GM Fuzzfoot's The Many Fortunes of Grandmaster Torch *CORE* Outpost2018 (Inactive)

Game Master PJP

"Fine, fine. I'll pay your protection money now. Just don't hurt me!"

"Nay, lad - we don't want money; we are after a statue that you recently acquired..."

Kaiyode holds his hands about a foot apart.

"A bug, about tis big!"

Anyone want to make a Diplomacy or another Intimidate check?

"Statue? What statue?"

Take 10 Diplomacy: 10 + 6 = 16

Pau planned to attempt to intimidate the man, but as he cleric took a softer approach, the monk followed suit.

”We are here for the statue. It’s rightful owner sent us.”

Aid another diplomacy 1d20 - 1 ⇒ (16) - 1 = 15

Urktar attempts to smile reassuringly, even though he's not sure how to spell the word...
Aid Another Diplomacy: 1d20 - 2 ⇒ (9) - 2 = 7
Apparently, he's also rather unsure on how to smile...

"Hmm, well I don't know much about a rightful owner. These things are ancient, and artifacts purchased transfer ownership. How they came to be for sale is not my concern."

Kaiyode slams his hand on the counter.

"You ungrateful snake! We just saved you a beating and some coin! Tat should be enough! Now GIVE US TEE STATUE!"

Intimidate: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (11) + 2 = 13

That won't do it... anyone able to help?

Zootloot scoots forward, in front of Kalyode. He is too short to peak over the counter so he grabs the edge and pulls himself up. He moves to within inches of the shopkeeper's face. "Seriously? We just saved your pathetic, pasty, witch's backside skin and you're not going to help us?"

Aid(intimidate): 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (1) + 3 = 4

I guess an orange-haired gnome just can't be all that intimidating...

Aid another intimidate 1d20 - 1 ⇒ (12) - 1 = 11

”We tried to do this the easy way, now we are going to do it the other way! Give us that statue now!”

Urktar does not aid intimidate checks, he makes them.
Urktar mutters to his great sword, "Yer right, Bert. Mr. Nice Guy just doesn't suit me."
As Urktar strides up to the man he casually flicks the blood off his blade at Tandir's feet.
"Listen, you puny little human, either turn over the statue or tell us who has it. Otherwise I'll torch this lame li'l warehouse of yours and feed you to my ma's orc tribe." Urktar leans in close and whispers this last bit in Tandir's ear. "Ya look way too fat and gristly for my tastes..."
Intimidate: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (18) + 4 = 22

Who knew? Our half-orc barbarian was our primary 'Diplomat' ;-)

"Aye lad, don't mess with this one. We barely keep him in check at the best o' times."

Intimidate(Aid): 1d20 - 2 ⇒ (11) - 2 = 9.

”Ok, ok! Here.... it’s in that safe box.”

Sorry - on my phone and traveling, so full post to follow up tomorrow. Just wanted to let you know that you succeeded.

I'm sure it'll go over just as well in the Secure Market...NOT!
Maybe y'all can slip by as the guards are laughing their butts off while thrashing Urktar soundly!

I was apparently wrong - they aren't all insects...

The counter has a secret compartment with a strongbox containing 300 pp. Also in the strongbox is one of the linen-wrapped Osirian statues - a Golden Giraffe. This statue is 8 inches tall and weighs 2 pounds. It’s an accurate depiction of a giraffe, including carved markings to represent spots, eyes, and so on.

Pau grabbed the statue of the giraffe, carefully storing it in his satchel. ”I knew you’d see it our way. Let’s go find the others,” he says without a glance at the shady merchant.

As his companions exit, Kaiyode lingers and leans on the counter.

"Say, Nasir, how would you like to work wit a Trade Prince?"

DC 17 Diplomacy check to recruit Nasir Tandir to work with the Exchange: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (12) + 6 = 18

Season 8 goal: Recruit a named NPC merchant, trader, smuggler, or similar figure to cooperate with the Exchange. Doing so requires a
successful Diplomacy or Profession (merchant) check (DC = 15 + your character level).

After a brief negotiation Kaiyode hurriedly catches up with his companions.

"So, should we find Viraj Arpani now?"

