I'm gonna throw this one in: Reta
She's been in a couple of games previously.
I typically post after 6pm CST. I work during the day(Mon-Fri) and don't have access to a computer with what I do.
I think I'm going to pull out. Good luck to the rest of you.
No divine casters. I think I'll switch to a Caster Druid. I'll stat him out in the morning.
Here is my alchemist
Goblin Druid (menhir savant) 1
Chubwart
Goblin druid (menhir savant) 1 (Pathfinder RPG Advanced Race Guide 114, Pathfinder RPG Ultimate Magic 38)
NE Small humanoid (goblinoid)
Init +3; Senses darkvision 60 ft.; Perception +11
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Defense
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AC 17, touch 14, flat-footed 14 (+2 armor, +3 Dex, +1 shield, +1 size)
hp 10 (1d8+2)
Fort +3, Ref +3, Will +5 (+2 vs enchantment)
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Offense
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Speed 30 ft.
Melee dagger +0 (1d3-1/19-20) or
shortspear +0 (1d4-1)
Ranged sling +4 (1d3-1)
Domain Spell-Like Abilities (CL 1st; concentration +4)
6/day—fire bolt (1d6 fire)
Druid (Menhir Savant) Spells Prepared (CL 1st; concentration +4)
1st—burning hands[D] (DC 14), entangle (DC 14), produce flame
0 (at will)—create water, detect magic, guidance
D Domain spell; Domain Fire (Ash domain subdomain)
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Statistics
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Str 8, Dex 16, Con 12, Int 10, Wis 17, Cha 6
Base Atk +0; CMB -2; CMD 11
Feats Spell Focus (conjuration)
Traits gifted adept, just say no
Skills Knowledge (nature) +4, Perception +11, Spellcraft +4, Survival +7
Languages Druidic, Goblin
SQ nature bond (Ash domain), spirit sense
Other Gear leather armor, light wooden shield, dagger, shortspear, sling, backpack, blanket, holly and mistletoe, spell component pouch, waterskin
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Special Abilities
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Darkvision (60 feet) You can see in the dark (black and white vision only).
Druid (Menhir Savant) Domain (Ash)
Fire Bolt 1d6 fire (6/day) (Sp) As a standard action, ranged touch attack deals fire dam to foe in 30 ft.
Gifted Adept (Produce Flame) A chosen spell gets +1 CL.
Spell Focus (Conjuration) Spells from one school of magic have +1 to their save DC.
Spirit Sense (Sp) As det. undead, also fey, outsider, astral/ethereal/incorporeal simultaneously.
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"Chubwart good Gob Gob! He hate horses and filthy dogses. When Chubby a small Gobby, longshankses come to village and attack. Chubby's mum was crushed by horse hooves while defending Chubby. Chubby grab horse leg and bite hard. Nasty horse run with Chubby wrapped around leg. Chubby bite with all his might! Eventually Chubwart fall off leg. As horse hobbled back to Chubby, ugly Longshank raised sword to kill Chubby. Chubby spitted in defiance and giggled at horse's mangled front leg. Right before longshank kill Chubby, huge black and orange fire pelt jumped on longshank and knocked him off horse. Horse limped away in fear. Powerful Gog Gob come from behind tree and order fire pelt to kill longshank. Powerful Gob Gob shoot fire at longshank while cat scratch him to death! After longshank dead, Chubby find out powerful Gob Gob named Gogmurt. Chubby and Gogmurt celebrate victory by feasting on horse flank and longshank heart! Chubby then travel with Gogmurt to hidden grove and learn ways of the woods and ley lines. Chubby learn to draw power from nature. In return for new powerses, he promise Gogmurt he kill all Longshankses! Chubby now live in village and act as Gob Gob shaman. He look forward to day that he get chance to follow through on promise to master and kill longshank scum!"
Posting: Chubwart can post daily (even on weekend). He was very heavy in PBP and has been in multiple games that posted 4+ times per day. He take break from PBP recently. He is now back and plans for this to be his only game. His favorite character was a goblin rogue he played in Skulls and Shackles. He has much experience with the RPing loveliness that is Greenskins!
About me: I have been playing RPGs since AD&D. I play PFS locally and online (Roll D20/Fantasy Grounds 2). Most of the conventions I attend are local (SE Region of USA).
