"I's do to show you who boss. That me, Gretcha. You know now. I most powerful gobbo here!" She winks at Mugmuff.
PewPew laughs maniacally as the others beat each other, "Big birdy fly higher, I want better view!"
And as the bird flies higher, PewPew chants his magical words!
"Fighten Figthen theys be fighten!"
"Fighten Fighten I hate fighten!"
"Fighten Fighten stop the fighten!"
"Fighten Fighten make ground TIGHTEN!"
PewPew casts Entangle into the large group of bumbling goblins!
"Gretcha may be most powerful gobbo, but Torch am smartest gobbo!" Torch proclaims proudly.
"Beeg no needs no wibbly wobbly ta kill. Beeg got Da Boom!!" Beeg hefts the musket from his shoulder, more than half again his own height, and holds it with the butt under one shoulder. "Dis be Da Boom!! Dis keel mebby three longshanks with one boom!" Beeg points the muzzle at each of the other goblins in turn, then returns it to his shoulder.
Walking out of entangle field, Mugs says, "and Mugs be sneakiest goblin...we make good team, yes?"
"Yes.. good team! We do good! Let's go destroy the longshanks!"
"Only if mebby we have longshank steak after. Beeg be hungry." Beeg pats his belly as it growls loudly.
"We kill longshanks! And mabe they have more furries to steal? I hopes they has more furries to steal!" PewPew shouts down from his bird.
"Yeeiiii... someone fix him..." he points to the goblin he wounded... "and then let's kill us some longshanks. Mebbe find brightlight longshanks to kill too. Feed Beeg good."
Having put out the fire, bouncy sits down with a Phew! only to get stabbed in the back from a backstabbing son-of-a-greenie... And sent sprawling :)
Gbhaaa! Bouncy let's out a garbled cry as he goes sprawling.
But then he dusts himself off and angrily confronts Magmuff
Why you why is stabby Bouncy? I'z is Bouncy not Stabby an I'z no bounce you an... An... What I say again? I'z is confused... Don stab Bouncy! Bouncy is friend!
"Mugs iz Bouncy's fren. Bad Gretcha make voodoo eyes at Mugs and tellz Mugs 'do bad stuffz'... Mugz no can stop." He shrugs and gives Bouncy a weird toothy grin. "Still Frenz?"
Nurpus continues waiting quietly in the corner, muttering to himself. He tightly holds a dirty bundle of cloth wrapped around a long shaft approximately 4 feet long. He strokes the cloth as he mutters.
"Beeg think his musket so great. Da boom. Dumb name. You are Purpus. Much more better name. We show them. We wait for boss man. Don't want to get stabbed. Crazy eyes commands the weaks. We wait for boss. Boss will give orders. Boss will yell at crazy eyes. We show them we are strongest."
Falling for it hook, line, and sinker , Bouncys eyes well up, a tear forming in his left eye
Frenz?
DAT bad Gretcha! Let's us bounce her!
Making the final pass now. Should have a decision out within the hour. This has probably been the toughest selection process I've ever went through, such awesome characters and ideas were presented! Every one of you deserves to play, because you all embraced exactly what it is to be a goblin! If I could only take on more games than one at the moment I'd give all of you a chance. :)
Ok, so as I said, picking sucked! I could have chosen any of you and the party would be awesome. As it is, however, I had to go with a few intangible things that made certain goblins stand out a little more than the others. Obviously the posting in character the past two days helped me lean towards specific players, simply because they showed persistence and were enjoying posting as their goblins. While that wasn't a requirement, I was on the fence about a few until I saw how they posted in character.
In the end you were all great and had some awesome ideas, and I didn't want to exclude anyone at all. But there can be only six in this game, so a choice had to be made...
Our Heroes! Err, Our Villains! No, that not right! Our GOBBOS!
Gretcha Crazyeyes – Mesmerist
Bart Bighead – Anti-Paladin
Minimaster Torch – Alchemist
Raw Maw Razzortooth - Barbarian
Mugmuff Darktalon - Ninja
Beeg Bada Boom - Gunslinger
No divine class to speak of. Poor gobbos!
