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How about a remake of Plan 9 from Outer Space? Only this time all the SFX are cheap CGI, the acting is more leaden than the original, they cram in an 'important message', there's a whole horde of flesh-eating zombies, and the authorities are just plain evil-stupid in best bad SyFy Original tradition for reasons that never get explained.
I also hear someone's planning a remake of Forbidden Planet in which the Krell will still be around, they made the Id Monster just to be lol evul, and Morbius is their cringing flunky.
EDIT: Apparently the Forbidden Planet movie will be a trilogy (because that worked great for The Hobbit), Straczynski's been tapped for the script, and James Cameron's in line to direct. Thoughts?
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I didn't care for the original Forbidden Planet (maybe just because of the Freudian message), but James Cameron makes some pretty good movies. Then again, just because I'm a huge fan of Tim Burton doesn't mean every single one of his movies is a winner, either. *shrug*
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Howard the Duck 2
Google searches of this are amusing btw.
An animated version of Glengarry, Glen Ross where all the characters are talking mice.
I'm picturing that in my head, and for some reason I'm seeing the CGI hellscape backdrops from "300" instead of an office...
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An animated version of Glengarry, Glen Ross where all the characters are talking mice.
"Put. The cheese. Down. Cheese is for closers."
"Who is this guy?"
"I'm here from Mickey and Minnie. I'm here on a mission of mercy. Your name's Fievel?"
"Yeah."
"You call yourself a salesmouse, you..."
*and so forth; it pretty much writes itself*
X-men 2, 3 and Apocalypshmoo.
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How about a remake of Plan 9 from Outer Space? Only this time all the SFX are cheap CGI, the acting is more leaden than the original, they cram in an 'important message', there's a whole horde of flesh-eating zombies, and the authorities are just plain evil-stupid in best bad SyFy Original tradition for reasons that never get explained.
Reminds me of the remake they did of Reefer Madness. Too self aware, forced camp, and none of the innocent charm of the original. Not even Kristen Bell made it enjoyable.
An aspiring filmmaker learns the Ultimate Secrets of movie plot-beats to make a moderately-successful, mediocre film that's more-or-less like every other film in the theatres in Save the Cat: The Movie.
An aspiring filmmaker learns the Ultimate Secrets of movie plot-beats to make a moderately-successful, mediocre film that's more-or-less like every other film in the theatres in Save the Cat: The Movie.
I like that it's subtitled "The last book on screenwriting you'll ever need!" and there are two more books in the series afterwards.
It reminds me of a video breakdown that Freehold would have liked, if I could find it again. The person did a breakdown of Michael Bay's techniques, then took examples of how the director of Battleship tried to imitate his style and technically did all the exact same stuff... but didn't do it right, because he didn't seem to understand why the shots were composed they way they were. I can't seem to find the video though, some college film students youtube channel, so it doesn't get a lot of hits.
edit: a couple more searches, found it.
Reminds me of the remake they did of Reefer Madness. Too self aware, forced camp, and none of the innocent charm of the original. Not even Kristen Bell made it enjoyable.How about a remake of Plan 9 from Outer Space? Only this time all the SFX are cheap CGI, the acting is more leaden than the original, they cram in an 'important message', there's a whole horde of flesh-eating zombies, and the authorities are just plain evil-stupid in best bad SyFy Original tradition for reasons that never get explained.
Someone did a remake of Reefer Madness? For pity's sake, why?
Someone did a remake of Reefer Madness? For pity's sake, why?Reminds me of the remake they did of Reefer Madness. Too self aware, forced camp, and none of the innocent charm of the original. Not even Kristen Bell made it enjoyable.How about a remake of Plan 9 from Outer Space? Only this time all the SFX are cheap CGI, the acting is more leaden than the original, they cram in an 'important message', there's a whole horde of flesh-eating zombies, and the authorities are just plain evil-stupid in best bad SyFy Original tradition for reasons that never get explained.
I think their intent was to take the unintentionally comedic film and remake it as a tongue in cheek satire.
They failed.
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How about a remake of 'Showgirls', done as animation? Starring the characters from My Little Pony:Friendship is Magic?
