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Damn the revenge porn! *smack the fish with a cowbell and turns off the internet*
LOL!!!
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Damn the revenge porn! *smack the fish with a cowbell and turns off the internet*
...
...Is...
Is that...
Is that what the kids are calling it these days? Smacking the fish with a cowbell?
...
Well.
Ok then.
...
I have learned something today.
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I didn't call it that. I just smack fishes because I don't much care for seafood.
Where's my house?
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Why is there a Pinniped on this thread and why is it asking for fish?
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Hey, everyone! Is everyone listening? Is everyone listening REALLY CLOSESLY?
Great! Well, guess what I'm doing?
That's right! I'm holding a...
PRESS CONFERENCE!!!
Mwahahahahahahahahahahaha!
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P̶̘̮̥͓͕̜r̝̺̱͓̭̮ͅè̜̺͟ś̞͚s͓͓̗̜̱̻̼͠ ̷̜̠͖̫͍̹̬́p͇̹͕̹͖r̡͇̺̦̦͓̥̬̥è̱̩͍̤̖͘͡ͅs҉̵̺̭͍̮͜s͇̱̭̀̕ ̟̫͍͜͠p̴̧̲̯̥̟̰̦͇ͅr̵̻̬̘͎͚̙̩̰e͏̮͓͔̝͔͉s̻͢s̱͉̮͖͇̖̕ͅ ͓̩̱͕͚͇̱͠p̹̻̺͕̜͜͠r̶͏̮͇͍̙ͅȩ̸̳̯̜̣̤͈̠s̴̬͉͎͖̀s̮̤̲̩͕̠̬ ̣̤͖̬̯̯͍̥̭p̶̭͍͇̭̣͇͔r̸̶̠̳̥͚̠̮e̢͇̗͘s̷̵̳̫͇̙͚s̵̗͙̻̫̯̜͇͠ ͞҉͓̠̺͓͔̝̭p̴̙͚̻͘͟r̼͕͚̫̖̯̯̝͇ę̫̖̟̼ś̩̳̜͔s͍̪̰̱̳͇͇ͅ ͙̙͖̣̦̭̗͜͡p̵̹͖̞͘r̴̵̴̖͔̹̤e͔̬͔̙̝͙̭̼͝͡s̮͉̳̱͍͔͔s̜̙̗̳͕͍ ͇̲̖͍̝̤́p̴̨̧͇̮͉͍̘r҉͏̙̩̝͎̜̦̜͢e͙͖̮̺̞͝s̵̗̙̞̠ś̭̜̭͈̀͡ ̮̯p̟̫͉̝͚͕r̶͎̼̟e̢̠͖̦̗̣̱͢s̪̦͕̤͈̱̞͚͢͡ṣ̨̩͕͘ ̴̼͞p̴̘͍̝̩̕r̹͍̥͘e̩͕̻̩̞̳s҉̧̥̀s̷͉͙̼͉ ̡̖̯̗̪͍̱̜͇̣p͓͔̳̥̗̙̕ͅr҉͔̰͖͔͚e̮̫̬͡ș̡͕̲͜s̢̼̥̣̣̼͉ ̯̥̪͍p̢̩͍̰̩̣̥̹̻ŗ̷̱̦͇̝̲ͅe̹͉͍͖̖͍̠͚̤ş̛̦͇͈͈̩̥̹͜s̗͍̳ ̷҉͖̼p̢͚͜r̫̞̖ͅe̼̗ṣ̩͙̩͓̙̙͢͝s̶̭̙ ̸̦̞͇̭̫̼̮͠͠p̨̛̻̹̪r̷̘̖̤̲̯̣̣̹͞ȩ҉̰͖ͅs̸̪̲̺̭̤̯s̶̡͙̭̖̠̙͎̳͖͈ ̷̘̯ṕ͇͢ŕ͕̜̣͠é̡̩͖̼s̵̵̝s̵̺̖̩̖̙͉͜ ̷͖͕̥̻̜́͜p̨̪̬͇̞̦̼r̸̖͈̦̝͍̕͠ͅḙ̦͓s͍̙͇͉͘͞s̶̫͎̬̘̭͕͉͠ ̳̭̯̯p҉̦r͏̪̻̖̩͚̥͠e҉̢̜̳̘̤͉ṣ̜͚̤s̻̟̯̭̮̘ ̶͉̝̻̝̝p̧̣̮̤̘̬͔̱̹͞r̷͚̪̱ḛ̛͍̻͔͞s͏͔̣̥̕͡s̝̹̤͓͈͢͢ ̛̭̭̥̫̺p̢̖̖̕ŕ̬͕͘e̲͎̗̘̼̥s̵̜͕͚̯͙s̵̸̱̤̀ ͏͙̬̘͞p̨̡̜͎̯̘͍̙̟̯̣r͉͔̫͙̥̠e̦s̸̡̛͉͕s̳̼͓͕̰͞͝ ͇̱͎̳̰͇p҉̨̘̫͍͇͚͕ṟ̛̭̤̼̩̳̦͘͠ͅͅȩ̬͠s͇͔̟̮̝ş̸͈͕̯̻̗̤̫̳͉͞ ̤̕p̷̨̜̹r͏͎̹̙̀è̶͍̯̲̞̤͇͝s̡̭̹̣͎̜̙̟̣̻s͙͙̬̥ ̧̳͈͉ͅp̨̜̭̙̮̲̝͇͎͜ͅr̸̞̬̖̳̤̞é̡̛͕̭͙̱s͓̥̣̦̀s͍͉͕͔͉ ̘̹̥͓͇̥̝p̸̙̼̕r̢͙͚͠e̶͠͏͈̳͔̘s͏̲̜͚̤̟ṣ̞ͅ ̥̪͙̖p̩̟͈̣͘ͅr̛͏̣͙̫͕̥̣e̛͘͏͉̰̝̫͔̣s̬̘̜̜̱̥s͈̱̥̳̙̲͈̮ ̶̟̜͢p̞̩͚̝̦͇͜͞r͙̻̻̳e̴̲͎s̡҉̨̣͓s҉̯̰̰̼͝ ̴͕͕̩̞͖̥͈p̞̻͍̻̼̣͙͘r̵̡͈͓e̼̼͈͙͕̥̮͞s͏͉͡s̟̠̝̮͢ͅ ̦̠̭͘͠p̡҉̪̱̱̘͎ŕ̹͔͖͕̰e̬͈̲̻̯̙̕͡s̩̬͠s̙̭̙̣̲ ̧̩͓͉̬̤͇͚͡p̬̩͖͕͖͉͘r̠̬ͅͅe͈̫̘̯͓͍̘͢ͅs̙̣̜̘̱͚̬ş̶̱̠͚̻͉͉̫̙́ ̷͈̣̙͟p̸͙̹̭̟̘͡r̴̶͓͖͉͈̝̞̪̥͓͠e̛̦̞̺̥̫̥͘s҉̣͙͉͔̰s̛̭̗̪̣͘͡ ̠̜͘̕͡p̻̪͠r̛̩̱̼̮e͞҉̫̹̣̞̗ͅs̛̮̟͔̥̙̭̦͔̖͞s̡̤̦̙̼ͅ ͉͇̖̞͖̀p͇̺̠̯̀r̴͇͉͞e͕͉̻̱͈̯̼̗͜s̢̭̫̙̕͢s͉̱̣̱̩̣͖ ͎̯͍̰̺͟͟p̸̗̼̝̕r̰͇̖̼̝̰͠e̸̶̥͙͍͕̻̞͝ͅs͖̣̘̩̯̣̯̕ş̟̩̫͉̖̮̗͍͕͡ ̛̝̬͔͎̦̫̕͡p̩̞̫͙͉͝r̞̣̟͇e̖̭̥̤̙͞s̡͓̗͎̣ś̳̖̳̬̫̺̞͢ͅ ̷̫̩̠̭͔̯̗͡p̵̢̺̙̟͕ŗ͉̮̦̫̭̯̗̳͢ḙ̴̮͔̙̱̻̗͓ś̰̬͕̤̯̺̫̕ͅs͎͍͍͙̺͞ ̛̛̝̭̻̘͝p̵̻̠̪̺̩͚̥͠͞r̴̖̭̠̭̱̖e̻̺͕̫̗s̶̮̱ͅs͏̲̼͓̪͙ ̗̻̘͉͕͍͈͍͡p͏̠̖͖͓̞̪͔̗͔͜ŗ̱̹̙̟̲͚͉́͠e͎̮̬̲s̪͉̻̞̩ś̢͔̭͔͎͇͓̯ ̵͍̮̲̹̤̮p͏̢̟̥̖̲̗ͅr͎̥͞e̝̯̫̣̺͚͎̰ș̴͉͔̭͜͡s͙̺̭̝̰̭͔̫͈͘ ̰̤̟̩̰͝͝p̦̠͔̝͉̭̞r̸͕͕̮̙͜ͅe̗̟̪̻̻̳͟ͅş̺̜͉̹͇̯͚s̳͉͇͈͉̕ͅͅ ̢̫p̶̝̥̟̝͍͕͝r̷͖̯̲̀e̴̱̬̤̬̩͠͠s͏̼̣̀ś̱̥͖͚̗ ̴̜͖̜͈̭̣̘p͈̥͕r̫̤̻̗̩̱͝ͅe̮̼̭̲̬̟̹͎̥s҉͍̳̤̤̫̥̮̰͖s̶̭͎͇͟͢ ̺̞̖̳͓̻̮̟́͜p̗͓̩̰r̴̛̼̗͓̩̩̳̝͚͈e̹s̻̗̜͞s̸͇̱̬̝̥͚̀͟ͅ ̵̟̠̻̟̙͈̥́̀p҉̜r͚̣͔̩͙͉͉̘ͅe͢҉̬̥̟̜̞̜̮̜͠s̶̯̥͖̜͔̥ś̡̻ ̡̟̲p̛̼̤r̸̗̻̙̹̝̼ȩ̤͎͖̹s̸҉̭̟̠̳̼s͏͍̮̱͎͓̭̹̕ ̵̼͎̠͉̲̫̮p̢̧͕͙̱̩͇̻r͖̹̫͇̣̺͙̀é͔̰̠͔̭̤̖̠̗ș́̕s̡̞̗̩̮̘͢ ̴͕͎̘p̸͍̠̫̳̟͘r҉̨͈͉̻̱̠͞e̘̪̻s̼͈͙̮̪s̵̗̻̥ ̹̼̭̩̳̣͚p̸̨̲͔̟̤͓̰r̸̠̥̣͍͠͞e͕̯̕ś̙̼͔̲̼͘͡s̙̙͚͕̰͎͕͍ ̸̨̣͖̥͉̲̼̪̬p̵̰͖̱͇̼̦̱̮͢͢r̫͓̬͉̼͡͡e̢̮͎̱͉̯͇̠͔s̘͔̘̱s̷҉͓͙͜ ̼̰̥̬̼͔̲p̸̲̖̮̹̜͍̝͖ŗ̬̥̬͙͕͜e̩̖͖̖̹̜͚̞͔s̤̜̫̪͉̪͟s̨̲̫͞ ̨̠̲̲ͅp̸͉ͅͅŕ̦̫͖͔̬̹̱̩͞͞ͅe̛͎̼͎̬̱͜͞s͖̻̘̦͍̠̱͟͟s̴̵̖̦͚͈̙̮̝̙
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I have to ask: press what?
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I have to ask: press what?
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You're saying it's all about the Benjamin(s)?!
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Why is my browser asking me whether I want to continue displaying this thread in Vietnamese?
Why is my browser asking me whether I want to continue displaying this thread in Vietnamese?
Welcome to the Omnipotent Madness.
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Why is my browser asking me whether I want to continue displaying this thread in Vietnamese?
It's reminding you that the time has come to finally confront your phở.
Brava, madam. Brava.
Why is my browser asking me whether I want to continue displaying this thread in Vietnamese?Welcome to the Omnipotent Madness.