Sweet! Looks very interesting :)
I have two ideas i need to choose from. The first is a goblin soul blade (psionic class) grim reaper known as The Mini Reaper.
5 min blurb: the goblin was part of a raid that included a human dread. To fight the raid off, the dread thrust a nightmare onto one of the goblins, but it didnt quite work. Instad, it showed the humans worst nightmare. Death.
Ever afterwards the goblin thinks he is the reincarnation of the Grim Reaper, and gained some minor powers to boot. Now, he aims to be the sneaky death, a ghostly scythe materalizing in his outstreached hand.
Idea 2: (if soul blade is unallowed) a rogue roof runner. He has the bouncy trait, the roll with it feat and the climb speed alt racial trait. He loves climbing everything. EVERYTHING. And he falls down a lot :) as a result he is bouncy! He bounces up and down walls, bounces when he hits the ground, and even bounces when you hit him!
Both of those are just the basic ideas, and i will flesh them out more later, turning one of them into a full submission.
But today is my birthday so goodby!
Bouncy is as Bouncy does. I has no knowin what dat means but I'z do it! I'z love climbing! I'z climbed every tree inna dis forest an I'z even climbed da big stone tower da hummies maked when dey isnt looking, its da one wit da up-shide-down onnit. And da big bell dat makes noise when ya bounce innit. But den i'z fall off... But i'z ok! I'z just bounce onna the ground and is fine, see?
What, you donna believe me??? WAIT DONNA HIT ME! DONNA-HIT-ME-I'Z-IS-SORRY! I'Z-IS-SORR.. Smack, bounce, boing! SPLAT!
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On a quiet lonely night, as the cold wind whistles about, telling tales of grief and sorrow to anyone willing to listen, there sits a solitary figure, a hunched goblin covered in a raggety black cloak. He seems to be talking, but to whom? Perhaps he is whispering back to the wind, trading tales with the Night Terrors unseen.
If you dared you might creep closer, and listen in...
Yes... Yes I is... Yous wanna story? Is dat what yous wants? Wells i has a story. A story a when i'z becomming Tha Terror, Tha Night Reaper. I is wit tha group, an we is gonna do a raid onna cartvan passin through da forest, what? A cartvan is dat ting da Ummies do wit da horses an da wheels an lots'a da food inside an Ummies outside dat ya gotta kill firsty. Don' interrupt! Well we found one anna we is goin to raid it but then Da DREAD comm outta dere, ann all tha gobos run screamin, She just dat scary. But not me oh no! I is to sneaky an She never sees me, not till i'z stabbed Her inna side with me dagger. Then She sees me. And I is afraid. Very afraid. She showed me who She is. Death. She is Death. Not gobo death, Ummie Death. An cause I stab Her She make me Death. Now I'z is Ummie Death an she give me Dis Blade ta do it with.
The lonely Goblin casually stretches out his hand, a shimmer appearing within his downward facing palm, slowly snaking outwards in both directions. A shimmering blue scythe taking shape from nothing.
Turning the blade over in his hand, the goblin inspects his blade, admiring its keen edge and deadly angle before releasing his grip, the blade dissapating into thin air again, only a cold chill remaining.
The lonely Goblin casually stretches out his hand, a shimmer appearing within his downward facing palm, slowly snaking outwards in both directions. A shimmering blue scythe taking shape from nothing.
Turning the blade over in his hand, the goblin inspects his blade, admiring its keen edge and deadly angle before releasing his grip, the blade dissapating into thin air again, only a cold chill remaining.
I'z is gonna use dis gift onna da Ummie tribe of Sandport ann remind dem of da fear of Her, of Death from da night.
Oh! She also taught me etiquette! You musta hold yous pinky out when ya cut someones head off. Its only proper!
Thoughts on over-sized goblins and monkey goblins?
Oversized: OK
Monkey: no
(As stated previously)
Sweet! Looks very interesting :)
I have two ideas i need to choose from. The first is a goblin soul blade (psionic class) grim reaper known as The Mini Reaper.
5 min blurb: the goblin was part of a raid that included a human dread. To fight the raid off, the dread thrust a nightmare onto one of the goblins, but it didnt quite work. Instad, it showed the humans worst nightmare. Death.