For everyone else, I honestly wish I had room for all of you. Please do not take this selection as any sort of indicator that you were not worthy of playing. You were all awesome! Also to note, if anyone drops from the game I will be pulling from the applicants in this thread for replacements first before opening up recruitment again.
For those selected, please check in to the discussion thread when you are able. We'll review a few things and begin soon!
Eggsucker will keep poaching food until Big Chief need him.
Great job all!
"Gretcha picked! Knew it would happen! Bye other gobbos, will come back to show off lots of treasures stolen from dead longshanks!"
Will miss all those who didn't get picked - as Gretcha says, lots of great characters...
"Hoo hoo! Torch picked! Torch picked! Torch a happy gobbo! Kill many longshanks to celebrate!"
Almost sound like you could make a second group...
...
You need a Goblin WereGoblin-Dog for the Lulz.
Woot!
I'll make an alias for Bart Bighead tonight.
Awwww... Bouncy go play with bouncy ball in corner.. Alone... Sniff
Will miss you Bouncy!!!
Opening up recruitment again for this campaign. Looking for 1-2 amazingly awesome goblins to join the ranks of the heroes of Thistletop. See my first post for requirements, restrictions, etc.
You would be joining as level 2 goblins and would have 150gp to spend on equipment instead of the original amount.
Recruiting will stay open until such time as I am happy with a submission or two and select some applicants!
I have this character I have been working on hope he's up to snuff ^_^ I would just have to level him up just wanted to know if he's good before I do *_*
CN Goblin
Init +4; Senses Perception +5
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DEFENSE
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AC 18, touch 15, flat-footed 14 (+3 armor, +4 dex, +0 shield,+0 NA,+0 Magic,+1Size)
hp 8 {+1d8,+0Con}
Fort +2, {+2Base,+0Con}
Ref +6, {+2Base,+4Dex}
Will +-1,{+0Base,-1Wis}
CMD 13
fire resistance: 1
DR:1 {against fire attacks or fire subtypes}
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OFFENSE
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Speed 30 ft.
CMB +0;
Base Atk +0;
Melee+2{+0Base,+1Str,+1size}
Ranged+5{+0Base,+4Dex+1size,+1 for splash weapons}
--Melee+2
-----Torch{1d2,+1d4,+1fire,+1srt x2}
--Ranged+6
------Bomb {1d4+3 x2}
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STATISTICS
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Str 12, Dex 18, Con 10, Int 15, Wis 8, Cha 8
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Traits
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Firebug
Flame Touched
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Drawbacks
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Race Traits
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•Ability Score Racial Traits: They gain +4 Dexterity, –2 Strength, and –2 Charisma.
•Size: Goblins are Small creatures and thus gain a +1 size bonus to their AC, a +1 size bonus on attack rolls, a –1 penalty to their CMB and CMD, and a +4 size bonus on Stealth checks.
•Eat Anything gain a +4 on Survival checks to forage for food and a +4 racial bonus on saves versus effects that cause the nauseated or sickened conditions
•Fast Movement: Goblins gain a +10 foot bonus to their base speed (this is already added to their Base Speed above.)
Senses Racial Traits
•Darkvision: Goblins see perfectly in the dark up to 60 feet.
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Favorite class bonus
bonus applies each time you select the favored class reward.
•Alchemist The alchemist gains fire resistance 1. Each time this reward is selected, increase fire resistance by +1.
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Feats
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Burn!Burn!Burn!