Zootloot hops down off the counter. "Well, that turned out well." He checks to make sure his guitar is still situated comfortably on his back and then wipes some imaginary dust off his leather vest. He follows the group out the door but glances back at Kaiyode who is hanging out at the counter. "What's he up to?" he asks no one in particular.

In a few minutes Kaiyode rejoins the group and suggests the next step. "Yep. Old Viraj seems like the next best plan. We just gotta listen for the tinkling bells." Zootloot cocks his head to the side and cups a hand to his ear. A grin splits his face as he pretends to hear the bells.

Urktar grunts in agreement, then cocks his head and listens for the bells.
Perception: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (4) + 6 = 10

Kaiyode talks a good game, and convinces Nasir Tandir to partner with him on future deals. As a reward for not robbing him blind, Nassir gives him 150 PP in exchange for protection and future deals.

You head off in search of your next target. What Torch said was true—he is unmistakable. Sitting on the rim of a fountain, the man appears to be contemplating the contents of a small intricately carved wooden box. The many pouches of his flowing, bell-covered robes bulge with various small items, and wands and rods stick out from odd folds. Under his arm he casually carries an item wrapped in shipping linens but by its shape it is almost surely a statue.

Urktar will attempt to casually move to the far side of fountain in case Viraj runs when the others in the group speak with him.

Kaiyode hails the man.

"Viraj Arpani? We'd like to talk to you about the statue. It is stolen and we'd like it back."

He points at the bundle under Viraj's arm.

Diplomacy: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (16) + 6 = 22

With that, Arpani chants and moves his fingers in intricate arcane patterns. His form loses substance and turns to a wispy cloud, but as it does, the bundle under his arm begins to vibrate, crackle, and grow. His eyes widen as his body resolidifies and the statue bursts out of its wrappings, seemingly absorbing the arcane energy from Viraj’s failed spell. Linen, strings, and little bells skitter across the paving stones. On the ground now, the statue continues to grow, taking on the form of writhing, giant centipedes.

Round 1: (Bold may act)
Uktar
Pau
Jack
Kaiyode
Zootloot
Centipedes

Urktar gets ready to stomp on the bugs as they emerge, but he grunts in astonishment as they just keep growing.
"Um, was that supposed to happen? Oh well, time to extramarinate these bugs..."

Urktar moves toward the blue bug, hoping to provide flank to anyone who wants it...
Raging Power Attack: 1d20 + 8 + 2 - 1 ⇒ (7) + 8 + 2 - 1 = 16
adamantine slashing dmg: 2d4 + 6 + 3 + 3 ⇒ (3, 3) + 6 + 3 + 3 = 18

Kaiyode takes advantage of Urktar's position as well as the centipedes' slow reactions to flank purple bug. Aware that he has put himself in a dangerous spot, he fights defensively as he unleashes Gorum's fury on this huge bug.

Destructive Smite Cold Iron Attack: 1d20 + 4 + 2 - 4 ⇒ (12) + 4 + 2 - 4 = 14
cold iron slashing damage: 2d6 + 4 + 1 ⇒ (2, 3) + 4 + 1 = 10

AC is 2 higher until the start of my next turn due to fighting defensively.

Knowledge(Dungeoneering): 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (3) + 7 = 10.

"Those are big bugs!"

Jack backs off, and starts firing.

+1 Mighty [+2] Darkwood Composite Longbow: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (4) + 5 = 9, for 1d8 + 5 + 1 ⇒ (5) + 5 + 1 = 11 damage.
+1 Mighty [+2] Darkwood Composite Longbow: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (4) + 5 = 9, for 1d8 + 5 + 1 ⇒ (4) + 5 + 1 = 10 damage.

Zootloot laughs as the statue explodes into a bunch of centipedes. "There is always something exciting happen!" He grabs the guitar off his back. "Time for another song!" He starts strumming a lively melody.

Insipre courage

Pau moves north and also swings a hard punch at the purple centipede.

Attack 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (11) + 7 = 18

Damage 1d8 + 4 ⇒ (3) + 4 = 7

Would someone move me please?

Jack skims a few arrows off of the closest one's thick hide, as Urktar, Pau, and Kaiyode jump right in, damaging the blue centipede severely. In fact, it stops in its tracks, and then dissipates into smoke. Kaiyode hit due to flat-footed status and/or flanking bonus.

