Icyshadow |
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Bah, we should have made an uprising against the rich ages ago. We're still just fiddling around even after the whole Snowden revelation over in the US. And sorry to be the bringer of bad news Mikaze, but the rich are going to take the hot alien ladies as well as the lands from the new planets before we can get to them, because none of us have gotten the guillotines ready in time. We'll be slaves to them there like we're slaves to them here now, and the alien chicks will most likely suffer the same fate. Yeah, and people have the nerve to ask me why I have misanthropic tendencies.
LazarX |
let's go. who's with me?
Like many such stories there is more hyperbole than fact.
Technically speaking, using classical definitions of the habitable zone, there are three planets in Sol's habitable zone? How many of them are actually habitable? The answer is one, and that's largely because it got lucky enough to have a freaky large moon to stabilize it's axis.
Actually even the term "habitable zone" is questionable. There are a lot of science writers who use that zone too broadly when even now, we've come to recognise that our sun's zone is actually a lot more narrow than the classic boundaries for it. IF Earth had been a little closer we'd have wound up like Venus, a bit farther and we'd be an iceball only with a denser atmosphere than Mars. The real key is having just that right balance of temperature and pressure that water can exist in all three states, liquid, solid, and vapor.
Alexander Augunas Contributor |
Icyshadow wrote:And sorry to be the bringer of bad news Mikaze, but the rich are going to take the hot alien ladies as well as the lands from the new planets before we can get to them,I will fight literally everyone if that's what it takes to boldly go.
But would you fight a being of absolute Law and Good with five burning wings?
Mikaze |
Mikaze wrote:But would you fight a being of absolute Law and Good with five burning wings?Icyshadow wrote:And sorry to be the bringer of bad news Mikaze, but the rich are going to take the hot alien ladies as well as the lands from the new planets before we can get to them,I will fight literally everyone if that's what it takes to boldly go.
That which stands in the way of hot hot interplanetary peace and understanding must be punched.
It's okay though. I'll forgive him eventually.
Spanky the Leprechaun |
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Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:let's go. who's with me?Will be safe and will you protect us?
Let me put it to you this way:
when we're going to the giant obviously alien built megastructure on the planet that looks like the first level of Dante's hell, I won't say "no. We don't need those. This is a scientific expedition," when you start breaking out the chain guns.Slaunyeh |
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Let me put it to you this way:
when we're going to the giant obviously alien built megastructure on the planet that looks like the first level of Dante's hell, I won't say "no. We don't need those. This is a scientific expedition," when you start breaking out the chain guns.
Aww maaan. We've only uncovered buildings full of unknown alien artefacts, but not one single living alien. And we've been here for, like, 20 minutes. This trip was such a waste!
GregH |
Someone remind me again why aliens visiting earth is impossible when we've got inhabitable planets within a reasonable driving distance?
Because 22 light years is only a "short distance" when you consider a galaxy is 100,000 light years across. When you realize that no one has yet disproven that faster than light speed is impossible, it's still a lllooonnngggg way away.
Greg
The 8th Dwarf |
It is theoretically possible to fold or bend space time to allow for travel over great distances without the need to travel faster than light. The energy required and the tech to do it is way beyond us at this time.
Then again if you can negate mass by suppressing the Higgs Field you could get close to the speed of light.
GregH |
It is theoretically possible to fold or bend space time to allow for travel over great distances without the need to travel faster than light. The energy required and the tech to do it is way beyond us at this time.
Then again if you can negate mass by suppressing the Higgs Field you could get close to the speed of light.
I'd be interested in any references. Last I read the amount of energy required to create a wormhole exceeded the amount of energy currently existing in the universe.
Greg
yellowdingo |
let's go. who's with me?
Lets point those Satellites and telescopes at Proxima Centauri until we know everything about that star system and its planetary bodies. Don't offer me worlds around 'other' stars that are further away. Show me a planet in Orbit around Proxima with near-earth conditions we can colonize...
The 8th Dwarf |
In 2012, physicist Harold White and collaborators announced that modifying the geometry of exotic matter could reduce the mass–energy requirements for a macroscopic space ship from the equivalent of the planet Jupiter to that of the Voyager 1 spacecraft (~700 kg)[3] or less,[15] and stated their intent to perform small-scale experiments in constructing warp fields.[3] White proposed changing the shape of the warp bubble from a sphere to a doughnut shape.[16][17] Furthermore, if the intensity of the space warp can be oscillated over time, the energy required is reduced even more.[3] According to White, the idea could be tested in a lab by utilizing a modified Michelson-Morley interferometer. One of the legs of the interferometer would appear to be a slightly different length when the test devices were energised.[15]
yellowdingo |
In 2012, physicist Harold White and collaborators announced that modifying the geometry of exotic matter could reduce the mass–energy requirements for a macroscopic space ship from the equivalent of the planet Jupiter to that of the Voyager 1 spacecraft (~700 kg)[3] or less,[15] and stated their intent to perform small-scale experiments in constructing warp fields.[3] White proposed changing the shape of the warp bubble from a sphere to a doughnut shape.[16][17] Furthermore, if the intensity of the space warp can be oscillated over time, the energy required is reduced even more.[3] According to White, the idea could be tested in a lab by utilizing a modified Michelson-Morley interferometer. One of the legs of the interferometer would appear to be a slightly different length when the test devices were energised.[15]
Phutt! Smells like someone wants funding and will say any old crap. Voyager will take 76 thousand years to get to Proxima. We can test their engine en route...
Celestial Healer |
Mikaze wrote:But would you fight a being of absolute Law and Good with five burning wings?Icyshadow wrote:And sorry to be the bringer of bad news Mikaze, but the rich are going to take the hot alien ladies as well as the lands from the new planets before we can get to them,I will fight literally everyone if that's what it takes to boldly go.
I read this as "wangs".
What? They're aliens.
LazarX |
srsly though, NASA, hurry already
Hurry up and what? NASA can't break the laws of physics, and it can only use the science and engineering we have at the moment. Given that all of our science says that FTL isn't practical for the forseeable future, I'd ask again... Hurry up and what?
Mikaze |
Mikaze wrote:srsly though, NASA, hurry alreadyHurry up and what? NASA can't break the laws of physics, and it can only use the science and engineering we have at the moment. Given that all of our science says that FTL isn't practical for the forseeable future, I'd ask again... Hurry up and what?
Literalism destroys families dude.
Mikaze |
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Mikaze I have to ask. If we do find sapient alien life what makes you think they would find humans attractive enough to have some of that hot hot interplanetary peace with?
They probably would probably want to be just friends and humans would be phased into the inter-species friend zone.
THAT'S @#$%ING QUITTER TALK
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BigNorseWolf |
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BigNorseWolf wrote:Someone remind me again why aliens visiting earth is impossible when we've got inhabitable planets within a reasonable driving distance?Because this is reality and nothing cool ever happens here.
History is full of really cool stuff that was never going to happen.
Marvintheradioheadhit |
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Oh wow. I get to be forcibly shut down then shot through space only to be woken up in time for the inaugural Pan-Galactic Interspecies Ponking Festival. "Oh, Marvin, film this!" "Oh, Marvin, hold this device that vibrates at exactly the right frequency to make your insides rattle like a Vauxhall Cavalier going full pelt down a cobbled street!" "Oh, Marvin, is it true that you can dispense lube through a firehose?" Whoopee doopee doopee doo. I'm touched, purely because you bothered to consider how much I might hate something like that before making me do it. Thankyou. Really, thankyou. Thanks.