Ever afterwards the goblin thinks he is the reincarnation of the Grim Reaper, and gained some minor powers to boot. Now, he aims to be the sneaky death, a ghostly scythe materalizing in his outstreached hand.Idea 2: (if soul blade is unallowed) a rogue roof runner. He has the bouncy trait, the roll with it feat and the climb speed alt racial trait. He loves climbing everything. EVERYTHING. And he falls down a lot :) as a result he is bouncy! He bounces up and down walls, bounces when he hits the ground, and even bounces when you hit him!
Both of those are just the basic ideas, and i will flesh them out more later, turning one of them into a full submission.
But today is my birthday so goodby!** spoiler omitted **...
No psionics in this one. The other sounds fine though.
Goblin Magus, fluff to follow...
here
does the BURN BURN BURN feat apply the addition 1d4 on alchemist bombs?
Burn! Burn! Burn!
You take the goblin love of arson and fireplay to a whole new level.
Prerequisite: Goblin, Disable Device 1 rank.
Benefit: You deal an extra 1d4 points of fire damage when you attack with fire from a non-magical or alchemical source (such as with torches or alchemical fire) and gain a +4 competence bonus on Reflex saving throws made to avoid catching on fire or putting yourself out when on fire. Additional damage caused by this feat does not apply to magical attacks or to splash damage.
The last part is the key. Alchemist bombs are an (Su) ability and will not work in an anti-magic area, thus they are magical. So no, the 1d4 would not apply to an alchemist's bombs.
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Gobbos!
Gretcha Crazyeyes – Mesmerist
Bart Bighead – Anti-Paladin
Eggsucker – Sorcerer
Minimaster Torch – Alchemist
Creekit the Smarter Than You – Witch
Kutme Stabya - Rogue
Raw Maw Razzortooth - Barbarian
Chubwart Boomspittle - Druid
Biggs Sparklyfeet - Alchemist
@Croakers - Let me know when your backstory is completed.
@Javell DeLeon - Reta is an iconic pre-gen from We Be Goblins and wouldn't be acceptable as a submission of an original character. See what you can do to flesh it out to be a bit more original.
@Cam James - Just let me know when you finish up, and happy belated!
Sorry, but I'll just respectfully withdraw then. Had a great deal of fun with her and to me, that's what ultimately counts - whether original concept or not.
Peace out.
Here is my submission for this awesome sounding game... all requested info is in the alias, including his background - all except my posting schedule and a bit about me as a player...
I can usually post most days and nights, and frequently post multiple times per day when the pace of the game calls for it. Wednesdays I usually only post in the afternoon/evening, and Saturdays same thing... the other days I am usually home and can post any time btwn 7am and midnight pacific time. (happily 'retired').
I have been gaming since OD&D in 1974, have played every iteration of D&D except 4th and 5th editions (plus lots of other rpg's like Gurps, Traveller, C&S, EPT, VtM, etc etc etc). I always come back to fantasy rp though as that is my favorite.
Captain Trips - are you a Wild Cards fan??? Just sayin' .... cause I am!
Anyway - feel free to check out my other aliases - pfs and non...
current active characters:
all pfs
Venja
Maelchar
Bleyz
Arcthyl
Tzardüsk
Luna R.
Arhiel
I'm actually going to not submit the druid. I've got too much on my plate. Thank you and good gaming!
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Gobbos!
Gretcha Crazyeyes – Mesmerist
Bart Bighead – Anti-Paladin
Eggsucker – Sorcerer
Minimaster Torch – Alchemist
Creekit the Smarter Than You – Witch
Kutme Stabya - Rogue
Raw Maw Razzortooth - Barbarian
Biggs Sparklyfeet - Alchemist
Mugmuff Darktalon - Ninja
Apps have begun to trickle, so if I don't get any new apps by this time tomorrow I will go ahead and close recruitment so we can get started.
Still interested, but if I don't turn in a real app before your deadline Captain, don't hesitate to continue any way.
