Cross? Check. Garlic? Check. wooden stakes? Anybody got wooden stakes?

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

The spider spinning his web for the unwary fly. The blood is the life, Mr. Renfield.

Great. Let's unleash Patient Zero.

[Sissyl]

Uh-oh...

[Freehold DM]

They all gon die.

[MagusJanus]

Welp. Time to plant garlic bushes around my house.

[Aberzombie]

DOOM, I TELL YOU! DOOM!!!

[Tin Foil Yamakah]

Buffy... Where are you in our greatest time of need

[Sharoth]

~points at Spanky~ Spanky wrote those bad things about you. Not me! Destroy Spanky, not me!

[BigNorseWolf]

I'm gonna need a whole bunch of priests and a lot of colloidal silver. We're blessing the atlantic and pacific oceans.

Sorry Asia, you're on your own.

[Ensirio the Longstrider]

I'm a pope, will that do?

[Aberzombie]

Well, it's been over two years. I guess we're not getting our Draculapocalypse.

[Celestial Healer]

Drakula plays the long game. Don't count him out yet.

[The Count, Math Addict]

One non believer! Two, two non believers!

lightning strikes in the distance, as thunder rumbles closer.

Ah hahahahaha! I love to count!

[Sesame Strahd]

Vhot hes heppened is, I hef changed tack zlightly, und opened ein restaurant near zhe vorkplace of the Fiend Longears, vhere you can trink your blad in zivilized zurroundings, or if you prefer, pancakes are £3.50 per serving.

[Aberzombie]

Revisiting this...I recently read that a lucky couple won (or paid for) the chance to spend the night in Dracula's castle, sleeping in coffins. I think that was supposed to happen on Halloween. I wonder how it turned out....

[stormraven]

As long as the scientists bring in an equal number of redshirts, this will all work out fine.

[Kang of Rigel 7]

Hmm... Blood loss for some, unholy immortality for others!

[Kobold Catgirl]

God, the comments on that article.