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Its funny because that's partially how I named my daughter.I got the idea by looking at the first post in the thread to see what stood out most. It just happened to be the thing that was surrounded by white space and bolded.
I may require that all name submissions allow for the initials to be BAM!
Actually black amber marches is not half bad.. and will beg the question.. what the hell is black amber?
Its a secret!
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Actually... I was curious if it was a thing... found this on Wikipedia.
Heated above 200 °C, amber suffers decomposition, yielding an "oil of amber", and leaving a black residue which is known as "amber colophony", or "amber pitch"; when dissolved in oil of turpentine or in linseed oil this forms "amber varnish" or "amber lac".
The Big Ass Magisterium?
The Badass Academy of Magic?
Battery Acid Mountain?
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Okay, went and bugged a whole of folks who had 8 or less members in their companies and viable websites. Invited them all to join us Weds, so we will see what the turn out will be like!
Vote for Buni's Hunnies!
[cause my only other choice was "The Good Enuff" company.]
Could get myself in really really big trouble and suggest "Bunibuni's Money Hunnies!"
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OH WOW! It's been nearly 24 hours since I posted anything here! Quick! Think of something amusing!
[no pressure. no pressure. they are all staring at you ... waiting ... no pressure! PRESSURE!!!]
Hm ... Nearly killed myself today on the way to see a client. Was changing lanes on I-40 to get behind a LOOooong semi loaded with a really long concrete barrier thingie. Because of how tall I am and how low the roof and side of the front window is, I didn't notice that the concrete barrier thing stuck out 10' BEHIND the semi and almost changed right into it!
Now, wasn't that funny?
Join Kabal.
Hello everyone!
For anyone looking to practice the more refined arts (IE. Not stabbing everything in the face), we have a very active and dedicated group of craftsman and craftswomen.
If you like to refine your technique, and develop the perfect finished product for the sheer satisfaction of a job well done, or hone your ability to find and retrieve even the most elusive of resources, you should join the Kabal.
Let our military do all the messy work of policing the lands, and clubbing innocent forest creatures. They might break everything we give them, but they will keep us busy and even if they ask questions they are easily distracted.
Which will allow us to pursue our crafts in peace and luxury. They are also poor at accounting, so we have a good deal of 'discretionary funds'.
So if you an individual or a group looking for a safe place to gather with fellow craters, or just want to have excellent gear and stab things in the face, Join the Kabal.
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compass this is pathfinder one should always carry a wayfinder not only does it help you with direction it makes a nifty night light and it can now be yours for a low price of 499.99 or 5 pp. and if you order today for a additional cost of only 250.00 we will include a ioun stone of your choice.
Heh. T-Hex.
The Tyrannosaurus Hex!
These are the jokes, people.
The thing that crafters don't know is we keep them alive and fed why they play with their toys. After they are done playing with them we take them and use them to keep them alive even longer. Santas Workshop, but with more pointy sharp things.
Wait....does this mean Sunnfire is Santa?
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.... have you been talking to goddess?? I have a room full of random crap that I do not remeber why I needed.
Or can i just hire your compass services? My company can always use more clever ladies.
My compass services are always up for hire and all I require is a good tale, a bottle of ale and a couple of coins to fill my pure.
ps I really must remember punctuation it does make reading stuff easier
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yeah, but they have all these "RULES" everyone has to follow, or else! That's just not our bag, man! We are, like, all for Peace, Love and Understanding! Power to the People! Not the Man! Free Love! Rules are only for Rule Breakers!
What rules do you presume that we have, Sir?
Edit: Crap! I found an old rule on the Books. "No Person may be discriminated against for refusing to wear pants."
"Rule Breakers"? Pssht. Neutral Good posers.
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Actually... that rule might be a problem for us. We have several people who should in fact be discriminated against, preferably with instruments made from rusty jagged pain, for not wearing pants.
Well, you would know that best. That may turn out to be ill conceived for some of us as well. Time will tell...
Nice posers. I want you to live close, if you won't join directly. :)
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Actually... that rule might be a problem for us. We have several people who should in fact be discriminated against, preferably with instruments made from rusty jagged pain, for not wearing pants.
In Full Metal Syndicate's district pants are optional.
We're all about Freedom. Just that Freedom is subjective. Where some see Choice, I see Chaos. Where some see Rules, I see Order. With Order comes stability and strength. This brings a core foundation to build for the betterment of all. We have the same end goal, just different methods.
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Sounds a little stifling. What good is stability if it comes with drudgery? The most important aspect is not in Chaos or Order, but in whatever brings the most Good to the most people. Rules are good for providing guidelines, but they need to flex and bend to allow for the greater good to express itself.
It's a reed, not bamboo. Stop trying to Asian-ify Western things! >:O
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What thou 'goin on about, eh? What in the blizzards is a Asian? That some sorta elfie? Methinks ye might be confused with Asiona, eh? But that 'ol rickety town is in the North next to them old bags of Irrisen! Silly critter, 'ye look like the type that be confused. Care for a smoke? Calm you down it will, but thine brain still stay the same size!
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