A̺̕r̖̥͔͚̩͓r̛̞̣g͟͏͍̩h̴̢̤!͈̤͍̗̯̪̲̟̳͜ ̢͓͉͓̺͙͉̥̯̱Y҉͎͍̤͖͇̺͜͜a̷̡҉̟̬ą͖͓̦̳͕̺̫͕̀g̸̗̫̺͓h҉̳̮̹̳̫͘!̠̣͉̫̭͎̰̰͢.҉͚̱̬͔̲͘.̨̪̖ͅ. ̸̝͇̗
̨̛͇͖̲Ị͈̗t̻̱͈͔̭͓̪͜͢ͅ'̡̡̜ͅs̨͍͠ ҉͍͝n͟҉̗̩̙̟̠̘o̵̧̡̪̣̙̹̜ͅt̵̯̠ ͔͇̤̝̮̗r̶̦͙͇̘í̧͈̪͝g̴̹̳̀͝h̶͔̘̘̟̖̰͝ͅt̥̻̹̯̞̕.̷͉͉̬́.̬͙̞͎̫̟̠.̢̘̫̗̙̳̣͖͟ͅ ̜̹̲͙̙̺͓͝n̵̸͍̣̬͉̲͇̘̮͜o̸͚͖͞t͏̞̟̜̹̱̫̞̼ ̸͉̙̟r̵̖̰͈͇̘͝ì̫̩̫̻͎g̦̪͇̲̭͈h͔̟͎͟ͅt͎͎͈͇͘.̬̖̥͖̖͎.̶͖̻ͅ.͉͎͉̩̫͕͔͟͡ ̱̹͙̕ņ͍̺͎͈̕o̗̠̞̖̣̘̖̕͝t͏̹͚̼͇̮ ̮̠͢͡r̞̳̰̦͈͠ͅi̤͙̩͇̖̘͔̜͓̕͘g̶̝͈̗̕ḩ͔̺̫̤t̫̫̱͙.͙͘͞.͙͉̱̻̤̖.̷̢̖͈̘̗̭̟̗̻̜͈͚͞A͟҉̫̮h̷͎̭̗̘̳̲̰̣h̷͕̘̭͎̭̻̣̖̘͘,͜͏͓ ̴̮͍͚͙̱Ģ̤̮̪͢ͅr̴̘͇̱͕̫̕r̨̪̪͕͉̬̪͞ͅ,̥̼͕̭̭͘ ̸͖̬͟O͖̘͉̼̹͝h̷̢̰̳̜̪̩̺̤͙̫͞h̨̟̬͖͓̫ͅh҉ͅͅ.̧̪̼̯̬̪̩̕͝ͅ.̞̤͕̱̯͝.̶̷̜̳̭̲̤̖͙̠ ͉͖̘͎̟͇̺n̡̳̹̼̪̻͠o̴̞̬͓̫ṭ̬͚̥̠̬̼ ̵̰̜̪̳̬͝r̢͍͚̟̫̪͎͕͞i̵̧͕͉̦̜g̷̜̤͇͎h̩͇͍̯̖͓͍͢t͇̤.̡̠͓̜͙͘͞.̶͔̣̤̻̬.̷͎̜̗̳̫͓ ̶̵̰̟͕̳ǹ̷̡̗͓͔̫̦̖o͚̞t҉҉̡͉͙̺̙̗ ̜̙̬̭͓͙͍́ṛ͓̤̭̘͡í̬̞̘̖͢g̫̝̜̭̪h̹͖̖̟̰͟͡t̠͟.̻͎͇̜̮̥̞̪͟ͅ.̞̼̭̤̲̀.̩̻͉̟͎͘ ͉͖̼̦̣͡n̦ơ͚̪̩͉͍ţ̡̲͕̠̙͜ ̩̠͇̲͕̞̖̱r̯̝i͙͇͡g̸̫̮̞͡h̸͓̱̜̞͍̳t͉̻̩͙̺͈͓̖.͜҉̯̗̥͈̪.̷͓̺̰̜́.̡̝̳̟̠̻̙̞̞
̦̟̘̼̭͜͜ ̖̹̩n̴̫̘̰̞̺o̺̰̺t̗̹̱͈̘͕͓̠ ͚̩̺͎ͅr̷̞̫̥̼͎͙͉ͅị̧̫͙͙̗͓͓̳g̢̝͕̘̱̜h̥̬͖̞͕̟̙̯͍͜t̫̺͕̦͔̳̜͉.͟҉̖ͅ.̨̲̹̟̦̝̟̳͜ͅͅ.͔̠̲̰̀ ̳̬̹̗ ̼̼͓̩͜n̳̝̲̖̟͍͡ơ͉̭ṭ̗͘͟ ̢̰̱͡r͏̪͔͉̤͇̮͎̠i̮͓̺g͚̝̘̝͙̬h҉͇̟̝͇̕t̡͚̩̦̮͈̠̙̀͞.̤̬.͈̻͈.҉̧͔͍̙̝͉̮̰͢ ̸̺͙̩̣̠̪͈͚̕n͏͕̘͙̬̣͔̦̜̦o̷̦̟̼̠̬ͅt̯̠̰̞̗͍̩̗ ̮̹̣͙͘͟ͅr̪̦ͅi̖̙̼̞̞̫̞̗g͇̬̥͓͙͇̙̀͢ẖ̡̡̙̱͜t̴͎̩̟̞̣̞̥̺̝.̸̪̮̬̟̤̘͙̯͝.̺͔̱͟͝.̢̨̦̠͖̮̗̼́ ̹ͅ ̟̤͡ņ͈͞ó̮͇̖̮̫̻͖͞t̥̖̻͜ ҉̛̰̺̜̫̭̻̲r͍̫̬̲̟͘͜i̭̺̳͉͚̯̕ͅg̫͕͖͉̭̜h̢͓̞̠̬̱t͈̰̖̭͈̀͢͡.҉̲̯.̡̥̼̠.͏͇̳ ̸̸̭̣̭͈̻̩̠ͅn̴̛̘͓̼͙̳͜o̵͍̱̼̳̩̪̞̣͜͠t̶̴̳̟͓͉̝́ ͕̮̠̹̻r̨͓̻̦̤̲͕̕i҉̻̫̼̹͙͍g͓̥̀h̯̩̗̦̪̀t͇̗̠͈̥̜ͅ.͖̲̳̦̻.͈̰͕͈͈̰.̙ ̲̬̟̟͕n̞̝̞̤̝̱̻ǫ̷̹̣̦͟t̤͓̣̱̳͇̰͇̀ ͠͏̖̳̠͇͉̯̹r̖̱̣̞̹̪͈ͅi̢̲͉̱͕͞g̡̡̼̯̰̭͖͓̫h͍̱͉̳̳͢ṱ̨͖.̢̪͙̟͍͓͚͔ͅ.̱̲̜͠͝.̡̛̗̖̖͈̩͔̗̞
͇̙̤̝̜̣ ̩̩̱̯̤̲̀ṉ̩o̘͖̳͘͡ͅt͏̶͍̻̯̕ ̷̙̯̝r̸͖̮̹̻͘͜i̶͎̠̮͎͇̱̜͎̕ǵ͚̬̰h̴̵͕̞͇̠͎͡t̜̟̤͕̭̀͝͞.̷̧̠͓͇͖.͏͈.̧̘͎͍͙̲ ̰̗̙̝n̛̞̮̰ͅọ̺͎̗̣̠̟̕͠͡t̷̙͍͚̙͠ͅ ̴̡̯̝r̗͔̤̮͚i͚͓̳͙̟̫̞̹ͅg̷̨̩̳͉͔̜̺͢h̨̼̥̗̰̳͇͟͝t̷̸̤͕̤̗̣̦̩ͅ.̷̢̪͖͚̼.̷̢̳̜̖̻͢.̵͖̜͕̻͎͖̦ ̥ ͖̙͙͠n̞͚͉̮̗̟̞͟ͅo̧̺͖̯̘͔̰t̥͚͟ͅ ̸̸̣͇̙r͈̲͚̗͘i̸̯̹̳͝g҉̦͓͎͢ḫ͇̩͈̣̤͞ͅt҉̧̲̪̝̩̫̳̩̻̻.̀͏͇͇͚͈̤͎.̨̞͚̬̲̺̗͇́.̳̦͢͞
