
Tacticslion |

Hint..its Cormon movie
Princess E:"Oh, so you rob from the rich, and give to the poor? "
DS: "No, I rob from the rich, and pretty much keep it for myself. "Princess E :"I'm Princess E"
DS: "DS"
Princess E :"DS? Is that your first name or your last name?"
Is that... is... uh...
... I know this one, but I can't recall.
There was a fake princess at one point and everything, I think.
Bother it all, I can almost remember seeing this on the tv.
Arg!
PT :"I have no quarrel with you. Out of my way."
Xusia :"Cromwell is mine! "
PT ;"Now we have a quarrel. "
...
...
... dang it, TNT-movie memories, stir... stir I say...
...
... it's not the Sorcerer's Apprentice, it's not the Sword in the Stone, and it's not the Sorcerer's Stone (or the Sword's Apprentice - I doubt the last one actually exists).
BLARG. I know this one - I can almost see the wavy tv lines, visualize the TNT watermark logo (or was it Sci-Fi? I think it was TNT) and everything!
EDIT: Dag-gummit. Dag-gummit. I was so close. So. Close. (I looked it up, and thus now know what it was. I would never have gotten the first one, though.)
:/

Black Dougal |

Black Dougal wrote:Hint..its Cormon movie
Princess E:"Oh, so you rob from the rich, and give to the poor? "
DS: "No, I rob from the rich, and pretty much keep it for myself. "Princess E :"I'm Princess E"
DS: "DS"
Princess E :"DS? Is that your first name or your last name?"Is that... is... uh...
... I know this one, but I can't recall.
There was a fake princess at one point and everything, I think.
Bother it all, I can almost remember seeing this on the tv.
Arg!
Black Dougal wrote:PT :"I have no quarrel with you. Out of my way."
Xusia :"Cromwell is mine! "
PT ;"Now we have a quarrel. "...
...
... dang it, TNT-movie memories, stir... stir I say...
...
... it's not the Sorcerer's Apprentice, it's not the Sword in the Stone, and it's not the Sorcerer's Stone (or the Sword's Apprentice - I doubt the last one actually exists).
BLARG. I know this one - I can almost see the wavy tv lines, visualize the TNT watermark logo (or was it Sci-Fi? I think it was TNT) and everything!
EDIT: Dag-gummit. Dag-gummit. I was so close. So. Close. (I looked it up, and thus now know what it was. I would never have gotten the first one, though.)
:/
It is obscure ..I saw it once in 1980's never on TV since..
and they actually made 3 of them. The quote is from
Deathstalker 2
I am surprised I never made a rogue character with that name.

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The Sword and the Sorceror, with Matt Houston!
Absolutely Correct!
There was a wave of sword/sorcery flicks in nthe early 1980's after conan the barbarian came out, sadly most were total crap (Ator the invincible, or deathsalker..).
The Sword and Socerer rose above the muck, with good proudction values and reasonable acting.

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Imbicatus wrote:Dragonslayer?Here is another one in the early 80's Sword & Sorcery genr:.
V: It's a shield. I made it. Might keep the fire off of you, might not. You know, you're an idiot. You're going to die tonight. You'll be ripped, limb from limb. This is the last time I'll ever speak to you!
Yup. One of my favorite films to actually have a dragon in it.

Te'Shen |

John Kretzer wrote:So no one knows this one? I am shocked!
Here is another one...
I: "They say you're a legend around here. I've, um, I've never heard of you. Must have been a bit before my time."
V: [escapes her handcuffs and takes him down] "Well, you've heard of me know."
Ok... uhhmmm... RED maybe?
No. The scene like that has two guys. I'll keep thinking.

Itchy |

Itchy wrote:The Adventures of Baron Munchausen (sp?)
And for good measure:B: Hang on. Hang on! It's all coming back. I've-I've been stuck here for over twenty years, ever since you were last here on the moon. You abandoned me here! You swine! You toddled off with that old queen of tarts and left me to rot in that parrot cage, didn't you? And now you come back here, just because it suits you, after wasting half my life and expect me to follow you to the ends of the earth!
B M: Yes.
B: All right.
Correct, Sir!