COMPLETED SUBMISSION
Goblin Rogue
Bouncy Goblin Roof Runner Rogue 1
TN Small Humanoid (Goblin) Initiative +4 Senses Darkvision 60ft, Perception +3
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AC 17, Touch 15, Flat Footed 13 (+4 dex, +2 armor, +1 size)
hp 11/11 (1d8+3)
Fort +2 Ref +6 Will -1
Special Defenses Evasion, Roll With It, Bouncy
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Speed 30ft
Melee Dagger +2 (1d3+1 19-20/x2)
Ranged Thrown Dagger +5 (1d3+1 19-20/x2) 10ft range
Modifiers +0/+0 BAB, +1/+1 Str, +4/+0 Dex, +1/+0 Size, +1d6 Sneak Attack
Magical Effects
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Str 12, Dex 18, Con 14, Int 10, Wis 8, Cha 10
BAB +0 CMB +0 CMD +14
Feats Roll With It
Rogue Tricks
Traits Acrobat, Bouncy
Racial Traits Tree Climber
Skills 8x level
Acrobatics +13
Bluff +4
Climb +9
Disable Device +6
Escape Artist +8
Perception +3
Slight of Hand +8
Stealth +9
Languages Goblin
Other Gear
(on him): tattered Leather Armor
Red Sock on his left foot
Simple dagger hidden in the sock
Silk Rope, Flint and Steel, Bufo, Animal Glue, 5 Poor Meals
0GP
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TRACKED RESOURCES
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Acrobat +1 to Acrobatics skill, the penalty for excelerated climbing is only -2.
Bouncy the first 1d6 falling damage is non-lethal. +2 Ref against unexpected falls.
Darkvision Darkvision 60ft.
Evasion take no damage on a successful Ref save.
Roll With It when hit by a melee weapon, ignore the damage with a DC 5+ (damage dealt) Acrobatics check as an immediate action. Success means you move in a straight line equal to the damage dealt (max 30ft). If you hit a small or larger creature/object stop and take 1d4 points of damage and fall prone. This movement provokes AoO as normal, except against the creature that hit you. Afterwards you are staggered for 1 round.
Roof Running can move at full speed while running atop buildings or similar structures and with no penalties to Dex based Skill checks or Ref Saves.
Sneak Attack +1d6 damage when opponet is flanked or flat-footed.
Tree Runner +4 racial bonus to Climb and Acrobatics checks.
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Encumbrance 19.5lb
Light 24.75lb, Medium 49.5lb, Heavy 75lb
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Bouncy is as Bouncy does. I has no knowin what dat means but I'z do it! I'z love climbing! I'z climbed every tree inna dis forest an I'z even climbed da big stone tower da hummies maked when dey isnt looking, its da one wit da up-shide-down onnit. And da big bell dat makes noise when ya bounce innit. But den i'z fall off... But i'z ok! I'z just bounce onna the ground and is fine, see?
What, you donna believe me??? WAIT DONNA HIT ME! DONNA-HIT-ME-I'Z-IS-SORRY! I'Z-IS-SORR.. Smack, bounce, boing! SPLAT!
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Another time, in the life of Bouncy. Three goblins were prancing around in the forest causing minor mischef when one got a glint in his eye...
AppleBad: Oie! What is dat? he asked while pointing towards something in the sky.
Bouncy: What is what? I'z sees nutin.
A: Thats cauz its In-vish-U-bl. You cants see it. But its upp inna tha tree.
B: I like trees!
CustardToes: Of courses you do! You fall outta dem all da time! Yas musta hit yous head fhree times, an fhree more. And, and annodder fhree times... And annodder... the goblin starts rambling on, trying to count the number.
A: Sush StinkyToes! See? You shoulda climbed this one too! Go find da shiny dat you cant see!
C: But den he would fall outta. Dis. Tree... Again.... realization beginning to dawn on the goblins face.
B: Ok! How highz do i'z go? Bouncy asks, already he has begun to assend.
A and C: Higher! Higher! Higher!
B: But I'z is at tha top! Nows where?
C: Youz gots ta reach to ya Not-Lefty side. Reach further!
B: But dere is nottin here, jus empty air. See? Deres nottin... What youz laughing at???
Aieeee!!!! snap! Crash! SPLAT!
