Unweildly Weapons and Armor

[Goblinbane]

So I thought of an idea about posting the name of a weapon or armor and the next poster has to describe it and then post their new name.

So to start I will throw my Warhammer of the Deep out there!

[Ancient Dragon Master]

This great war hammer was wielded by the ancient primordials of the ocean. Their very soul infused it giving it unusual abilities.

Crunch:

+5 Frost, Throwing + Returning Warhammer. When this warhammer is wielded the wearer takes on an aspect of the primordials gaining the primordial template for as long as this weapon is wielded.

This is one of a series of powerful artefacts weilded by the primordials.
Describe: Sword of the sky (if you could provide a physical description of the warhammer that would be great too.)

[GoatToucher]

The Sword of the Sky

This bastard sword was crafted in the celestial realm for use by it's protectors, and was given to a mortal that proved worthy through exceptional martial prowess and personal sacrifice. It's hilts and pommel are golden and inlaid with celestial runes naming 77 good deities, living and dead. It's handle is wrapped in white leather, and it's blade shines with a white light equivalent to a torch whenever it is drawn (this effect can be suppressed by the wielder).

Crunch:

+5 Holy, Defending, Thundering Bastard Sword. This artifact allows the wielder to sprout golden, feathered wings at will, affording them a 360' flight speed for one hour per day/level. When the wings are manifested, the character receives a +4 inherent bonus to Charisma, and can glow with the brightness of a Daylight spell at will.

Describe: The Staff of the Will

[Goblinbane]

The Warhammer is large with a finely crafted head. Chiseled by the oldest of dwarfs from stone and inlaid with ruby dust this massive warhammer has the power to knock the life out of any foe but also the sleek design to let you wield it with ease.

How do you guys do that spoiler box?

The Staff of the Will: This black steel staff is wrapped in dark blue rags and etched with intricate designs all the way to the top. There is a sapphire affixed at the top between 3 prongs and shines with the deepest tint.

This staff grants the wielder a +2 on Will saves and is immune to enchantment effects.

Describe: Godrin's Chainmail

[GM_Beernorg]

Goblinbane, hit the show button for how to format, the spoiler formatting is noted there

[Ancient Dragon Master]

Goblinbane wrote:

The Warhammer is large with a finely crafted head. Chiseled by the oldest of dwarfs from stone and inlaid with ruby dust this massive warhammer has the power to knock the life out of any foe but also the sleek design to let you wield it with ease.

Thank you.

Godrins chain mail once belonged to the all powerful ever shifting entity: Goddity. It is a sleek set of chainmail, able to assume any physical form the weirder desires

Godrins chainmail:

This +5 Glamered, Wild, Energy Resist Chainmail's main power lies in its ability to give the wearer wildshape as a Druid of the same Level as his HD.

Describe: The Cloak of Neutrality

[Goblinbane]

The Cloak of Neutrality

This jet black cloak is finely embroidered with intricate designs all along the edges. On top sits fox fur of a clean white.

Cloak of Neutrality:

This cloak alters the wearers alignment to true neutral. It will not let the wearer stray the slightest from that alignment.

Describe: Bow of Insightfullness

[Ancient Dragon Master]

Bow of insightfulness
This smooth bow is crafted from the finest black wood. If you look closely you can see swirling elements inside it

Bow of insightfulness:

This Bow grants a +20 insight bonus to every task done by the wielded while he wields

Describe: Bloodsurged Skull