Itchy |

G: I think I have it. A man talking sense to himself is no madder than a man talking nonsense not to himself.
R: Or just as mad.
G: Or just as mad.
R: And he does both.
G: So there you are.
R: Stark raving sane.
No takers? Here's another one, same film:
[flipping coin]
R: Hmmm. Heads. Heads. Heads. Heads. Heads. Heads. Heads. Heads. Heads. Heads. Heads. Heads. Heads. Heads. Heads. Heads. Heads. Heads.
[G grabs the coin, checks both sides, then tosses it back to R]
R: Heads.
[G pulls a coin out of his own pocket and flips it]
R: Bet? Heads I win?
[G looks at coin and tosses it to R]
R: Again? Heads.

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Itchy wrote:G: I think I have it. A man talking sense to himself is no madder than a man talking nonsense not to himself.
R: Or just as mad.
G: Or just as mad.
R: And he does both.
G: So there you are.
R: Stark raving sane.No takers? Here's another one, same film:
[flipping coin]
R: Hmmm. Heads. Heads. Heads. Heads. Heads. Heads. Heads. Heads. Heads. Heads. Heads. Heads. Heads. Heads. Heads. Heads. Heads. Heads.
[G grabs the coin, checks both sides, then tosses it back to R]
R: Heads.
[G pulls a coin out of his own pocket and flips it]
R: Bet? Heads I win?
[G looks at coin and tosses it to R]
R: Again? Heads.
Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead. I haven't seen that since AP lit in high school...

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Itchy wrote:Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead. I haven't seen that since AP lit in high school...Itchy wrote:G: I think I have it. A man talking sense to himself is no madder than a man talking nonsense not to himself.
R: Or just as mad.
G: Or just as mad.
R: And he does both.
G: So there you are.
R: Stark raving sane.No takers? Here's another one, same film:
[flipping coin]
R: Hmmm. Heads. Heads. Heads. Heads. Heads. Heads. Heads. Heads. Heads. Heads. Heads. Heads. Heads. Heads. Heads. Heads. Heads. Heads.
[G grabs the coin, checks both sides, then tosses it back to R]
R: Heads.
[G pulls a coin out of his own pocket and flips it]
R: Bet? Heads I win?
[G looks at coin and tosses it to R]
R: Again? Heads.
Where were you when I gave that quote earlier? (OK, I only said "heads" over and over, but still.)

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Imbicatus wrote:Where were you when I gave that quote earlier? (OK, I only said "heads" over and over, but still.)Itchy wrote:Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead. I haven't seen that since AP lit in high school...Itchy wrote:G: I think I have it. A man talking sense to himself is no madder than a man talking nonsense not to himself.
R: Or just as mad.
G: Or just as mad.
R: And he does both.
G: So there you are.
R: Stark raving sane.No takers? Here's another one, same film:
[flipping coin]
R: Hmmm. Heads. Heads. Heads. Heads. Heads. Heads. Heads. Heads. Heads. Heads. Heads. Heads. Heads. Heads. Heads. Heads. Heads. Heads.
[G grabs the coin, checks both sides, then tosses it back to R]
R: Heads.
[G pulls a coin out of his own pocket and flips it]
R: Bet? Heads I win?
[G looks at coin and tosses it to R]
R: Again? Heads.
Well, high school is an ever-increasing unit of time ago...

John Kretzer |
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M.H. (cop) - This guys' killed your people, now mine. I think you know who he is.
K.W. (vicious drug lord) - Hahahahhaa! I don't know *who* he is but I know *where* he is. The Other Side.
M.H. - What? Talk sense man!
K.W. The Spirit World! I can feel him all around me.
Predator 2

Fallen_Mage |

M.H. (cop) - This guys' killed your people, now mine. I think you know who he is.
K.W. (vicious drug lord) - Hahahahhaa! I don't know *who* he is but I know *where* he is. The Other Side.
M.H. - What? Talk sense man!
K.W. The Spirit World! I can feel him all around me.
Funny, I already did that one. Here.

John Kretzer |

PsychoticWarrior wrote:Funny, I already did that one. Here.M.H. (cop) - This guys' killed your people, now mine. I think you know who he is.
K.W. (vicious drug lord) - Hahahahhaa! I don't know *who* he is but I know *where* he is. The Other Side.
M.H. - What? Talk sense man!
K.W. The Spirit World! I can feel him all around me.
There is 29 pages of over a 1,000 posts...there is bound to be a couple of repeats.

