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anybody else ever accidently typed "animate date" instead of "animate dead" on a monster sheet?

...

I"m sure it means nothing.

Vhat's ze differrrence?

Moral-heightening? No thanks. I wear lifts in my temporo-parietal junction.

Besides, I don't need pills: I'm high on Life. {throws another boardgame into fire, inhales deeply of burning plastic fumes}

I, too, em high on Life. To be precise, ozzer peoples' Lives.

Was is das?

Ach, lives, livers, vhatever.

Vun rarian, ha! ha! ha!

Two rarians, ha! ha! ha!

Drei rarians, ha! ha! ha!

Is zis right?

It gets tangled in his ribcage, end by ze time ve've sorted things out, it is cold and unappetising.

Vhot hes heppened is, I hef changed tack zlightly, und opened ein restaurant near zhe vorkplace of the Fiend Longears, vhere you can trink your blad in zivilized zurroundings, or if you prefer, pancakes are £3.50 per serving.

Across the road from mein vork has now opened der 'Count Dracula Restaurant'

About ein hundert yards down der strasse is der 'Tvilight Nachtklub'

Zhis vill not end vell at all.

Ha! Ha! Ha!

Verrrry good...

Bravo!

Your apprenticeship starts here. Lesson One, Ha! Ha! Ha!

Vhere have all der bad vamps gone, decked out like Victorian pimps
In capes, cravats and evening suits? Now zhey're pimply Emo gimps
Who moan and whine and sparkle, not like Vlad and Strahd and Brad Brad?
Zhey won't hold your hand or sing 'Mad World' - zhey just vant to trink your blaaad!

A NOSFERATU!
I'M HOLDIN' OUT FOR A 'RATU 'TIL THE END OF THE NIGHT!
IT'S SO ENTERTAININ' WHEN HE'S LEVEL DRAININ' - MY SHORTS ARE A TERRIBLE SIGHT
A NOSFERATU!
A NOSFERA-DUDE WHOSE FANGS AREN'T LIMP AND SOFT,
I JUST CANNOT RESIST, SO I'M RIDIN' THE MIST AND I'M OFF TO RAVENLOFT!!!!

Ah, ah, ah, AHHHH! Ha! Ha! Ha!
Ah, ah, ah, AHHHH! Ha! Ha! Ha!
Ah, ah, ah, AHHHH! Ha! Ha! Ha!
AHHHH! AHHHH!

Orthos wrote:

David M Mallon wrote:

Is it normal for people to be on their phones all the time checking their messages when you're trying to spend time with them, or am I just really boring?

This is what happens when all of your friends are 10+ years older than you. I don't know how anything works, and I can't figure out how to interact with people my own age.

It's apparently exceedingly common. I've heard people talk about groups at the same table texting each other rather than speaking aloud.

I prefer to talk instead of text.

I am also unfortunately 10 years older than David.

I hope to absorb some of his youth this weekend.

I most heartily recommend zhis course of action.

How many times?

Vunce, ha ha ha!
Tvice, ha ha ha!
etc, etc.

Where's Buffy Van Helsing when you need her, eh?

Vhereas I em busy und tod!

How many spawn hef I created today?

Count mit me!

Vun! Ha! Ha! Ha!
Two! Ha! Ha! Ha!
Three! Ha! Ha! Ha!

etc etc.

I vant more pedidions! How many pedidions? Let's see...

VUN! Ha ha ha!
TWO! Ha ha ha!

(Etc., etc)