Questioned?

[Goblinbane]

The only way to post in this thread is to answer the following post with a question.

Did anyone see that flying monkey?

[GoatToucher]

What color was it?

[Goblinbane]

Wasn't it orange? Didn't it fly over the yellow brick road?

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

The yellow brick road? You mean they STILL haven't torn that ugly, obsolete old thing up?

[GoatToucher]

Why would they do that? Don't you think that it's a historic landmark?

Why hasn't the Lullaby League allocated funds for a restoration project?

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Don't you know that it remains to many an ugly symbol of the horror and cruelty of the old West-Witch regime?!?

[Goblinbane]

Wasn't the witch just wicked? Did you see what happened to her castle?

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Don't you know what the word "wicked" means?

[Goblinbane]

Don't you realize what I am? Do you think I know what it means?

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Where did you go to school?

[Patrick Newcarry]

Why do you care?

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Why does it feel like I'm the only one who DOES care anymore?

[Patrick Newcarry]

Why are we asking questions?

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Are you saying you hate Freedom(TM)?

[Goblinbane]

Is I any of your business where I went to school? Do I ask what closet you're hiding in?

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Which question do you want me to answer?

[Ventnor]

If questions were fishes, would be all be drinking wine?

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Isn't that one of Jesus's spells?

[Goblinbane]

Are you religious?

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Is the Pope Catholic? But seriously, what does "religion" even mean, really?

[The Sideromancer]

In which language?

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Which ones do you know?

[TOZ]

Which one matters?

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

One of these things is not like the others, one of these things just doesn't belong, can you tell which one is not like the others by the time I've finished this song?

[Ventnor]

Why is it not two things?

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

How is one to decide which one's "different from the rest" if there are only two things to compare?

[The Sideromancer]

How do we know there's two things being compared, and not two objects and a block of empty space?

[Terquem]

But, is empty space ever really empty, anyway?

[The Last Question]

How did everything come out of nothing?

[Goblinbane]

Was there really ever nothing?

[GoatToucher]

...What were we talking about again?

[Goblinbane]

Wasn't it something about a monkey?

[The Sideromancer]

Why are we always so centralized on creatures that resemble us?

[Goblinbane]

What draws us in to this topic all the time?

[Haladir]

Do any of us truly know ourselves as much as we believe we do?

[Goblinbane]

Do we truly realize how much we actually do know?

[The Sideromancer]

Wait, why are you guys using bold text?

[Ventnor]

You got something against bold text, Sonny Jim?

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Well, doesn't it waste ink?

[Goblinbane]

Isn't it over abundant?

[GoatToucher]

Is this, or is this not, an online forum, which does not use ink?

[The Sideromancer]

Has anything ever said on this forum been worth printing off?

[Goblinbane]

Is it fair to say that GoatToucher is 100% right?

[Ventnor]

If I say no, what prize do I get?

[Safety Bear]

WHAT IS A PRIZE, SAFETY BEAR ASKS?

[GoatToucher]

Why doesn't safety bear use proper syntax after spending years among mankind?

[Ventnor]

Does mankind even proper syntax has?

[Kelli Watson 240]

What sort of syntax does mankind have?

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

What is a 'man?' A miserable little pile of secrets!?!?

[GoatToucher]

Are you quoting Castlevania?