Time for the Tomb of Borrors!

[Ranger Alissa]

Probably ate the same fish the 30 foot water creature ate.

[The Nasty Orc]

Hey Nesod you eating your bacon and stuff? I am hungry.

[JRR Tolkien]

Nasty: You are welcome to eat Nesod's breakfast as well as any remaining table scraps

[Nesod the Monkchinegun]

"Gave it away. Sorry. Want some of my rations? And by the way, Liss, you look lovely this morning."

[Ranger Alissa]

*Hmph*

[Nesod the Monkchinegun]

"And AM S! Very Draconic!"

[Jenny the Jellymancer]

"Hmmm... this smell is getting disturbing. Ah well, I hope I'll process the sahuagin soon enough, so I won't have to smell like fish all day."

[Nesod the Monkchinegun]

"Oh, it's not noticeable."

[AM SORCERER TOO]

Nesod the Monkchinegun wrote:

"And AM S! Very Draconic!"

Why thank you. Feeling charismatic more and more of the time.

[The Nasty Orc]

"Fish smell good. Tasty smell like something I would eat. That good right you want to smell edible right?"

[Nesod the Monkchinegun]

"Not really, thank you."

[The Nasty Orc]

Sniffs Nesod and wrinkles his nose at him.

"Well then you are doing a good job cause you don't smell so good that I would want to eat you."

[Nesod the Monkchinegun]

"It's my...rebirth."

[AM HEALER]

I CAN ALWAYS JUST EAT THE BEATING HEARTS OF MY ENEMIES.

[Nesod the Monkchinegun]

"So...you have the heart of a true hero...in your backpack?"

[The Nasty Orc]

"No hearts in my backpack. I never have food as I always eat it."

"So where are we going now? What is next?"

[JRR Tolkien]

Nasty: Excellent question, you are all a days travel to liverton, your last outpost before a treacherous journey into the boorior peaks

[Ranger Alissa]

I thank the refugees for their hospitality and start heading to liverton.

Who names their town after cattle innards?

[The Nasty Orc]

He follows Alissa as she is the boss.

"Where are we going now boss?"

[JRR Tolkien]

Alissa:Just trying to keep with the theme man You all make it to Liverton as night is beginning to fall. Thanks to the relatively fertile farmlands that produce dependable harvests of apples, grapes and other fruit, Liverton seems much more prosperous than lichberg.

[Nesod the Monkchinegun]

Anyone know anything about phylacteries? oh, and the Dark One and the mines of Booria?

[JRR Tolkien]

Rumor Table: 1d20 ⇒ 1

Nesod: The jeweler in town "Eveneye" may know about "Jewelry"

Roll Result:The villager you speak to claims to know something useful, "but i have to work hard so hard to make money to buy food, my memories gone all cloudy"

[The Nasty Orc]

Nasty tries talking nice with the villagers and finding out what is going on in Liverton.

He attempts diplomacy Intimidate: 1d20 + 12 ⇒ (17) + 12 = 29.

"Hey tasty looking person what can you tell me about this town? Are we close to the Mines of Booria?"

[JRR Tolkien]

Nasty: The villager soils himself and then tells you that the mines are about 4 or 5 days journey into the boorior peaks

[Nesod the Monkchinegun]

I hand him 3 gold pieces.

[AM SORCERER TOO]

...and some toilet paper.

[JRR Tolkien]

Result: 1d20 ⇒ 5

The thing that dwells there...I don't know his name..experimented with poison. Some of the poison seeped into the ground and permanently contaminated the ground around the mines

[The Nasty Orc]

"What about the one whose name shall not be talked about? Is he around here?"

[JRR Tolkien]

Nasty: No one knows who you are referring to

[AM HEALER]

ARE THERE ANY WITNESSES IF I WERE TO KILL THIS PEASANT?

I MAKE SURE I ASK THAT LOUD ENOUGH FOR HIM TO HEAR.

[JRR Tolkien]

AMH: If this poor villagers bowels were not emptied they are now.

"Ok Ok, Up until the day he died, my father claimed he saw a ghost up by the mines. He said it looked like a giant cockroach with a human skull for a head. The thing just cackled at him and dissapeared."

[Ranger Alissa]

AMH, You better stock up on cure poison potions and spells.

[AM HEALER]

OF COURSE. I AM THE MOST BADASS HEALER OF THEM ALL.

[The Nasty Orc]

"You are Pretty BADASS AM HEALER !!!" Gives him a high five.

"So can I eat the giant cockroach with the human skull for a head Alissa .. PLEASE !!!!!"

[Nesod the Monkchinegun]

"I want the skull though."

[The Nasty Orc]

"Can I taste the skull first? Just a bite? A lot of times that is where the best flavor is."

[Nesod the Monkchinegun]

"You can swallow humans whole! NO!!!"

[Ranger Alissa]

Lets not divvy up things until we actually have them.

[JRR Tolkien]

The lone place to stay in town is "The Welcome Wench", if any of you wish to procure anything for your upcoming journey this will be the last town for a loooooooong time.

[Nesod the Monkchinegun]

"What's that about wenches? Also, food, rope, grappling hooks, earplugs, smoked goggles, wax, maps, cleats, two bandoleers, a cool looking mask, a couple extra spellbooks, two extra spell component pouches and a partridge in a pear tree."

[JRR Tolkien]

Nesod:I believe your womanizing days is ovah

At the northern edge of town is a mountaineering/adventurers emporium.

[AM SORCERER TOO]

Good, I need some lotion. I'm starting to shed my scales. It itches.

[Nesod the Monkchinegun]

I hand the shopkeeper my shopping list.

[JRR Tolkien]

"Ah Good sirs, yes we have all that please feel free to look around"

[Nesod the Monkchinegun]

"Do you have knowledge of any other parties who have visited the Mines of Booria?"

[JRR Tolkien]

Nesod: The shopkeeper says

"Many have gone to the mines looking for treasure, but none have returned. The greedy folks deserved their fates. Don't you think that if the mines held treasure that someone would have found it a long time ago? I don't think there's anything in there."

[Nesod the Monkchinegun]

"We're looking for a...godslaying artifact, I believe. Not treasure. We could do that anywhere. I dunno."

[JRR Tolkien]

Hey whatever floats your boat, so see anything you need

[AM HEALER]

I SPEND MY TIME PETTING THIS STRAY KITTEN I FOUND. I LOVE KITTENS.

[AM SORCERER TOO]

Am Too looks at Am Healer in antisipation and dread.