̢̥ ̡̗͉̬͇̻̤͜ͅn͖͍̝̤̪̪̣̬̙o̷̼͓̳̞͓͉ṭ͎̦̠͕̠̲͜͞ ̨͇̖͙̪̹̙͘͝r͉̞̕i̴̪͔g͈͉̠͎̬͓ͅh͈̥̼̺̤́t̶͎̙͖̼͠.̴̸̼̖̪͍.̸̱̘̭͈̕̕.̖̳͓̠͞ ̜̮̦͠n͕̺͜o͚̲͖̻̙̞͝t̶̸̪̟̱̻͓̰͙͟ ͍͖̝͍̫̞̥͍͞r̜̞̠̗͍i̶̛̪̭̯̣̤̩̜̱g̞̞̪̯̠͙̳͜ͅh̞̫̭̦̮͈̩̀̕t̰̺̖̬͕́͟ͅ.̘̦̜̤͎̫̼.̷҉͔͇́.̷҉͉͖̯ ̰ ̜͈n̴̪͙ó̮̩̙̹̦̯͘͘t͇̮͟͢ ̧̤͉̩r̴͏̭͕̯̺̞̜͈̪ḭ̜͇̱͉̘ͅͅģ̙̥ḩ̰͔̕ţ̷̺͝.̸̛̙͈̫.̸̧͇.͚͚̹̬͟ ̤̜͇͝ǹ̵͉̙o̗͡t̷͓͉̺͍̭̭̠͡ ͙̭̹̣͘͞r̛̠̰̜̺̳͍i҉͚͍̠͓͓͖̲̝g͖͖̫̗h̥̖̘͠t̶̨̨̹̪̰.̜̠͈͓̰̦̥͟͞͝.̯̖̀.̰̬̳ ̝̠̜͚̠̀͢n̢̯̯̠̳͙̼o͍͉͖̝͎͝t̶̰̹̟̕ ̵̷̥̯̰̱͝r̩̩̭̪͇̤̭̟í̝̙̺g̨̪̜̟͠h̡̹̯̦̙̱̗͈͍ṱ̱̬̫̘.̧̺̤̼̯͇͉̩̺.̛̙̯̼̳͖̣.̶̠͈̠̲ ̡͉̯̠͕̤̫͈̕n̷̡̪͓̮̳̲͍̞̰̲͜ó͝͏̮͍̳t̝̳̩̟̥ͅ ̵̲͖̞̤̮̲̜͕r̗̣͎̰͟͞͝í҉̧͙̖g͟͢͏̜͈͚͈͉h͏̞̜͉͎̱t̰̰͓̰̰̗͘͠.̵̨͎͙ͅ.̣̪̜̭̳̤͇͉.̛͎̹͖̝̘͟͠ ̲̗̞̳̞͠n̴͚̩̣̜͔̟͇̣͡ͅò͖͘ṱ̬̝ ̵̛̜̝͉͕r͈̗̣̼͉̱̙̬͞ͅi̤͓̠̣̮̞̤͢g͖͚̫̻̦͜͠h̼͉̫̘͉̣̕t͈̼͉͇̩̤̪͚͜.̻̩̱͘͟͟.̪̜̩̩͙̹͝.͖̪̱ ̡̨͏̳̞̠͉̜̲n̗̻̙͕̪̺̮ó̝͎̖̳̞̬͎̙t̡͕ ҉̴͓͈̠͙r̵̳̹̱i̧͈g̪͟͝ḥ̡͙͢t̝.̷̞̦̜̪̳̝͜.̵̼̯̱͢.̤̹̱̘̹ ̸̛̼͇̙̦̥͟ͅn̶̰̤͡o̥͉̙̩͇̦͙̝̱t҉̪͇͙ ͍̟̀r̬̙̞̥í̢̳̼͇̲̜̦̭g̷̭͈̬̻̩͕̬̕ͅh̲̱̤́͟͠t͏̵͖.̷̡̛͎̼͔̬̟̜̩.̡̙.̷̼̻͙̤̜̥̟̕͜
̙͈̣̣̳̰ ͉͕̜͍̫́̕n̲͉͉̞̯͕̼ọ̵͉̜͎ţ͚͕̣͎͙̗̙̀ͅ ̢̣r̶͏͏̥̙̮̹͎̙i̵̸͎̖̰̤̗̹͔ǵ̶̡̣̰̝̭̗̫̣̥̜h̡̞̗̗̬̩̟̘̪͝t̸̖͚̲̞̪̥͟͟.̞̯̞̠̥̕͟.̨̧͍̘̗̳̺̗͓̭ .̴̗͍̕ ̷̢͕̜̝̟̬̤̙̀n̤͇̮͔̘̦͉o̢̼̮͉̮̱̟̱͘t͉͙̪̳͈̙͡ͅͅ ̗̤͎̟͕̼͎̞̺͘r̞͉̭̲̕ͅͅi͏̢̥̝͓̫͎̥̘ǵ̣͈͇̻̖h̵̴̛͉̱t̶̳̤͕̖͖͇̗͢.̦͖̰͔͍̺̙́͜.̧͖͎͍̭̠̪̪̻.̝͘͡ ̱̘ ̩͎̹͓̬̣͕͉͠ͅn͚͚̹̮̗̥̙̲͕͘o̟̯̭̩̞̠̞̭t̤ ̫̮͚̳͓̥͎̪̕ͅr̢͈̥i̵̱̭̩̮g̸̺̘̖̝̺h̩͕͚̥̭̳t̴̨͍̫̞̬̖̜̮.̴̭͇̗͈͉̗͚́ͅ.̨̰̮̯̟̖͞.͟҉͍̜̹̹̳
I've seen greater madness. This so far is just better drawn/artistically rendered madness than most.
Zalgo is so old hat. SCP rejected him for containment.
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There is some creepy stuff at SCP. Man...
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SOON.
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I think we should sue the mods. Pro se, to save on legal fees.
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Everyone! I can tell you in here, because the Mods obviously can't see...