I can generally post every day, at some point or other and i ALWAYS check up on pathfinder every day, even if i dont post . I generally post in the afternoon/evening but rarely in the morning (i have troubles with sleep) so that is a 12-15 hour period each day.
GM Trips knows my qualifications, but in the interest of letting my potential companions get to know me a little more:
I started playing in 1978, with the Holmes boxed set. I "graduated" to AD&D about a year-and-a-half later. Yes, I definitely remember when elves were a class, there were only five alignments, and random number generators were little chits that we drew out of Dixie cups (if you have no idea what a Dixie cup is, go ask your parents).
Since that time, I have played and/or GMed every incarnation (yes, all ten) of the D&D game, and many more besides. My current faves include Dungeon Crawl Classics, Pathfinder, Traveller, and Mutants & Masterminds.
I am usually able to post at least once a day at a minimum (though I do attend a lot of conventions, so sometimes I'm unavailable for a day or two at a time), and I much prefer ROLE-playing over ROLL-playing. In game, I do not read spoilers that are not labeled as being for my character, nor those for languages my character does not speak. Immersion is very important for me.
MM Torch - it seems we have a lot in common - I started in 1974, and only played 4e once and 5e never. But I played (and GMd) through all the other incarnations of D&D from OD&D to 3.5. And like you, while I enjoy a good mix of both, I prefer ROLEplaying to ROLLplaying. and I don't read spoilers that aren't for me, either. I hope we both get picked - it sounds like it would be fun to play with you!
In the hopes that Eggsucker makes it a little about me. :)
Started in the mid-80s at the tail end of 1st and have went all the way thru to 3.75, but never touched 4E and did a smattering of play testing of 5E.
I have dabbled in most settings but have a weakness for the fantasy realm, but gaslamp Chuthlu is a close second.
In order to keep gaming alive, I have started getting my son into playing when I have him for the weekends and part of summer break and I am happy to say he will keep the dwarvish clans going on his own someday.
I am also heavy into ROLE vs roll, but I understand that it takes all flavors to make a good stew.
Regardless of getting picked or not, I plan on lurking on the thread as this sounds like it will be a fun one to be around.
Ok, with the time table possibly being moved up, its time for me to stop lurking and sitting on my laurels.
Im thinking about playing a oversized goblin brawler, possibly Strangler archetype or Mutagenic Mauler.
He is basically the self proclaimed cook, confiscating food, cooking it up "for everyone", then eating most of it himself and handing the rest out. He is ofcourse utterly oblivious to the unfairness of his conduct, thinking they should all be grateful for his culinary generosity.
Dispite this bossy attitude, what with it being "unintentional" and all, he tends towards being about as loyal an oaf as they come amongst goblins, being easily swayed by flattery and well placed food bribes. If chosen, im hoping to have one of the other party members be his "handler" of sorts, steering him in directions for their own gain.
Krug kept stirring the large, dented kettle, seeming rather uninterested in the other goblins plight. "Him say other things too Krug." The goblin added, his voice lowered to a conspiratory whisper as he rubbed his hands with glee. He turned away from Krug, once more eying the back of his rivals head, a wicked smile splitting his ugly face from ear to ear as he thought of what to say. Behind him, Krug simply snorted, ladle still stirring the bubbling ooze that was his next culinary masterpiece.
"Wut him say bout Krug den?" He asked in his usual baritone, curiosity having finally managed to settle in his head. Picking an oozing prize from his nose, he flicking it into the pot, looking at the other goblin.
"Hehe, you's not gonna likes it Krug, not even a itzy bitzy bit, nono." The other goblin sneered, rubbing his hands frantically now. It was all he could do to not keep smiling openly in front of Krug. Instead he put on his most serious face. "Him say, uhm, lets sees, eh..." The goblin suddenly looked nervous, his speech lost in the sea of devious plots the little wretch was already thinking up. Stumbling backwards, he none the less failed to evade Krugs meaty fist, pudgy fingers closing around one huge ear, lifting him off the ground.
"Stop keepin' Krug waitin', him not likes waitin'." Krug growled, seemingly calm, though likely just too lazy to get worked up just yet. He leaned in close to the other goblin as it squirmed from the pain in its crumbled ear. "Wuts him been sayin', tells Krug."
