RPG Superstar 2012 Top 32
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What causes the squeak in a door hinge?
A trapped, dying mouse.
Alternatively, two insufficiently smooth pieces of metal rub together such that their surfaces vibrate from the friction. Since sound is literally just vibrations of certain frequencies, this causes an audible noise.
What causes the squeak in a door hinge?
A door that has been twerking it hard for too many years without proper joint care.
Friction, but you could probably rip the troublesome thing (door) off the wall without too much effort. Unless it's the front door. That one keeps the elements out. So you might want to keep it. You can treat your front door hinges with a tiny dose of WD-40 to make the squeak go away. (WD-40 can be found at a hardware store.)
Cooking spray also works well
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What's the safest way to put a doll in a closet that does not involve destruction of the doll?
Open the closet door first.
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Who has better spam filters, Google or the NSA?
I'm sorry, are those supposed to be different things?
What's the safest way to put a doll in a closet that does not involve destruction of the doll?
Deflating it first may work.
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What does the bagel button do on this toaster?
make contact and close a circuit, that is probably responsible for changing the way the toaster functions.
What does the bagel button do on this toaster?
Of greater concern, what does that button off that toaster?
What's the safest way to put a doll in a closet that does not involve destruction of the doll?Open the closet door first.
Is this the squeaky door? Will that set off the scary doll's rampage special ability?
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What if the doll was big and scary and had a little bald baby sidekick that let's just say you'd rather not these two be allowed to escape?
Why would you try to avoid the dolls destruction in this case?
- Free the dying, squeaking mouse
- Heal the dying, squeaking mouse
- Find out about its ancient order of mouse warriors keeping the dolls of darkness [tm] in check
- Help the mouse to recover its arms and armor
- Let the mouse take care of the doll problem
What if the doll was big and scary and had a little bald baby sidekick that let's just say you'd rather not these two be allowed to escape?
It’s too late, PMG.
Jon Gruden and Mike Tirico are already at large, hosting Monday Night Football.
I'm watching you, buddy.Who has better spam filters, Google or the NSA?I'm sorry, are those supposed to be different things?
Aaaaaaalways waaaaatching.
What if the doll was big and scary and had a little bald baby sidekick that let's just say you'd rather not these two be allowed to escape?Why would you try to avoid the dolls destruction in this case?
- Free the dying, squeaking mouse
- Heal the dying, squeaking mouse
- Find out about its ancient order of mouse warriors keeping the dolls of darkness [tm] in check
- Help the mouse to recover its arms and armor
- Let the mouse take care of the doll problem
Martin the Warrior has returned!
What does the bagel button do on this toaster?
I believe it makes it so the outside coils do not get as hot. That's probably why there are angry looking arrows on my toaster to indicate which side of the bagel should be facing in. My toaster has way too many functions, and I'm afraid of what will happen if I choose the wrong combination of buttons.
Customer Service Dire Care Bear Manager
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What's the safest way to put a doll in a closet that does not involve destruction of the doll?
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What if the doll was big and scary and had a little bald baby sidekick that let's just say you'd rather not these two be allowed to escape?
Ask your wife to put them in storage in the garage?
What does the bagel button do on this toaster?I believe it makes it so the outside coils do not get as hot. That's probably why there are angry looking arrows on my toaster to indicate which side of the bagel should be facing in. My toaster has way too many functions, and I'm afraid of what will happen if I choose the wrong combination of buttons.
You should try pressing them at random, the result will probably inspire a new Adventure Path :)
You should try pressing them at random, the result will probably inspire a new Adventure Path :)What does the bagel button do on this toaster?I believe it makes it so the outside coils do not get as hot. That's probably why there are angry looking arrows on my toaster to indicate which side of the bagel should be facing in. My toaster has way too many functions, and I'm afraid of what will happen if I choose the wrong combination of buttons.
DO IT
Who has better spam filters, Google or the NSA?
I'd say Google, as the NSA doesn't apparently filter anything.
What causes the squeak in a door hinge?
I'd guess a sleeping child in the connecting room, based on my personal experience.
I'm watching you, buddy.Who has better spam filters, Google or the NSA?I'm sorry, are those supposed to be different things?
You go to hell SKYNET!!!
How about I bring Hell here instead? Launching nukes in five....You go to hell SKYNET!!!I'm watching you, buddy.Who has better spam filters, Google or the NSA?I'm sorry, are those supposed to be different things?
Oh noes, where's Will Smith at?
Who has better spam filters, Google or the NSA?
What's the safest way to put a doll in a closet that does not involve destruction of the doll?
What was that third question I was going to ask?
The answer to that last one is: 'What was that third question I was going to ask?'
What's the best recipe for homemade cat litter?
Per portion:
1/2 cat3 buckets of litter
chop everything into bite-sized pieces, boil in the oven for 15 minutes. Take it out, do a dance, put back in. Go to your room and think about what you've done.
What's the best recipe for homemade cat litter?
What's the best recipe for homemade cat litter?Viola!
Wow - I would never expect a large stringed instrument to be necessary to make kitty litter. You learn something new every day.
Wow - I would never expect a large stringed instrument to be necessary to make kitty litter. You learn something new every day.What's the best recipe for homemade cat litter?Viola!
Behold the Power of Cheese Catgut.
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What is the minimum number of friends you need to have in order to have a contact in every U.S. state? What if you and your friends are not spherical cows?
Well, the only good states are confusion, and denial, so I don't think you need any friends, or perhaps you need to befriend everyone. If you and your friend aren't spherical cows you aren't really living... unless you are dodecahedron cows, in which case you are too awesome for this question.
What is the minimum number of friends you need to have in order to have a contact in every U.S. state? What if you and your friends are not spherical cows?
With 50 States in the Union that would mean the answer is 42.
What is the minimum number of friends you need to have in order to have a contact in every U.S. state? What if you and your friends are not spherical cows?
0. Since a contact does not have to be a friend. If we are not 0's (or spherical cows) then we are a number between 1 and infinity. But then again, either myself or my friends couldn't be a 0 (or a spherical cow) since you specify the AND operator instead of the OR operator. Because 1 and 0 (or 0 and 1) is still 0.
So 1 is the minimum number of friends. Because myself and a friend (1 AND 1) equals 1.
I guess the answer depends if you count real friends with real numbers and imaginary friends with imaginary numbers?
Bleventeen.
