
Vidmaster7 |

I have the least luck with Silent. Usually with defect(robot guy), I can ice or lightning around, and ironclad I just do massive block + body slam. Silent poison decks usually don't pack enough defense and shiv decks using cloak and dagger don't do enough damage. Besides its multi mob attack sucks.
Well I've gotten all 3 to the 2nd boss now but have yet to beat him.

Thomas Seitz |

I need new dice...
Today I lost my almost favorite paladin character thanks to the DM rolling (and confirming) a crit with a freaking OGRE hook. G#$#$$n inbred giants keep killing my characters. First Krishnor dies at the hands of a Marsh Giant with a harpoon... now Sir Elderan Darahan...
Fish hate me.

Eric the Kitten-Bee |
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I guess it's because I rolled the nat one on the save moreso than him getting the critical...
You should offer the defective die as tribute to your cat, who will either add it to his/her horde behind the sofa or bat it under the refrigerator where it will be expunged from memory.
Let your other dice watch so they learn what happens to your enemies.

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The eggplant turned out a little tough(I think I need to cook it longer) - but the whole thing was made up off 230g of okra(yes, I can hear Freehold screaming), 2 tomatoes, a chopped onion,80g ground pork, a handful of mozarella cheese and half a teaspoon of basil, thyme, rosemary and a good pinch of salt.

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Also shape run is this Sunday. Am I up to running 10 km in under an hour?
*tail twitches*
I know my 5km speed is <30 min(28min ish) timed with Samsung health tracker.

quibblemuch |
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I've started intermittent fasting to help with weight loss.
Me, the other day talking to a friend:
"I'm trying intermittent fasting."
"Oh yeah? How long you been doing that?"
*checks watch*
"Since breakfast. Should hold out another 15 minutes or so."
"I don't think—"
"IT'S INTERMITTENT!"
I may have misunderstood.

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Thomas Seitz wrote:I guess it's because I rolled the nat one on the save moreso than him getting the critical...You should offer the defective die as tribute to your cat, who will either add it to his/her horde behind the sofa or bat it under the refrigerator where it will be expunged from memory.
Let your other dice watch so they learn what happens to your enemies.
We once put a horrid dice in the oven to melt.
It came out all awesome and puddely and the nubers were still readable.We use it to scare other dice in behaving well.

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I dunno about offerings to cats...since I prefer dogs. I'm not about to let a dog chew on them.
But I am SERIOUSLY considering putting THAT d20 in a special bag.
It's easy. Smash it with a hammer in view of the other dice.
Anyway my BF had a case of bad dice rolling too - he got a chance to become a BBEG last Sunday(5e game) by devouring the soul of a dragon. Unfortunately, even with a sentinel shield which allows one reroll for init, he rolled 3 and 10, and basically his party members beat him in init. The party pally(despite having a 30% hit rate on him), kept critting and he got chained stunned by the monk so he didn't get a turn =(
I guess maybe the other party members rolls were just too good.

Eric the Kitten-Bee |
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Thomas Seitz wrote:Freehold is one of those cat people who thinks that dogs are infinitely less worthy creatures.Freehold,
Dogs and my liking them have nothing to do with my poor dice rolling. I'm still betting Cyric hates me.
[origin="supervillain"] Freehold is actually 12 cats in a Vorlon trenchcoat whom The Whedon refused to adopt. [/origin]

Dr. Doommaster7 |

Bizarro Freehold wrote:[origin="supervillain"] Freehold is actually 12 cats in a Vorlon trenchcoat whom The Whedon refused to adopt. [/origin]Thomas Seitz wrote:Freehold is one of those cat people who thinks that dogs are infinitely less worthy creatures.Freehold,
Dogs and my liking them have nothing to do with my poor dice rolling. I'm still betting Cyric hates me.
Can confirm.

Freehold DM |

The eggplant turned out a little tough(I think I need to cook it longer) - but the whole thing was made up off 230g of okra(yes, I can hear Freehold screaming), 2 tomatoes, a chopped onion,80g ground pork, a handful of mozarella cheese and half a teaspoon of basil, thyme, rosemary and a good pinch of salt.

Freehold DM |

Thomas Seitz wrote:Freehold is one of those cat people who thinks that dogs are infinitely less worthy creatures.Freehold,
Dogs and my liking them have nothing to do with my poor dice rolling. I'm still betting Cyric hates me.
dogs are not INFINITELY less worthy...its a finite amount!

Freehold DM |
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Bizarro Freehold wrote:[origin="supervillain"] Freehold is actually 12 cats in a Vorlon trenchcoat whom The Whedon refused to adopt. [/origin]Thomas Seitz wrote:Freehold is one of those cat people who thinks that dogs are infinitely less worthy creatures.Freehold,
Dogs and my liking them have nothing to do with my poor dice rolling. I'm still betting Cyric hates me.
meow.
I mean, SHUT UP YOU!
meow.

Freehold DM |

Eric the Kitten-Bee wrote:Can confirm.Bizarro Freehold wrote:[origin="supervillain"] Freehold is actually 12 cats in a Vorlon trenchcoat whom The Whedon refused to adopt. [/origin]Thomas Seitz wrote:Freehold is one of those cat people who thinks that dogs are infinitely less worthy creatures.Freehold,
Dogs and my liking them have nothing to do with my poor dice rolling. I'm still betting Cyric hates me.
You have got to be kitten me right now.

Pillbug Toenibbler |

{adjusts knobs on foil-lined ConspiraColander} He may also be Macavity and/or Mr. Mistoffelees in a Frozone suit with Victor Fries* nanotech.
(The BtAS Fries, not the Govenator one)

Freehold DM |

{adjusts knobs on foil-lined ConspiraColander} He may also be Macavity and/or Mr. Mistoffelees in a Frozone suit with Victor Fries* nanotech.
(The BtAS Fries, not the Govenator one)
but then how will I tell everybody to chill?

Ambrosia Slaad |

Pillbug Toenibbler wrote:but then how will I tell everybody to chill?{adjusts knobs on foil-lined ConspiraColander} He may also be Macavity and/or Mr. Mistoffelees in a Frozone suit with Victor Fries* nanotech.
(The BtAS Fries, not the Govenator one)
I hated nearly everything about that movie, but even the Gropinator's certified Provel dialogue would be massively improved by having it delivered via Michael Ansara's voice.

Scintillae |

Scintillae wrote:...now I have "Mister Mistoffelees" in my head.If it's any consolation, ever since I posted that comment, I've had the compulsion to dig out my Cats DVD and rewatch it. So far, I've been making my saves, but it only takes one failed roll.
Just wait till the new movie comes out.