Faced with the immediate danger of the situation, the other goblin suddenly remembered, stammering out his speech in an avalanche of frantic words.
"Uhm, eh, him sayses that Krug is uhm, fat, yes, fat!" The goblin squealed. Seeing little reaction from Krug, except may a shrug of agreement, it quickly continued. "Uhm, him says, Krug real dumbs like, yes, really really stupidy dumbs, and, uhm, uhm..." It trailed of, at a loss for word and ideas. Krug tightened his grip, displeased with his scrawny catch.
"Krug dun care, why you waste Krug time?" His voice was raised now, causing a few nearby goblins to stop their squabbles and look on. The other goblin writhed in his tightly closed fist, sensing his ear might squeeze clean off any second. In desperation, he blabbered the first thing he could think of.
"Him says Krug stew tastings like poop, yes, him say that, likes poopiest poopy!!" It squealed, yelping in suddenly relief as Krugs fist snapped open.
"HIM SAYS WUT ABOUT KRUG COOKIN'?!!" Heavy snorts blasted from the enraged goblins nostrils as he sudden set off towards the other unsuspecting goblin, an ungainly loping stride carrying him forward, his labored breath visible in the dank air of the cave as he careened towards his prey.
His back still turned, the unfortunate goblins only clue was the frantic squealing of the goblins around him fleeing, Krugs hot breath on his neck, then a suddenly sharp pain, followed by unconsciousness.
Smashing his victim against the nearby rocks, Krug howled and roared, even as the unfortunate goblins seized to be a goblin, slowly but surely turning into a frayed red paste.
"KRUGS COOKIN' BESTEST COOKIN'!! KRUGS COOKIN' BESTEST COOKIN'!! KRUGS COOKIN' BESTEST COOKIN'!!"
Im looking at using the Rough and Ready trait to use various kitchen tools as weapons. Ideally he would use a giant wooden ladle like a club, and various forks and knives as throwing weapons.
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For those of you goblins who like to eat everything, here's some food for thought.
The Eat Everything racial trait is very flavorful, obviously, but that's just the start.
Then there's also the Corpse Cannibal trait that let's you eat any meat, no matter how rotten.
Now you can eat pretty much anything except stone and metal.
Next add in either the Scavenger Rogue Talent (lvl 2) or be a lvl 2 Feral Gnasher and you can now grab anything, anywhere and shove it in your mouth whenever you want :)
I did this once and it was a lot of fun ^^
Heres Krug. The current crunch is just a copy paste from another character that I havnt quite finished editing but wanted to get an actual avatar in here.
I wish I had time for this one.
You can see my previous goblin exploits here
For those of you goblins who like to eat everything, here's some food for thought.
The Eat Everything racial trait is very flavorful, obviously, but that's just the start.
Then there's also the Corpse Cannibal trait that let's you eat any meat, no matter how rotten.
Now you can eat pretty much anything except stone and metal.
Next add in either the Scavenger Rogue Talent (lvl 2) or be a lvl 2 Feral Gnasher and you can now grab anything, anywhere and shove it in your mouth whenever you want :)I did this once and it was a lot of fun ^^
This is kinda what I'm going for :)
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Gobbos!
Gretcha Crazyeyes – Mesmerist
Bart Bighead – Anti-Paladin
Eggsucker – Sorcerer
Minimaster Torch – Alchemist
Creekit the Smarter Than You – Witch
Kutme Stabya - Rogue
Raw Maw Razzortooth - Barbarian
Biggs Sparklyfeet - Alchemist
Mugmuff Darktalon - Ninja
Bouncy - Rogue
Krug "the Cook" - Arcanist
Looks like we will be keeping with the Friday deadline. And just to clarify, this will be Friday late-morning, not Friday night.
I would like to submit Nurpus, the goblin gunslinger.
Init +4; Senses Perception +12
Str 10, Dex 18, Con 13, Int 12, Wis 14, Cha 6
DEFENSE
AC 15, touch 15, flat-footed 11 (+4 Dex)
hp 11 (1d10+1)
Fort +3, Ref +6, Will +2
OFFENSE
Speed 30 ft.