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How about a remake of 'Showgirls', done as animation? Starring the characters from My Little Pony:Friendship is Magic?
Showponies?
I feel like that would make money. I also feel like I need to go wash with disinfectant.
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Alright, once Fox signs over the rights to X-men, we can give it a razzle dazzle it by combining it with another Disney franchise.....X=Pooh!
We could have Cybear, Professor Robbin, Nightbunny, and Tigerrine!
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How about a remake of 'Showgirls', done as animation? Starring the characters from My Little Pony:Friendship is Magic?
No, Who Framed Roger Rabbit? or Coolworld style IMO. Mix animation and live action.
Imagine the pool scene with a thrashing, animated Twilight Sparkle and a live action human actor. Let's say Val Kilmer.
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Grown ups 5: old people making fart jokes.
Grown ups 5: old people making fart jokes.
Threads over. Those Grown ups turds of movies make cash hand over fist for some reason.
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How about a remake of 'Showgirls', done as animation? Starring the characters from My Little Pony:Friendship is Magic?Showponies?
I feel like that would make money. I also feel like I need to go wash with disinfectant.
Imagine the pool scene with a thrashing, animated Twilight Sparkle and a live action human actor. Let's say Val Kilmer.
Great, now I need to wash with disinfectant.
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Grown ups 5: old people making fart jokes.
With a cameo by Yakoff Smirnoff who helpfully offers: "In Soviet Union, finger pulls you!"
*face palms as he realizes this has been greenlit and rushed through to post-production in time it takes him to type post*
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Alright, once Fox signs over the rights to X-men, we can give it a razzle dazzle it by combining it with another Disney franchise.....X=Pooh!
We could have Cybear, Professor Robbin, Nightbunny, and Tigerrine!
and to cash in on the success of Logan and Deadpool, is a hard R rating wise for graphic violence and language.
"Free Willy IV... (pause for effect) Greenlight it, but make sure it tanks. It is time we showed the power of Hell in this town."
Quote from the prolouge of "Fall of the Malakim" an InNomine module.
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Jumping on the bandwagon of movies based on toys from middle-aged mens' childhoods...
IN A WORLD where the lines are drawn on the straight and narrow, one man must take the wheels into his own hands to mark his own destiny...
in...
Hungry Hungry Hippos: The Movie
Hungry Hungry Hippos: The Movie
Animal Planet/Food Network cross-over reality contest series...
Josh Harnett and Rob Schneider in Biodome 2. Just cause they are stuck in a bubble doesn't mean they wont start trouble.
How about they remake the classic American-International Pictures 'Poe' movies by Roger Corman, but replace Vincent Price with Adam Sandler?
Or they could redo the Hammer Dracula films but this time the Count is a Twilight sparklepire.
All of the spaghetti westerns Clint Eastwood did starring ... Scott Eastwood.
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Casablanca starring Adam Sandler and Kristen Stewart.
Leisure Suit Larry: The Movie, starring Will Ferrell.
its suppose to be a terrible movie. That could actually be funny.
Fair.
Score!
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Josh Harnett and Rob Schneider in Biodome 2. Just cause they are stuck in a bubble doesn't mean they wont start trouble.
When I first read this, I thought you meant Roy Scheider.
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I had to check if Roy Scheider was still alive.Josh Harnett and Rob Schneider in Biodome 2. Just cause they are stuck in a bubble doesn't mean they wont start trouble.When I first read this, I thought you meant Roy Scheider.
Dead, he's still a better actor than Rob Schneider though. Plus for the making of, you get a whole bunch of Weekend At Bernie's style extras.
When I heard about a dead body eventually noticed on an airplane, I thought it was a new Weekend at Bernies movie.
Go to inspiration.
http://www.webpronews.com/corpse-on-flight-swedish-woman-forced-to-fly-with -dead-guy-2012-06/
The crossover you never imagined. Tarzan Vs. Predator at the Earth's Core... with Adam Sandler playing Tarzan!
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Adam Sandler reboots Look Who's Talking.. as both the Father and the voice of the baby.
For bonus points, the baby is entirely CG like in the Twilight films.