| chris gossett |
Hello all, I wrote a ton of jokes for Ebin Blithoddle to bring him to life in the book Hangman's Noose. I thought I would share them for anyone who wants to see them.
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(1) Great Hall Joke: After the clock goes off. Times really taken a toll on you isn't it... eheheeh.. get it? get it?
(3) Court Room B: Anyone else think this place is for the birds...?
(4) Judge Silman Trabes Quarters: This place should sell these books, there really flying off the shelves...
(5) Judge Felgor's Chambers with Dog: after dog attack "well that was a real blood hound now wasn't it.. ahaha get it blood hound" ! **Malgrim Punches him knocking out another tooth**
Seeing Skeleton Letter: "Looks like he was trying to confess something but he lost the heart to do it.. eheh heart get it."
(7) After Blind Dwarf: After event 2 "You, blindly sent Zanthus to the grave... Blindly ahaha can you "see" the humor in that HAHAHA CAN YOU SEE!, Tablark groans and yells "he will take you all".
Ebin "Sorry sorry I didn't know you had become so TOUCHY !!!.., HAHAH TOUCHY !!"
(8) Torrture Chamber in Iron Maiden: LOOK, LOOK, the old priest really was HOLY... ahaha haha.
(9) Holding Cell: After PC has vision "now now, no need to loose your head over it"
(10) Record Room: You might say there were drowning in paperwork
(10) Records Room: They really preserved the past down here didn't they...ahahah preserved. (I added a records keeper bloated by the water)
(11) Morgue: Her father really gave her the cold shoulder didn't he... and to think she was DYING to see him again. ahahah
(13) Barristers Lounge: Guess he went toe to toe *Snicker* with the wrong person.
(14) Bailiff Lodgings: Thats impressive that Bailiff had real DEADication to his job.. ahaha get it, DEAD-I-CATION, get it?, get it?...
(15) Public Stocks: He starts telling jokes to the zombies that are stuck behind the bars.. (1) why was the zombie afraid to cross the road..? HE LOST HIS GUTS AHAHA. (2) Why did the zombie eat the archer...? He wanted his BONE AND MARROW get it? its like bow and arrow.. HAHAH. (3) Have these guys lost their minds or what.. ahah, Man this is one dead crowd....
(18) Attic Apartment: They must of had a budget wedding, The officiant skipped over the "Till death do you part bit".. *snicker*
I made it so the Bell rung with each Death.
The large bell tolls with every death: You could say he/she got his/her bell rung. *snicker*
EVENT (6): when he sees Patrissa pulling out her own guts… he snickers and says "wonder what possessed her to do that", heheh get it possessed!!
So Ebin Blithoddle: Normally cuts out his own tongue and dies.. I did have him cut out his own tongue but I chose not to have him become undead and attack. Instead when the PC's escaped he made it out as well, and is now a Mime in the town they escaped to. Needless to say hes not very good at that either but at least he doesn't get punched for bad jokes and bad timing. Some of the town has even taken pity on him for being tongueless and donate. Making him think he is all the better performer.