Ranged +6 Musket (1d12)
Base Atk +1; CMB +0; CMD 14
Feats Rapid reload*, Gunsmithing*, Goblin gunslinger
Skills Acrobatics +8, Climb +4, Craft (alchemy) +5, Knowledge (engineering) +5, Knowledge (local) +5, Perception +12, Survival +6
Traits black powder fortune, big ears
Languages goblin, common
SQ: darkvision, over sized ears, grit, steady aim, deadeye, quick clear
Gear: musket, black powder (9), bullets (9), gunsmith's tools, 9sp
"Soon Purpus, we make run for it. Stinking guards. No respect! They think Nurpus just a tinkerer. They think we are no good at fighting! We will show them soon Purpus. We will show them what you can do! Just few more weeks, you will be ready. Few more piles of power. Few more bullets. We will show them. They will bow to us. They will be jealous. Everyone will be jealous! Longshanks will run. Horses will flee. But horses are too slow for you Purpus! You will beat them. You will show them. When they hear you, TOO LATE!"
At this outburst, Nurpus falls to the ground, knowing he was too loud. He quickly wraps up his musket, Purpus, and hides it in the back of the shop where it waits for glory.
Slight, but important note, Krug will be a Brawler, not an Arcanist. The current crunch is just a copy paste from another character right now.
Bart Bighead still biggest bestest headed Goblin!
"Bart may have biggest bestest head, but Mugmuff be bestest sneaky sneak, but me no brag... me only tells honestest truth." Mugmuff crosses his arms and taps his foot as if daring a challenge to his words.
::lights kindling under feet of Mugmuff and Bart::
Mugs dances around while he dodges the hot stuff...
and giggles and laughs at Bart... unless he dodges it too. "That good joke MiniTorch. Burn longshanks better... or even better, shank longshanks."
Bouncy sees the fire being lit and dives to try to avoid it, but does so in the completely wrong way, getting caught by the flames.
AIEEE!! Remembers. Stop, bounce and Roll!!
Mugs sees Bouncy and claps his hands, laughing with glee at the antics... "Bouncy iz bounciest!"
Suddenly a giant bird swoops down from the sky and a big-headed goblin peeks up over it's wings. "Sorry iz late, big bird fly too slow. I am called PewPew cuz I shoots stuffs real good, or maybe is cuz my feets stink. I wants the adventures to find shiniez and new furry friends! Please can I join all the funz?"
PewPew is a Packmaster Hunter, though he will only ever have two companions as to not bog down PBP combat. His first is a Roc, which he will be riding 90% of the time, the second is a goblin dog I hope to introduce later if we ever make it to level 2. PewPew doesn't care much for combat, he just wants to find more furry friends to talk to! He will take every opportunity given to him to converse with the wildlife of the area, even though most of them won't have anything to say back.("Thoze deerz are mean, always too bizy to talk to PewPew. I jus want to ask them bout their kool horns, but they always jus run away.").
And now for a little background, through the huge eyes and ears of PewPew:
PewPew born as runt of litter, but he much more smarter then the others. He think of better wayz to fight off the big baddies and steal the shiniez. Why should PewPew get hands dirty when can send doggy in to steal? Why should PewPew walk when he can have Big Birdy fly him super fast? These are kinds of thingz PewPew does bestest, Iz the furry MAZTER! Other gobbies says PewPew can't talk to the furries, but they jus jelous cuz he has more furry frendz then they does. Furries are the koolest friendz cuz they don't make fun of PewPew, they just snuggle and eat all PewPewz foodz, but that's okay PewPew not hungry anywayz. PewPew don't care too much about the shiniez, he jus likes to steal the furries from the peoplz! Those big furries with the long legz don't like sitten in those big wood boxes, so PewPew let them out so they run free! PewPew likez adventure to new placez with all new furries to find, but sometimes the furries are mean an they try to hurt PewPew. Those furries are jus dumb, PewPew likes to kills them sometimes cause they alwayz taste better than the nice furries. My favorite furry is my bestest frend ROCK, he iz a roc, but not the rock kinda rock, the kinda roc with wingz.
