Time for the Tomb of Borrors!

[JRR Tolkien]

Alissa: Ok you are behind Nasty..yes? The creature howls in pain as your arrow sinks into its ectoplasmic flesh

DM:

1 31/55

The chandelier in the far northwest corner falls in an explosion of glass

The spectre flies over and attacks Jenny: Cold Hands: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (6) + 3 = 9 Brrrr: 1d8 ⇒ 7

[CR500Wasp]

JRR Tolkien wrote:

Cr500cricket wrote:

Disappears permanently

Cricket: Apparently we have different definitions of permanently

I am Cr500Wasp not Cr500Cricket

[CR500Wasp]

They can't avoid this
Positive energy loves hurting spectres: 2d6 + 2 ⇒ (1, 6) + 2 = 9
my knife: 1d20 ⇒ 15
vengeance is mine: 1d4 ⇒ 4

[The Nasty Orc]

Swings his gore covered axe at the spectres.

Fort Save: 1d20 + 16 ⇒ (5) + 16 = 21

Axe Crush: 1d20 + 12 ⇒ (19) + 12 = 311d12 + 10 ⇒ (4) + 10 = 14

"Me no likely your bad touching me. Me touch you back with axe and no more bad touchy by you."

[JRR Tolkien]

Wasp: Oh silly me, how did I confuse two. So by attacking with your knife you have to move into the room into the southeast square. Do you still wish to do this?

The spectres scream in pain and eyeball the wasp priest with hatred.

DM:

S1 22/55, S2 46/55

[JRR Tolkien]

Nasty: You easily make your fort save! and lay into the wounded spectre with a nasty gash.

It attacks back!

Cold Hands: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (3) + 3 = 6 Brrrr: 1d8 ⇒ 4

DM:

S1 8/55, S2 46/55

[Nesod the Monkchinegun]

Can I try Knowledges?

[JRR Tolkien]

Nesod: Of course you can, what specifically are you trying to find out?

[Jenny the Jellymancer]

Jump out of the way!!!: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (2) + 5 = 7
The cube does try a backflip, in honour of Full BAB in plate, but no. The chandelier doesn't have very long to fall, though, given her size.

[Ranger Alissa]

Take This: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (4) + 2 = 6
you deserve This: 1d8 + 2 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 2 + 1 = 6
Blast, this new body does not work right.

[AM SORCERER TOO]

AM TOO taps his staff on the ground again and a force of dragonic energy activates the weapon. He fires and Arane Ray at the closest spectre.

1d1d20 + 5 ⇒ (16) + 5 = 21

2d6 + 4 ⇒ (5, 1) + 4 = 10

[JRR Tolkien]

Jenny: The chandelier falls a little quicker than you anticipated for Glass: 2d6 ⇒ (2, 5) = 7

Alissa: Your arrow whooshes by the spectre doing no damage

AMS: Your blast of draconic energy turns one of the spectres into burned ectoplasmic gunk

The other spectre turns and attacks Nesod, 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (14) + 3 = 17 for Brrrr: 1d8 ⇒ 3

DM:

S2 46/55 jenny in 4

[Jenny the Jellymancer]

Okay... I took a nifty feat some time ago... Natural spell!

Grease on the remaining spook's violin! BURBLE!

[CR500Wasp]

I'm going to put said knife back in my pocket.
Anyone need healing?

[JRR Tolkien]

Jenny: Greasy Mess: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (20) + 3 = 23 The spectre dances away from your grease spell with all the grace of a russian ballerina

Wasp: Ok then, You are in the hallway with AMS

DM:

jenny in 4 S2 46/55

[CR500Wasp]

another blast of positive energy:
*angelic choirs sing*: 2d6 + 2 ⇒ (4, 4) + 2 = 10

[Ranger Alissa]

Someone give me a melee weapon. Maybe I will have better luck.

[AM HEALER]

I use a greater turning attempt. I'm old school that way.

1d20 + 12 ⇒ (10) + 12 = 22

I WILL STOP YOUR INFERNAL FIDDLING ONCE AND FOR ALL.

Seriously. This is worse than a Yanni concert.

[JRR Tolkien]

Wasp: The spectre cries out in pain

Alissa: The more you practice with this new body the better you will be

AMH: The spectre backs away from your holy might

DM:

S 36/55

[Ranger Alissa]

One more try: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (7) + 2 = 9
Hope this hurts: 1d8 + 2 + 1 ⇒ (6) + 2 + 1 = 9
#~~^

[AM SORCERER TOO]

That's some hard computation. I thought half-orcs didn't have the brain cells for that sort.