I've replaced one of the Mods with a horse...
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I'd prefer we sue the fish and maybe a few lawyers.
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Shoot fish at lawyers? DON'T MIND IF I DO.
I've replaced one of the Mods with a horse...
Nope. No. No. Nooooooooooooo. No. We're all already dealing with one horse loose in a hospital, I don't have time to worry about another one right now.
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Shoot fish at lawyers? DON'T MIND IF I DO.
You're going to find that difficult Eric when I put my foot up your ass.
Herring don't have feet. I'm afraid you'll need to come up with a different strategy!
Shoot fish at lawyers? DON'T MIND IF I DO.You're going to find that difficult Eric when I put my foot up your ass.
Joke's on you, my ass is semi-incorporeal, your foot can't stay in presuming it even gets in in the first place~
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I'd prefer we not use living beings to be shot at other living beings. That's how one of my Wizards in Forgotten Realms died. He was shot by having a kobold thrown at him by a Mind Flayer from over a mile away...
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.... that was glorious.
I going to relish the opportunity to post links without comments.
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I clicked on that link with my wife in the room. She asked me to never do that again.
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.... that was glorious.
As someone who has had a bad week last week at work and doesnt hold out much hope for this week, I can confirm that this was BEAUTIFUL AND EXACTLY WHAT I NEEDED
I clicked on that link with my wife in the room. She asked me to never do that again.
awww come on! It was AWESOME!
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True beauty and art have now been achieved in our time.
Humanity has hit its apex.
Even if it's all downhill from here, our time on this speck will have been worth it.
Moo.
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Just so everyone knows, I have some links to live sports, cheap ED meds, and Russian girls looking for companionship, if anyone wants them. No viruses at all.
No siree.
None.
Promise.
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I keep to the links I know. Much like cowbells and smacking fish with my bare hands.
*waves ∅ stamp threateningly*
⊙﹏⊙
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Just so everyone knows, I have some links to live sports, cheap ED meds, and Russian girls looking for companionship, if anyone wants them. No viruses at all.
No siree.
None.
Promise.
What about discount Raybans or the chance to earn ££££s from home in my spare time? Can you help with that?
Got any phased plasma rifles in the 40watt range?
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Wait is Philip the alternate Earth version of Arnold Schwarzenegger and no one noticed??
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Thought I'd engage in some trolling. Care to join me?
True beauty and art have now been achieved in our time.
Humanity has hit its apex.
Even if it's all downhill from here, our time on this speck will have been worth it.
Moo.
I try.
You still didn't answer the question Philip...*taps his feet as Cowbells ring out...*
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Classified.