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Skills (7 points; 4 class, +3 INT)
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Appraise(Int)____+0{+0rank,+3Int+3ICS}
Craft (Int)____+7{+1rank,+3Int+3ICS}
Disable Device____+5{+1rank,+4Dex}
Fly*(Dex)____+0{+0rank,+4Dex}
Heal(Wis)____+5{+1rank,+1Wis+3ICS}
Knowledge (Arcana)(Int)____+6{+1rank,+2Int+3ICS}
Knowledge (Nature)(Int)____+6{+1rank,+2Int+3ICS)
Perception(Wis)____+4{+1rank,-1Wis+3ICS}
Profession(Wis)____+0{+0rank,-1Wis}
Sleight of Hand*(Dex)____+0{+0rank,+4Dex}
Spellcraft(Int)____+0{+1rank,+2Int+3ICS}
Stealth* (Dex)____+8{+0rank,+4dex,+4size}
Survival(Wis)____+0{+0rank,-1Wis}
Use Magic Device(Cha)____+0{+0rank,-1Cha+3ICS}
ACP -0
*ACP applies to these skills
Non-Standard Skill Bonuses
Languages Common
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SPECIAL/CLASS ABILITIES
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--==Alchemist==--
Alchemy
Bomb
Mutegen(+4/-2, +2 natural armor, 10 minutes)
Throw Anything
Fire Bomber
Everburning Flame (Ex)
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GEAR/POSSESSIONS
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Studded leather small 25 gp 10 lbs
Torch{x5} 5 cp 5 lbs
Explores Outfit small 1 gp 4 lbs
Kit, alchemist's Small 40 gp 12 lbs
Carrying Capacity
Light 32.25 lbs. or less
Medium 33.25-64.5 lbs.
Heavy 65.5-97.5 lbs.
Current Load Carried 30 lbs.
Money 30 GP 90 SP 90 CP
Urzaag crept closer, staying low in the reeds until he could see them again. They were young things, would-be slayers playing at heroes. No doubt they were seeking to avenge some wrong, perhaps even some slight perpetrated by Urzaag himself. He looked down at the string of brunt ears looped about his belt and smiled wickedly. Perhaps they had come looking for one of them. Regardless, they did not seem like they would be trouble, armed with their simple spears and hatchets and wearing no armor to speak of. They thought goblins would be easy prey, no doubt, but even Urzaag could not deny that many were. Urzaag was different, though; he was always hunter, never prey.
Soundlessly he held onto a wonderful concoction he learned of and mastered without too much trouble waiting for the humans to stop again, wiping sweat from their brows and swatting at mosquitoes. A crane called out from somewhere as the explosion took one of the two in the back. He cried out and fell into the mud while his comrade wheeled about, suddenly afraid, gripping his spear so that his knuckles were white. Urzaag throw a bomb at him too but only the concussion hit him, and he staggered, dropping his spear in surprise.
The goblin leap from the rushes then, two burning torches in hand, and swept up to the downed human, a menacing purpose in his stride. The second cried out “goblin!” and made attempts to locate his spear. Urzaag stood over the first human but did not take his eyes off of the second as he savagely beat the human setting his head ablaze with each strike. The human screamed as each blow stuck igniting his hair, making the skin blister and pop. The second had stopped looking for his spear and was staring, wide-eyed and shaking. Urzaag let the human suffer as held the torch on the humans head until he stopped thrashing and the smell of cooked meat was in the air.
“My marsh,” he said to the remaining intruder in the common tongue. He stared at the human, allowing him to back away slowly. He goblin grinned wickedly as he did so, finding much joy in knowing that these humans had come expecting to find some easy killing among his kind. The human turned to run as best as his injury would allow, and Urzaag let him go, undercooked.
Someone had to tell his people of Urzaag Firestick the torch burner, after all.
Urzaag is a goblin weaned on the stories of the would-be destroyers of the Licktoad tribe (as well as other human-killing expeditions) to the point of idolization. His hatred of humans has been ingrained within, bred into him as easily and naturally as speech. He always had found what he believed to be flaws in these stories of human-hunting, though. His people rarely had tact or focus, and though it pained him to do so, Urzaag had to admit that the humans did. And so he practiced these arts, of watching and studying and hunting, that he might become a source of underestimation. Humans would always be expecting certain things from goblins, he thought, so what better way to kill them than to go against those notions? First he had to teach himself to be brave and courageous, to stand and fight while others ran. His determination would throw humans off their guard, he theorized. He must not fear them, but rather make them fear him. Then he taught himself how to find them, to pursue them, to watch them without ever being seen. He studied him that he might kill them better than other goblins.
When he learned to speak their language, he found that human have a natural fear of fire so he would use it when fighting. That's how he earned his name Urzaag Firestick The Torch Burner.