[Ranger Alissa]

Watch it Am S. Only the outside is a ~%%{ half-orc. The inside has not changed.

[Nesod the Monkchinegun]

*Chuckles*

[CR500Wasp]

ok casting summon weapon Mwk Greataxe for Alissa

[JRR Tolkien]

Wasp: A Mwk axe appears

[CR500Wasp]

Tosses it to Alissa
Catch!
It will only last for two min. use it well

[AM SORCERER TOO]

*Conjures a giant flyswatter and a can of insecticide labeled Bug-Off*

[Ranger Alissa]

Hassan Chop: 1d20 + 12 ⇒ (11) + 12 = 23
I cannot tell a lie: 1d10 + 6 ⇒ (8) + 6 = 14

That's better.

[CR500Wasp]

AMS what are you doing?... ._.
backs away

[JRR Tolkien]

Alissa: You lay into the spectre with a mighty blow, it howls in pain as your axe sinks deeply into its buttocks.

Wasp: If I didn't know better I'd say it was for you but we don't do PvP in this game

DM:

S 22/55 turned

[CR500Wasp]

Another burst of positive energy to banish this spectre once and for all.
channeled fury: 10d6 + 10 ⇒ (2, 5, 4, 6, 1, 4, 5, 3, 6, 3) + 10 = 49

[Ranger Alissa]

Hurry with the swatter and spray. I'm being bugged.

[AM SORCERER TOO]

CR500Wasp wrote:

AMS what are you doing?... ._.

backs away

Sorry, I thought the axe was for me.

Drops his conjurations and strikes the remaining with his quarterstaff.

1d20 + 1 + 4 ⇒ (10) + 1 + 4 = 15

2d6 + 4 ⇒ (5, 1) + 4 = 10

[The Nasty Orc]

He parries the spectre's feeble attack and follows up with his own strike.

You deserve this: 1d20 + 16 ⇒ (7) + 16 = 231d12 + 11 ⇒ (5) + 11 = 16

"Stop trying to touch me bad touchy things. Me make you stop now."

[JRR Tolkien]

All: Congratulations the spectres are destroyed all that remains are their 2 violins. The spectres have no treasure. Their is a golden door in the northeast corner

[CR500Wasp]

Good fight guys. Anyone injured?

[Ranger Alissa]

Great, another spellchucker.

[CR500Wasp]

At least I could do something for a while
I don't mean this but my character dutifully obeys his goddess' three foci: lust, trickery and revenge

[JRR Tolkien]

Wasp: I believe when you channel energy it healed everyone up

[AM HEALER]

I DETECT MAGIC ON THE VIOLINS. IF THEY ARE NOT MAGICAL, I SMASH THEM WITH EXTREME PREJUDICE. IF THEY ARE, YOU MAY BE ABLE TO TALK ME OUT OF IT.

[CR500Wasp]

Hey the other cleric still exists

[JRR Tolkien]

AMH: THE VIOLINS RADIATE MAGIC

[Jenny the Jellymancer]

I BURBLE meaningfully at AM H not to smash them.

[Nesod the Monkchinegun]

Spellcraft: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (15) + 8 = 23

I pick up a violin and Spellcraft it. "tThis'll help me when I multiclass to Bard."

Perform(String Instrument): 1d20 - 2 ⇒ (8) - 2 = 6

[The Nasty Orc]

"Hmm Nesod why does the wood thing you have sound so much worse than when the ghosty guys played it?"

"It sounds like my Uncle Ragor when he was trying to mate with an Elephant."

[JRR Tolkien]

Nesod: The violins have strong transmutation magic on them, also of note each one has 5 strings. By and by your playing is only slightly less annoying than the cacophany produced by the spectres

DM:

Nesod has violin 1

Nasty: I am grateful I never met uncle ragor during mating season

[Jenny the Jellymancer]

I turn back into human.

"Hmmm... harmonic vibrations probably is what sent the chandeliers our way. Plinking them might not be the best idea."

[Ranger Alissa]

I want to know how the cricket made it out alive.

[Jenny the Jellymancer]

"It... Burp!... didn't."

[The Nasty Orc]

JRR Tolkien wrote:

Nesod: The violins have strong transmutation magic on them, also of note each one has 5 strings. By and by your playing is only slightly less annoying than the cacophany produced by the spectres

** spoiler omitted **

Nasty: I am grateful I never met uncle ragor during mating season

""Yeah everyone and most things tries to stay away from Uncle Ragor during mating season."