John Kretzer |

John Kretzer wrote:John Kretzer wrote:So no one knows this one? I am shocked!
Here is another one...
I: "They say you're a legend around here. I've, um, I've never heard of you. Must have been a bit before my time."
V: [escapes her handcuffs and takes him down] "Well, you've heard of me know."Ok... uhhmmm... RED maybe?
No. The scene like that has two guys. I'll keep thinking.
Very close. So Close in fact I'll give it to you. It was RED 2.

John Kretzer |

Okay here are some more
"I understand that my niece and my nephew are sending little love notes to the local minister suggesting he gargle with broken glass or eat a rat-poison omelette!"
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PV:"Back, spawn of Satan!"
JD: "Oh, really?"
JD: "You have to have faith for this to work on me!"
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"(just before running over an assassin with the minivan) These f+!*ers get younger every year."
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"Hey, hey, hey, hey-now. Don't be mean; we don't have to be mean, cuz, remember, no matter where you go, there you are."

drunken_nomad |

Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead. DAMMIT! I should have been paying closer attention. I missed it both times its been in the thread. GOD I love that movie.
My last one was from Spirited Away.
How about some car trip quotes (which Ive used on various car trips myself):
1 Somebody help me, I'm being spontaneous!
2 Kids...Big Ben...Parliament...I CAN NOT GET LEFT! I dont know...
3 Right here. The A/C button. I put it on full blast about an hour ago and, if anything, the car's getting colder.

Fallen_Mage |

Man 1: "What is it? The cooking, the cleaning, the crying?"
Man 2: "I'll tell you exactly what it is. The cooking, the cleaning, the crying. It's the talking in your sleep. It's thoughs moose calls that open your ears at two o'clock in the morning. *makes strange noise* I can't take it anymore ***** I'm cracking up. Everything you do irritates me. And when you're not home I know the things you're going to do when get home, irritate me. You leave little notes on my pillow. I've told you a hundred and sixty seven times not to leave little notes on my pillow. 'We are all out of Corn Flakes, F.U.' It took me three hours to figure out F.U. meant ***** *****."
Man 1: "Alright, I get the picture."
Man 2: "I haven't even painted the picture. In my office I have a type-written list, of the top ten things you do that drive me berserk. But last night was the topper. Oh boy that was the ever loving lulu of all time."

Te'Shen |

Man 1: "What is it? The cooking, the cleaning, the crying?"
Man 2: "I'll tell you exactly what it is. The cooking, the cleaning, the crying. It's the talking in your sleep. It's thoughs moose calls that open your ears at two o'clock in the morning. *makes strange noise* I can't take it anymore ***** I'm cracking up. Everything you do irritates me. And when you're not home I know the things you're going to do when get home, irritate me. You leave little notes on my pillow. I've told you a hundred and sixty seven times not to leave little notes on my pillow. 'We are all out of Corn Flakes, F.U.' It took me three hours to figure out F.U. meant ***** *****."
Man 1: "Alright, I get the picture."
Man 2: "I haven't even painted the picture. In my office I have a type-written list, of the top ten things you do that drive me berserk. But last night was the topper. Oh boy that was the ever loving lulu of all time."
The Odd Couple.

Te'Shen |

Te'Shen wrote:Very close. So Close in fact I'll give it to you. It was RED 2.John Kretzer wrote:John Kretzer wrote:So no one knows this one? I am shocked!
Here is another one...
I: "They say you're a legend around here. I've, um, I've never heard of you. Must have been a bit before my time."
V: [escapes her handcuffs and takes him down] "Well, you've heard of me know."Ok... uhhmmm... RED maybe?
No. The scene like that has two guys. I'll keep thinking.
That makes sense. R(etired) E(xtremely) D(angerous) I and II would have a bit of same setups where younger adversaries would underestimate older persons. It's pretty much the main running gag. I've never read the comics, but I have seen both movies. It's just that I've seen the first a couple of times while the second only once.