Since mastering himself, he has always tried to teach others of the tribe what he has learned, though many have been very dismissive of him. Goblins will be goblins, after all, and even Urzaag cannot deny that.
Urzaag is a very stone-faced and solemn goblin who lives for little else save to study and kill the enemies of his goblin kin. He often thinks himself quite above other goblins, being focused and determined and clear-headed in most things.
Eyes:are read with a soft glow like embers in a flame
Hair:Bald but has a few wispy hairs that look like a mustache and beard
Skin:A soft but bright green tint
Hight:3"2
Wieght:25 lbs
Urzaag Firestick is very well spoken for a goblin and can speak a few languages. Urzaag likes to teach other goblins what he has learned on killing and hunting the fools who would try to bring harm onto the tribe. Enjoys burning any who try to harm him and is always ready with a torch in hand. Urzaag carries a few torches with him so he can always have one ready just in case one burns out even tho they never do, aslong as one is in his hands.
Urzaag is never seen without a pipe in his mouth since it can be lit at will.
Referance piclooks just like the one on the right but with the torch from the goblin on the left, instead of the crossbow. and with A soft but bright green skin
I have this character I have been working on hope he's up to snuff ^_^ I would just have to level him up just wanted to know if he's good before I do *_*
I like it, however we do already have a blazing torchbearer in the group. I'm definitely not opposed to two but it would have to meet with his approval as well. I'll have him check in when we has time to give me his thoughts. :)
"Oh now you need Nurpus! Nurpus had feelings hurt, but now Nurpus know he best. Group no good without Purpus? Nurpus bring Purpus to smelly goblin group. Nurpus is best goblin!"
Ok please let me know this is the first goblin I've ever made and I have been reading on the rest of the game post so far and you seem like a fantastic GM with a great group of players I would really love to be part of this game. sorry if I seem like I'm pandering :-)
lol I just remembered that it was this game that made me want to make a goblin
now I really hope to get in, my goblin is ready...
Riuk, just an update, our alchemist would prefer to avoid class overlap if at all possible, so I'm going to say no to any additional alchemists at this time. You are welcome to submit something else if you would like though!
Pondering, is there any roll that needs to be filled?
aw man... now i really have to think what classes do you already have? man that was the first gobo i have made...barbarian? man i guess i understand
edit
is the issue with me having the {blazing torchbearer} archetype or with the alchemist class it self?
edit 2
well in ether case ill start working on a barbarian still deciding if he should be small or large...
The party currently consists of the following:
Mesmerist (Class from the new Occult Adventures playtest)
Alchemist (Blazing Torchbearer)
Anti-Paladin
Ninja
Nurpus is going to be our replacement for our outgoing gunslinger, so that leaves one slot to be filled.
Obvious choices - divine type, melee type, arcane type.
ok im working on a barbarian feral gnasher ^_^
question before I finalize my character I need to know is it ok for me to use feral-gnasher with Mad dog please say yes ^_^
oh and here is my
Kigaar Wolftooth hated Rumpkle. Rumpkle was always better at everything, fighting, singing, even when Rumpkle thought he had found his special calling, lighting his own flatulence in a large and beautiful fireball, Rumpkle's fireball was bigger and even had a shade of blue in it.
The young goblin had had it after one night Rumpkle set him on fire with a majestic blue flame from his backside. Needless to say Rumpkle, who really was better than Kigaar at everything, beat him senseless and set him on fire once again. Kigaar ran away that night, out into the swamp to find some good clean mud to rub on his burns when he ran into a black mass of teeth. Kigaar nearly soiled himself, until he realized the mass of teeth was not a dreaded ugly mean old dog. The ball of teeth was a goblin dog bogged down in the mud of the swamp.
At first Kigaar was going to poke it with the sharp stick he found but the wolf turned his head and whined at the goblin. Kigaar felt something strange. Something he had never felt before and for once he did something sort of un-goblin like. ”Kigaar help you from mud. You no eat Kigaar or Kigaar come back and follow you like crazy scary ghostie.” The young goblin worked and worked to free the goblin dog. Longer than he had worked in his entire life, and five minutes later the goblin dog was free.
