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So, I sent my little spies to Paizocon, and they tell me that Gark the Goblin, if that is his real name, has an irl brother--and that that brother is a kobold!
Goblins are born live; kobolds hatch from eggs. WTF!?!
As far as I can tell, either Gark doesn't have a brother who is a kobold or Gark is not a goblin!
The latter possibility has mind-shattering repercussions; if Gark isn't really a goblin then what else isn't true?
The cake.
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Gark is a goblin, KC is a kobold, and yes they are both brothers by blood. What'll really bend your noodle is they have a third brother... Jon Snow (who apparently knows nothing).
"Bubble, bubble, bubble is coming." [/Doodlebug Stark]
A wizzard did it.
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After the disappointment Ward and I suffered with the birth of the Beav, I decided I could not bear to have Ward's seed inside me ever again. After a vigorous dalliance with an iguana, I laid an egg from which hatched little Kobold Cleaver.
Gark was the result of a wild weekend in Varisia. I don't remember much about it, but somewhere along the line I picked up 7 tattoos displaying different goblinoid names.
Also, can anyone spare a little cash to bail Wally out of the pen? He's been turning tricks down at the bus station again.
They have a sister to. She did not look like either a goblin or a kobold. Very polite young lady.
I lose track of them all sometimes.
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So many of my beliefs have been shattered! I will hold fast to Leafar. He is our only hope.
Leafar ... Leafer ... Leaf ... FLAMMABLE!!!
Look, its D&D biology. There's a black dragon ooze over there, try NOT to think about it too hard.
Gark is a goblin, KC is a kobold, and yes they are both brothers by blood. What'll really bend your noodle is they have a third brother... Jon Snow (who apparently knows nothing).
"Bubble, bubble, bubble is coming." [/Doodlebug Stark]
WOLFIE!!!
They have a sister to. She did not look like either a goblin or a kobold. Very polite young lady.I lose track of them all sometimes.
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Gark is a goblin, KC is a kobold, and yes they are both brothers by blood. What'll really bend your noodle is they have a third brother... Jon Snow (who apparently knows nothing).
"Bubble, bubble, bubble is coming." [/Doodlebug Stark]
hAHAHAHAHAAHA the YOLK'S ON YOU because JOHN SNOW IS MY SEMI-UNCLE NOT MY BROTHER
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
We stayed at his place before and after the con.
Logical bloodlines are overrated!
They have a sister to. She did not look like either a goblin or a kobold. Very polite young lady.I lose track of them all sometimes.
My, my. Look who's having a mid-life crisis. I'm surprised you didn't bring your little rent boy along...
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So, I sent my little spies to Paizocon, and they tell me that Gark the Goblin, if that is his real name, has an irl brother--and that that brother is a kobold!
Goblins are born live; kobolds hatch from eggs. WTF!?!
As far as I can tell, either Gark doesn't have a brother who is a kobold or Gark is not a goblin!
The latter possibility has mind-shattering repercussions; if Gark isn't really a goblin then what else isn't true?
You just now found this out. We have been puzzled by this for years now.