SMC Tinfoil Hat Thread

[Sobak "Future Snake, Elf-Bane"]

Ok, so I'm sitting here pondering Strawberry Machine Cake. Is it cake from a Strawberry machine? Is it machine cake with strawberry flavor? If so, what is machine cake? Then it occurred to me! What if SMC ARE "The Machine"?

SMC could be an ongoing project designed to "feed" us a particular "flavor" of subliminal message through the influence of pop-culture! SMC are brainwashing your children into becoming slaves of a soon-to-come invasion, that they will welcome with open arms! Strawberry Machine Cake must be stopped! The Starfinder Society cannot let this mental and emotional slavery to an unidentified threat continue! We must eliminate Strawberry Machine Cake for the sake of the our children, our society and the Pact Worlds as a whole!

#flatgolarian #caketrails

[Vertasi]

yeah, i'm on board with this - sign me up!

[Joe Jungers]

I'm telling you, its the Kake-Pop Invasion.

[Vertasi]

for the record, i refused getting a copy of the album in SFS 1-01. not even to sell it...

[Belabras]

Clearly a subliminal messaging campaign by the Greys.

[Felix Dunefang]

I, for one, welcome our new K-Pop overlords.

[Nth+3]

Vertasi wrote:

i refused getting a copy of the album in SFS 1-01. not even to sell it...

I sold mine after discovering the wonders of Drow Death Metal.

[Vertasi]

well, i'm here to say that during the recent concert of Strawberry Shortcake (SFS 1-14),

Spoiler:

i found more evidence of a conspiracy and it goes to the highest levels of the Starfinder Society as well! i tried to bring some of the other Starfinders to their senses, but they weren't buying it - they had already been brainwashed by Strawberry Shortcake. never-the-less, i am convinced that this is all a mass conspiracy - Strawberry Shortcake members have never been seen in real life, only their avatars are visible "on stage" during concerts and for interviews. for all we know, they could all be rabid skittermanders! in the end, i was forced to help their cause in order to save innocent lives. i tried to fight back, denouncing Strawberry Shortcake and instead raving about the genius of Abysshead, but my microphone was shut off and sound dampeners prevented even my vocal modulated voice from reaching the crowd. i will continue our efforts to bring the evil brainwashing of Strawberry Shortcake to life!!