Once free the black ball of teeth pounced on the young goblin pinning him to the ground and Kigaar shrieked. ”I free you, you said you no eat! No eat! He closed his eyes as the tooth filled maw lunged at his face, and instead of sharp teeth he felt something wet slap him in the face. ”What you do? Why you do that? Get off of me you…you… fang face!” Strangely the dog did just that.
Kigaar got to his feat slowly as he watched the wolf just sit there and watch him. ”No eat…no eat Kigaar.” Slowly a smile began to creep across the goblins face as his thought began to form a plan.
Five minutes later he began to jump around with excitement howling and hooting before wrapping his little arms around the muddy dog’s neck and giggling. ”You eat Rumpkle!”
The young goblin had heard stories of goblin heroes ridding into glories battle on goblin dogs such as the muddy one before him.” Ok short-fang. I get on you back no eat Kigaar.” Slowly the goblin climbed onto the goblin dog’s back and strangely enough the dog did not eat the goblin. ”Ok now we go home, you eat Rumpkle I big mug mug, then they see.”
The next morning Kigaar stood in front of Rumpkle’s hut and began stomping his feet and throwing rocks at the hut’s makeshift door. ”Rumpkle! You come out! You pay for catching me on fire with you fart! I kill you now!” Come out Rumpkle did, with the biggest dog slicer Kigaar had ever seen, but instead of being scared, as usual of such a showing, the young goblin smiled and laughed. ”I got somethin’ new myself. Short-fang! Kill this buzzard food!” A black ball of fangs flew into the camp, slamming into Rumkle ,but the dog fell to the side a big wound on its side laughing he said “that what happens when dumb dog comes at Runkle ahaha now its Kigaar turn to be dog..”
Kigaar saw what happened to his new friend and a rage come over him, he screamed and jumped at Rumple’s neck biting down hard. Rumkle through him off but Kigaars teeth held tight and he took Rumkle’s throat with him as he flew “Gradjfkld ajdl” was all Rumkle could get out as he fell choking on his own blood. ”See! Kigaar best now! I make Rumpkle worm food quick! You all’s best treat me good or I feed you to short-fang! Kigaar majestic now!
With that, Kigaar grabbed hold of Short-fangs’ neck and jumped onto the goblin dog's back. ”I like in stories now!” With the biggest smile full of teeth seen in years the goblin rode through the camp and behind the young Barbarian, little goblin children had already began to use Rumpkle’s head as a kick ball. It was the best day ever.
"Pewpew back to be picked! Please bring PewPew on your adventure!" PewPew yells excitedly.
ok here is my character if the mad dog is approved ill make the few small changes
Kigaar Wolftooth
CN(Goblin)
Init +4; Senses Perception +4
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-=DEFENSE=-
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AC 18, touch 15, flat-footed 14 (+3 armor, +4 dex, +0 shield,+0 NA,+0 Magic,+1size)
hp 0 {+2d12,+2Con}
Fort +5, {+3Base,+2Con}
Ref +0, {+0Base,+0Dex}
Will +0,{+0Base,+0Wis}
CMD 10 {+2 Base + 1Srt + 4Dex -1 size + misc}
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-=OFFENSE=-
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Speed 30 ft.
CMB +0; {+2 Base +1Srt +1 size + misc}
Base Atk +2;
Melee+3{+2Base,+1Str}
Ranged+6{+2Base,+4Dex}
--Melee+3Rage:+5
---Bite{1d6+1srt,+1trait}
---G-club{1d8+1srt}
--Ranged+6
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-=STATISTICS=-
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Str 12, Dex 18, Con 15, Int 10, Wis 8, Cha 8
Rage:Srt:16,Con:19
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-=Traits=-
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-Goblin Foolhardiness-
-Heavy Hitter-
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-=Drawbacks=-
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-=Race Traits=-
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•Ability Score Racial Traits: They gain +4 Dexterity, –2 Strength, and –2 Charisma.
•Size: Goblins are Small creatures and thus gain a +1 size bonus to their AC, a +1 size bonus on attack rolls, a –1 penalty to their CMB and CMD, and a +4 size bonus on Stealth checks.