Zootloot starts playing and a few of the crowd look back briefly, clearly confused by today's events.

The green centipede moves forward and attacks Kaiyode, but the man is too nimble.

Bite Attack: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (9) + 5 = 14

The red centipede moves a little more cautiously and attacks Pau, but is easily dodged.

Bite Attack: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (7) + 5 = 12

Round 2: (Bold may act)
Uktar
Pau
Jack
Kaiyode
Zootloot
Centipedes: Red, Green

Inspiration currently provided by Zootloot - +1 morale bonus on saving throws against charm and fear effects and a +1 competence bonus on attack and weapon damage rolls.

Jack adjusts the pull of his bow, and keeps up a steady stream of arrows.

+1 Mighty [+2] Darkwood Composite Longbow: 1d20 + 5 + 1 + 1 ⇒ (10) + 5 + 1 + 1 = 17, for 1d8 + 5 + 1 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 5 + 1 + 1 = 10 damage.
+1 Mighty [+2] Darkwood Composite Longbow: 1d20 + 5 + 1 + 1 ⇒ (5) + 5 + 1 + 1 = 12, for 1d8 + 5 + 1 + 1 ⇒ (7) + 5 + 1 + 1 = 14 damage.

Pau kicks out twice at the red centipede.

Attack, Flurry, IC. 1d20 + 7 - 1 + 1 ⇒ (16) + 7 - 1 + 1 = 23
Damage 1d8 + 4 + 1 ⇒ (6) + 4 + 1 = 11

Attack, Flurry, IC. 1d20 + 7 - 1 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 7 - 1 + 1 = 8
Damage 1d8 + 4 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 4 + 1 = 8

As the first giant centipede vanishes into smoke Kaiyode yells,

"What witchcraft is tis?"

However he has not a moment to spare as another of the huge bugs attempts to make a meal of him. He dodges aside as the green thing's mandibles skitter off his full plate. He strikes back, unfortunately off balance from dodging.

Destructive Smite Cold Iron Greatsword: 1d20 + 4 + 1 - 4 ⇒ (9) + 4 + 1 - 4 = 10
cold iron slashing damage: 2d6 + 4 + 1 + 1 ⇒ (5, 3) + 4 + 1 + 1 = 14

"Keep up tose arrows, Jack!"

AC is 2 higher until the start of my next turn due to fighting defensively.

"I dunno, Bert! It sure seemed real enough when I hit it. You can disbelieve if ya want. I'm just gonna keep swingin'!"
Urktar takes a 5' step forward and attacks the red centipede.
Raging Power Attack: 1d20 + 8 + 2 - 1 ⇒ (12) + 8 + 2 - 1 = 21
adamantine slashing dmg: 2d4 + 6 + 3 + 3 ⇒ (2, 3) + 6 + 3 + 3 = 17

Zootloot takes a few steps to the side and pulls out his bow while skillfully keeping his song going. Once he has a clear shot at the centipede he fires a quick arrow into it.

shortbow@red,into melee: 1d20 + 5 - 4 ⇒ (5) + 5 - 4 = 6

Solid miss

Urktar and Pau each make a solid hit, but it takes Jack's arrow to finish the job.

The green centipede rears up, blowing past Kaiyode's attempt at defenses, and practically bites his head off!

Bite Attack: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (20) + 5 = 25
Crit Confirm?: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (20) + 5 = 25

Damage: 2d6 + 4 + 2d6 + 4 ⇒ (2, 3) + 4 + (4, 4) + 4 = 21 Ouch.
And I need you to make a DC 14 Fort Save (vs poison)

Round 3: (Bold may act)
Uktar
Pau
Jack
Kaiyode (21 dmg, fort pending, unconscious, bleeding)
Zootloot
Centipedes: Green

Inspiration currently provided by Zootloot - +1 morale bonus on saving throws against charm and fear effects and a +1 competence bonus on attack and weapon damage rolls.

Stabilize: 1d20 + 2 - 3 ⇒ (13) + 2 - 3 = 12
Fort save vs. poison: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (18) + 5 = 23

Urktar bellows in rage at the giant vermin for downing his fellow pathfinder. "You'll pay for that, ya stinkin' bug!"

