What's a preposition?
Isn't that when you want to sleep with someone?
Can someone point out the way to Conjunction Junction?
Conjunction Junction? What's its function?
Do you need any phrases or clauses connected?
Was there a question in there?
Isn't that clear?
Does anybody actually read the thread rules before they post?
Everyone knows that reading is for squares. Why aren’t you a parallelogram like the cool kids?
Isn't a square a type of parallelogram?
Here, there, and everywhere?
Celine's a Canadian national treasure, isn't she?
Didn't I hear somewhere that it's hip to be a square?
Why would you want to be a hip when you could be a shin?
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So many interconnected bones... how deep does this conspiracy go?
Do you realize that, every time we eat, that skeleton is consuming sweet, sweet flesh with its bony teeth?
Did you know that exorcisms were invented to remove that inner skeletal demon?
That makes sense because did you know that innercisms were invented to add back in that inner skeletal demon?
Are you just making that up?
Would he lie to you?
Do you know him well enough to vouch for his word?
Vere are the njuklear wessels?
Parcheesi?
Who invented that game?
What invented that game?
Wait...is that a game?
Was there ever really any doubt?
How do I find out?
I think there’s an app for that, isn’t there?
Have they made it for Android yet?
Androids? Has the robot revolution already occurred?
Are you not aware of the major operating systems for mobile devices?
Are we now calling mobile homes...mobile devices?
Have you been drinking?
Have you not been drinking?
Why would I drink when alcohol absorbs much more efficiently through the tissues of the colon?
Different orifice, but that's still drinking, right?
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Is a Capri-Sun pouch also an enema?