•Hard Head, Big Teeth Goblins are known for their balloon-like heads and enormous maws, but some have even more exaggeratedly large heads filled with razor-sharp teeth. Goblins with this trait gain a bite attack as a primary natural attack that deals 1d4 points of damage. This racial trait replaces skilled.
•Fast Movement: Goblins gain a +10 foot bonus to their base speed (this is already added to their Base Speed above.)
•Darkvision: Goblins see perfectly in the dark up to 60 feet.
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Favorite class bonus
Barbarian Add +1/2 on critical hit confirmation rolls for attacks made with unarmed strikes or natural weapons (maximum bonus of +4). This bonus does not stack with Critical Focus.
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-=Feats=-
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-Ankle Biter-
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-=Skills=- (8 points; 4/level class, 0 INT)
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Acrobatics***(Dex)____+5{+1rank,+4Dex}
Appraise(Int)____+0{+0rank,+0Int}
Bluff(Cha)____+0{+0rank,-1Cha}
Climb***(Str)____+0{+0rank,+1Str}
Craft** (Int)____+0{+0rank,+0Int}
Diplomacy(Cha)____+0{+0rank,-1Cha}
Disable Device____+0{+0rank,+4Dex}
Disguise (Cha)____+0{+0rank,-1Cha}
Escape Artist*(Dex)____+5{+1rank,+4Dex}
Fly*(Dex)____+0{+0rank,+4Dex}
Handle Animal** (Wis)____+0{+1rank,-1Wis}
Heal(Wis)____+0{+0rank,-1Wis}
Intimidate**(Cha)____+0{+0rank,-1Cha}
Knowledge (Arcana)(Int)____+0{+0rank,+0Int}
Knowledge (Dungeoneering)(Int)____+0{+0rank,+0Int}
Knowledge (Engineering)(Int)____+0{+0rank,+0Int}
Knowledge (Geography)(Int)____+0{+0rank,+0Int}
Knowledge (History)(Int)____+0{+0rank,+0Int}
Knowledge (Local)(Int)____+0{+0rank,+0Int}
Knowledge (Nature)**(Int)____+0{+0rank,+0Int}
Knowledge (Nobility)(Int)____+0{+0rank,+0Int}
Knowledge (Planes) (Int)____+0{+0rank,+0Int}
Knowledge (Religion) (Int)____+0{+0rank,+0Int}
Linguistics(Int)____+0{+0rank,+0Int}
Perception**(Wis)____+1{+2rank,-1Wis}
Perform(Cha)____+0{+0rank,-1Cha}
Profession(Wis)____+0{+0rank,-1Wis}
Ride***(Dex)____+5{+1rank,+4Dex}
Sense Motive(Wis)____+0{+0rank,-1Wis}
Sleight of Hand*(Dex)____+0{+0rank,+4Dex}
Spellcraft(Int)____+0{+0rank,+0Int}
Stealth* (Dex)____+0{+0rank,+4Dex}
Survival**(Wis)____+0{+1rank,-1Wis}
Swim***(Str)____+0{+0rank,+1Str}
Use Magic Device(Cha)____+0{+0rank,-1Cha}
ACP -0
*ACP applies to these skills
**+3 In Class Skill
-=Non-Standard Skill Bonuses=-
-=Languages=- Common,goblin
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-=SPECIAL/CLASS ABILITIES=-
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-Savage Bite (Ex)-
-Impromptu Armament (Ex)-
-Rage-
-Uncanny Doge-
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-=GEAR/POSSESSIONS=-
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Studded leather small 25 gp 10 lbs
G-club 5gp 4lbs
-Kit,Barbarians- 9gp 13lbs
-Goblin dog- 50 gp
-=Carrying Capacity=-
Light 32.25 lbs. or less
Medium 33.25-64.5 lbs.
Heavy 65.5-97.5 lbs.
-=Current Load Carried=- 0 lb.
-=Money=- 50 GP 8 SP 200 CP
Kigaar Wolftooth hated Rumpkle. Rumpkle was always better at everything, fighting, singing, even when Rumpkle thought he had found his special calling, lighting his own flatulence in a large and beautiful fireball, Rumpkle's fireball was bigger and even had a shade of blue in it.