Itchy |

Imbicatus wrote:Where were you when I gave that quote earlier? (OK, I only said "heads" over and over, but still.)Itchy wrote:Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead. I haven't seen that since AP lit in high school...Itchy wrote:G: I think I have it. A man talking sense to himself is no madder than a man talking nonsense not to himself.
R: Or just as mad.
G: Or just as mad.
R: And he does both.
G: So there you are.
R: Stark raving sane.No takers? Here's another one, same film:
[flipping coin]
R: Hmmm. Heads. Heads. Heads. Heads. Heads. Heads. Heads. Heads. Heads. Heads. Heads. Heads. Heads. Heads. Heads. Heads. Heads. Heads.
[G grabs the coin, checks both sides, then tosses it back to R]
R: Heads.
[G pulls a coin out of his own pocket and flips it]
R: Bet? Heads I win?
[G looks at coin and tosses it to R]
R: Again? Heads.
Um... Elsewhere. I didn't read the whole thread before jumping in to the game. However, I love Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead. I need to rewatch that film.

John Kretzer |

Okay here are some more
"I understand that my niece and my nephew are sending little love notes to the local minister suggesting he gargle with broken glass or eat a rat-poison omelette!"
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"(just before running over an assassin with the minivan) These f+~@ers get younger every year."
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"Hey, hey, hey, hey-now. Don't be mean; we don't have to be mean, cuz, remember, no matter where you go, there you are."
All right somebody got one of these...but what about the others?

Tacticslion |

Tacticslion wrote:you are right. It is wrong.Quote:... this looks wrong, but is this Buffy the Vampire Slayer?PV:"Back, spawn of Satan!"
JD: "Oh, really?"
JD: "You have to have faith for this to work on me!"
Are you talking about the series (and thus hating Joss Whedon hate) or the original film? :D
(Obviously my answer was wrong, as someone else had gotten it before me. It's been a regretfully long time since I watched the film. I now recall more closely how that scene goes.)
*Buffy holds forth a cross*
Vampire: You think you can harm me with your pathetic faith?
*Smirking, he places a hand on the cross, which bursts into flame*
Buffy: No - with my keen fashion sense!
*Sprays hairspray, causing a fireball to light up into his face*
So they're not the same at all. Similar concept about weak faith, or whatever. :P
(I do need to see that film again.)

Fallen_Mage |

John Kretzer wrote:Okay here are some more
"I understand that my niece and my nephew are sending little love notes to the local minister suggesting he gargle with broken glass or eat a rat-poison omelette!"
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"(just before running over an assassin with the minivan) These f+~@ers get younger every year."
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"Hey, hey, hey, hey-now. Don't be mean; we don't have to be mean, cuz, remember, no matter where you go, there you are."
All right somebody got one of these...but what about the others?
The first one is Silver Bullet.

John Kretzer |

John Kretzer wrote:The first one is Silver Bullet.John Kretzer wrote:Okay here are some more
"I understand that my niece and my nephew are sending little love notes to the local minister suggesting he gargle with broken glass or eat a rat-poison omelette!"
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"(just before running over an assassin with the minivan) These f+~@ers get younger every year."
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"Hey, hey, hey, hey-now. Don't be mean; we don't have to be mean, cuz, remember, no matter where you go, there you are."
All right somebody got one of these...but what about the others?
You are correct Sir.

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John Kretzer wrote:Okay here are some more
"I understand that my niece and my nephew are sending little love notes to the local minister suggesting he gargle with broken glass or eat a rat-poison omelette!"
--------------------------------------------------------------------------
"(just before running over an assassin with the minivan) These f+~@ers get younger every year."
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"Hey, hey, hey, hey-now. Don't be mean; we don't have to be mean, cuz, remember, no matter where you go, there you are."
All right somebody got one of these...but what about the others?
Last one is The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension

John Kretzer |

John Kretzer wrote:Last one is The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th DimensionJohn Kretzer wrote:Okay here are some more
"I understand that my niece and my nephew are sending little love notes to the local minister suggesting he gargle with broken glass or eat a rat-poison omelette!"
--------------------------------------------------------------------------
"(just before running over an assassin with the minivan) These f+~@ers get younger every year."
--------------------------------------------------------------------------
"Hey, hey, hey, hey-now. Don't be mean; we don't have to be mean, cuz, remember, no matter where you go, there you are."
All right somebody got one of these...but what about the others?
You are correct. One left.