I heard a joke about pizza the other day. I won’t share it here because it’s too cheesy.
Bravo, sir. Bravo.
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Why are peppers good at archery?
Because they habanero.
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What do you call a porcupine with no quills?
Pointless.
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Q. What do you call the noise made by a bunch of rowdy holy warriors?
A. A Pala-din.
Q. What do you call the noise made by a bunch of rowdy holy warriors?
A. A Pala-din.
Bravo, sir. Bravo.
How do Vikings deal with red, itchy eyes?
Tyr drops!
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It's M.C. Escher's birthday today! The jokes write themselves...
How do you communicate with the spirits of Scandinavian people?
You use a Nor-Oujia Board!
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And all Danes and Swedes are insulted at 'Scandinavian' being equated with 'Norwegian'. And all Norwegians are insulted for the same reason. And Finns are insulted at being considered part of Scandinavia in the first place.
[tangent] Always compliment Australians on how their English is really good, and ask them about Arnold Schwarzenegger, as if you've mistaken them for Austrians. [/tangent]
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And if you meet a Austrian, always try to talk about kangaroos.
Y'all are the wind beneath my chaos-beating wings.
So there’s a quest in Skyrim where you extort money from someone by threatening to drop a statue of her goddess down the well. Luckily she doesn’t realize it’s an idol threat.