The young goblin had had it after one night Rumpkle set him on fire with a majestic blue flame from his backside. Needless to say Rumpkle, who really was better than Kigaar at everything, beat him senseless and set him on fire once again. Kigaar ran away that night, out into the swamp to find some good clean mud to rub on his burns when he ran into a black mass of teeth. Kigaar nearly soiled himself, until he realized the mass of teeth was not a dreaded ugly mean old dog. The ball of teeth was a goblin dog bogged down in the mud of the swamp.
At first Kigaar was going to poke it with the sharp stick he found but the wolf turned his head and whined at the goblin. Kigaar felt something strange. Something he had never felt before and for once he did something sort of un-goblin like. ”Kigaar help you from mud. You no eat Kigaar or Kigaar come back and follow you like crazy scary ghostie.” The young goblin worked and worked to free the goblin dog. Longer than he had worked in his entire life, and five minutes later the goblin dog was free.
Once free the black ball of teeth pounced on the young goblin pinning him to the ground and Kigaar shrieked. ”I free you, you said you no eat! No eat! He closed his eyes as the tooth filled maw lunged at his face, and instead of sharp teeth he felt something wet slap him in the face. ”What you do? Why you do that? Get off of me you…you… fang face!” Strangely the dog did just that.
Kigaar got to his feat slowly as he watched the wolf just sit there and watch him. ”No eat…no eat Kigaar.” Slowly a smile began to creep across the goblins face as his thought began to form a plan.
Five minutes later he began to jump around with excitement howling and hooting before wrapping his little arms around the muddy dog’s neck and giggling. ”You eat Rumpkle!”
The young goblin had heard stories of goblin heroes ridding into glories battle on goblin dogs such as the muddy one before him.” Ok short-fang. I get on you back no eat Kigaar.” Slowly the goblin climbed onto the goblin dog’s back and strangely enough the dog did not eat the goblin. ”Ok now we go home, you eat Rumpkle I big mug mug, then they see.”
The next morning Kigaar stood in front of Rumpkle’s hut and began stomping his feet and throwing rocks at the hut’s makeshift door. ”Rumpkle! You come out! You pay for catching me on fire with you fart! I kill you now!” Come out Rumpkle did, with the biggest dog slicer Kigaar had ever seen, but instead of being scared, as usual of such a showing, the young goblin smiled and laughed. ”I got somethin’ new myself. Short-fang! Kill this buzzard food!” A black ball of fangs flew into the camp, slamming into Rumkle ,but the dog fell to the side a big wound on its side laughing he said “that what happens when dumb dog comes at Runkle ahaha now its Kigaar turn to be dog..”
Kigaar saw what happened to his new friend and a rage come over him, he screamed and jumped at Rumple’s neck biting down hard. Rumkle through him off but Kigaars teeth held thight and he took Rumkle’s throat with him as he flew “Gradjfkld ajdl” was all Rumkle could get out as he fell choking on his own blood. ”See! Kigaar best now! I make Rumpkle worm food quick! You all’s best treat me good or I feed you to short-fang! Kigaar majestic now!
With that, Kigaar grabbed hold of Short-fangs’ neck and jumped onto the goblin dog's back. ”I like in stories now!” With the biggest smile full of teeth seen in years the goblin rode through the camp and behind the young Barbarian, little goblin children had already began to use Rumpkle’s head as a kick ball. It was the best day ever.
♫ ♪ ♫ Puts on armor, grabs his axe
when chief calls to order task!
Kigaar hopes it be as fine
As giving Scribbley a black eye!
♫ ♪ ♪ Let it out its cozy cage,
Kigaar's bored and wants to rage!
Slices dogs with cries of joy,
plays with longshanks like they're toys!
It will bite and gnaw and bash, ♫ ♪ ♪
Slash, gnash, thrash and burn to ash!
Take their gold to Licktoads stash.
When fun ends and Kigaar's blue
—No more longshanks juice to spew!—
Time to play with goblins, too! ♫ ♪ ♫
Got my goblins! Recruitment closed!