
Kyle Baird |

169 days until truth, light, and justice shall shine forth as my character triumphantly emerges unscathed from Kyle's table at the Gen Con 2012 Special, Part 1.
Unscathed: Adjective; Without suffering any injury, damage, or harm.
I'm not sure there's ever been a single PC to accomplish that at my table before.

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I'm going to choose to remember Joseph in death as I have known him: as a faceless icon on a chat board.
He would have wanted it that way.
::sniff::
-Pain
There will be a face to this icon if you come to PaizoCon or GenCon this year.
It also seems that I've driven The Baird so batty that he's now counting down with tongues. Guess he had a vision of a flawless victory on the part of the PCs when he used contact other plane.

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Keep poking the bear everyone, eventually all that built up fury will be unleashed (on a certain Holy Vindicator Venture Captain)
What? We poke you and you take it out on Joseph? Hmmm...
Well, I'd feel bad about that, but Joseph keeps talking about how much the Red Wings suck that I can't feel too sorry for him*.
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*=May or may not be true. Joseph may love the Red Wings, but I doubt it. Mostly I just think that Joseph thinks that Matt Stafford sucks.

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LOL where did Kyle type that Pain?
Hey, I didn't like Stafford because he went to U[sic]GA. But I can't be mad, he's throwing well to my boy Calvin Johnson. Lions have my respect for taking good care of CJ.
I honestly can't speak about anything hockey related. The only thing I know about anything ice-related down in Georgia is that I use it to cool down my sweet tea.
*EDIT* Found it. LOL Mike Brock is going to get me killed. Wonderful.

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Umm... I think you forgot to subtract something there, Kyle... ;)
Wow! I think Joseph has somehow trapped Baird into a "Groundhog Day" demiplane!
Joseph has bought himself some time, but how much?!?!
Inquiring minds want to know...how long will it take Baird to break free of this insidious trap?!!
-Pain

Kyle Baird |

It is through shear force of will that gives Venture-Captain Pasha Nikolai Adonai, Trade Prince, Master of Trade, Chief Medical Officer for the Acadamae in Korvosa the power to endure The Unholy Wrath of the Baird™ for one more day.
Heh. Mortals can be so amusing, can't they Pain? It's as if they believe they control their own destiny.

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Heh. Mortals can be so amusing, can't they Pain? It's as if they believe they control their own destiny.
Indeed. They are ever *so* amusing, however.
It's funny that this mortal, "Nikolai", thinks that he lives through something other than the absence of your divine fury, Baird. You and I both know that he lives only because you have not yet wished him to be un-alive.
I pity the fool. And will pray for him.
-Pain

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Mortals do control their own destiny! Look at what happened the last time a god decided to be the harbinger of prophecy. He died like a punk and had some lesser god by the name of Iomedae take his place!
WTF?!
I'm right here!!!
I've been reborn! Have you not heard?!
I'll 'splain it to you at PaizoCon. I'm totally back and ready to kick some non-human butt.
Trust me. Heck...maybe if you believe in me, I'll protect you from Baird.
-AR