As for the crunch:
PewPew Master of the Beasties
Humanoid(Goblin)
M Goblin Hunter(Packmaster)
Init + 6; Darkvision 60; Perception +6
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DEFENSE
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AC 17, touch 15, flat-footed 13
HP 9
Fort +3, Ref +6, Will +2
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OFFENSE
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Speed 30 ft.;
Melee Club +2 (1d4+1/20x2)
Ranged Sling +5 (1d3+1/20x2)
Space 5 ft., Reach 5 ft.
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SPECIAL ABILITIES
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STATISTICS
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Str 12, Dex 19 , Con 12, Int 7, Wis 14, Cha 8
Base Atk +0; CMB +0; CMD 14
Traits:
Reactionary: +2 Initiative
Bouncy: Whenever you take falling damage, the first 1d6 points of lethal damage suffered in the fall are automatically converted to nonlethal damage. You also gain a +2 bonus on all Reflex saves made to avoid unexpected falls.
Feats:
Point-Blank Shot
Skills:
Acrobatics +5 (1 Ranks, +4 Dex)
Handle Animal +3(+7) (1 Ranks, +3 CS, -1 Cha)
Perception +6 (1 Ranks, +3 CS, +2 Wis)
Ride +12 (1 Ranks, +3 CS, +4 Dex, +4 Racial)
Stealth +16 (+1 Ranks, +3 CS, +4 Dex, +4 Racial, +4 Size)
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GEAR/POSSESSIONS
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==Carried==
Sling
==Worn/Equipped==
Leather Armor
Club
Spell Component Pouch
Carrying Capacity Light: 32 lbs. Medium: 65 lbs. Heavy: 98 lbs.
Money: 10 GP
Total carried: 18.5 Lbs.
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Animal Companion
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ROCK
Medium N Animal
Init +4; Senses low-light vision; Perception +5
AC 19; Touch 14, FF 15;
hp 14
Fort +2, Ref +7, Will +1;
Speed 30 ft. Fly 90 ft.(Average)
Bite +5 (1d6+1/20x2)
2 Talons +5 (1d4+1/20x2)
Str 12, Dex 19, Con 9, Int 2, Wis 13, Cha 11
BAB +1; CMB +0; CMD 13
Feats:
Weapon Finesse
Skills:
Fly +8
Perception +5
Tricks Known: Attack 2, Come, Defend, Gaurd, Down
im going to back away slowly at all the awesome gobblies I see in front of me...and go back to my cave
"Ha! You all gobbos think you so tough. You don't know tough! Gretcha make the biggest, baddest gobbos quake in fear!" Gretcha's crazy eyes start almost spinning around in her head, making her look so much more scary than a normal goblin. Despite being beautiful (by goblin standards) her beauty takes on a terrifying quality.
She focuses her hypnotic stare on Mugmuff, then says "You'z wants to kill that one. Kill him for me, and I be grateful..."
She casts murderous command on Mugmuff, pointing him at Bouncy, trying to get them to fight simply for her amusement.
Passed out in a corner from over eating, all Krug manages to add to the conversation is a bout of impressive flatulence, lip smacking and snoring.
Mugmuff peeeeers at Gretcha for a long moment, looks over at Bouncy, then shakes his head. "Mugmuff kill longshanks, not gobbos. You weird." he finally says to Gretcha... Then he walks over to Bouncy and gives him a noogie on the head. "Bouncy Mugmuff's friend, no want kill."
Nurpus sits back and watches the other crazies. They will meet his Purpus soon enough.
"She be hot Purpus. But she has the crazy eyes. Hot not enough for crazy eyes."
Mugmuff takes a stab at the flatfooted Bouncy then...
Then he turns his own crazy eyes on Gretcha. "Why you do that? Make Mugs stabby stab at Bouncy?? Bouncy be's friend! You fix Bouncy now?"
:)
"It only cheatsy if dem findin's out yous doin' it."
"Beeg used to be called Beeg Holey Bully 'cause Beeg good at digging holes. Beeg don' like name, so Beeg go an' find longshank boomer with big bada boom. Beeg trick longshank into chasing Beeg an' trick dummy longshank into falling into hole Beeg dug. Beeg smurtest goblin 'cuz Beeg put spikeys in bottom of hole. Longshanks go "Ugh!" and die! Now Beeg has longshanks' boomer an' calls it Da Boom!. Beeg best boomer evar. You take Beeg."
My answer to "Favorite movie of all time"