He moves up and lashes out at the creature.
Raging Power Attack: 1d20 + 8 + 2 - 1 + 1 ⇒ (12) + 8 + 2 - 1 + 1 = 22
adamantine slashing dmg: 2d4 + 6 + 3 + 3 + 1 ⇒ (1, 3) + 6 + 3 + 3 + 1 = 17

Jack grits his teeth, and fires upon the final centipede.

+1 Mighty [+2] Darkwood Composite Longbow: 1d20 + 5 + 1 + 1 ⇒ (14) + 5 + 1 + 1 = 21, for 1d8 + 5 + 1 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 5 + 1 + 1 = 10 damage.
+1 Mighty [+2] Darkwood Composite Longbow: 1d20 + 5 + 1 + 1 ⇒ (17) + 5 + 1 + 1 = 24, for 1d8 + 5 + 1 + 1 ⇒ (7) + 5 + 1 + 1 = 14 damage.

Zootloot peers at Kalyode on the ground. He's not sure how bad of shape he's in but he was the cleric. He was the one who could heal others! Zootloot keeps his guitar going and at the same time pulls a healing wand out of his bag. He moves towards the fallen cleric in hopes of healing him.

Standard action: retrieve wand. Move action: move

Pau advances and punches at the green centipede.

Attack, Flurry, IC. 1d20 + 7 + 1 ⇒ (5) + 7 + 1 = 13
Damage1d8 + 4 + 1 ⇒ (5) + 4 + 1 = 10

With the deadly combination of Urktar's falcion and Jack's well placed arrows, the last centipede pops out of existence.

All that remains is a statue of a silver centipede.

Now that combat is over, I assume that you will use Kaiyode's wand to heal him to consciousness, and he'll use it to heal himself to full.

[dice=Kaiyode's wand of cure light wounds]1d8+1[/dice]
[dice=Kaiyode's wand of cure light wounds]1d8+1[/dice]
[dice=Kaiyode's wand of cure light wounds]1d8+1[/dice]
[dice=Kaiyode's wand of cure light wounds]1d8+1[/dice]

When Keiyode is healed he bolts to consciousness and grabs for his weapon, then looks around in confusion.

"Where did tee bugs go?"

He shrugs as he takes his wand and taps himself a few times while looking around.

Perception: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (20) + 3 = 23

He puts away his greatsword and picks up the small box, casting detect magic. Opening the box he studies the contents.

"Tese are magic!"

He casts guidance on himself, then dips a finger into the potions and dabs that finger on his tongue.

Perception to identify the first potion: 1d20 + 3 + 1 ⇒ (13) + 3 + 1 = 17
Perception to identify the second potion: 1d20 + 3 + 1 ⇒ (10) + 3 + 1 = 14

He shakes his head.

"I can't tell what tey do. Anybody else?"

He offers the box to his companions, and casts guidance on anybody who attempts to identify the items.

Pau grabs the second statue, placing it in the same satchel as the first. He waiting on the more magically inclined to figure out any other gains the group ended up making.

Zootloot looks at the potions in the box. "You don't know what they are, Kaiyode? I can try." Zootloot takes a quick taste of each.

Perception@first potion: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (10) + 9 = 19
Perception@second potion: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (19) + 9 = 28
Perception@oil: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (5) + 9 = 14

"Ah yes. A nice barkskin potion and a curing potion. But I don't know what this oil is."

Urktar snorts in disgust at all the bug ichor dripping from his new blade, which he tiredly wipes clean with his cloak. Once his fatigue has worn off, he gives the oil a good sniff.
Perception: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (7) + 6 = 13

"Prolly should give that barkskin to our cleric friend. Maybe he won't fall over next time in the next fight...Of course, he don't want it, I'll be happy to hang onto it..."

Perception - Oil: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (17) + 8 = 25.

Jack dips the tip of a finger into the oil, and licks it.

"Ah! I thought I recognised the smell. This is an Oil of Bless Weapon. Very useful if you encounter fiends... I might hang onto this."

He then nods to the list of names.

"Shall we track down the third one...?"

Is Viraj still here?

Kaiyode nods his thanks as he accepts the potion of barkskin.

"So, we go to Sengali Square to find Buri Buri-Ban?"