Big worded ones -
The Irrepressible Suzerain (I.e. Unstoppable Master)
The Redoubtable Combatant (I.e. Formidable Fighter)
Normal but silly ones -
Mountains Fist
Dragon's Tongue
Man of 1,000 Fingers (meant to say techniques)
The Quick Tortoise
Rabbit's Foot
The Nailed Hammer
Normal over the top -
Master of All Masters
Emperor of Fists
King of Kicks
The Human Tidal Wave
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Anyways, just a bunch of randomness. Haha. Maybe one of these sparked an idea.
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Being best most perfect steal fist man
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Kai, The Chosen One.
He has 5 billion Echo-cast subscribers to his popular show, Kai's Corner. And he owes Marcus $9.
Kai, The Wave of Destruction
Kai of the Hurricane Fist
Kai, The Unstoppable Force
or...
Kai, The Chosen One.
He has 5 billion Echo-cast subscribers to his popular show, Kai's Corner. And he owes Marcus $9.
Yes.
Also, since you said you were just skimming titles, "The Humanoid Typhoon" is not a title that Vash bestowed upon himself. It is a title that the insurance company bestowed upon him to justify classifying him as a natural disaster, since wherever he goes destruction follows in his wake (through no fault of his own; he's a technical pacifist). They got tired of paying through the nose for regular property damage and decided to classify him as a natural disaster to cut their losses.
So basically there's flood insurance, fire insurance, and Vash insurance.
The relevance of this is that perhaps it's better to have the title come from your accomplishments later down the line, instead of from the start.
Also also, watch Trigun. It's one of the greats.
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Let's see, how over-the-top can I get ...
'The Fist That Shatters The Storms'?
I gotta +1 the trumpet player's "steal" fist. It's only wrong when written, but it's funny.
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The Killer Meteor
The Master of 10,000 Glorious Swallows
The Master of 10,000 Glorious Swallows
Win.
Just don't use mine, and you'll live to see the next 5 seconds.
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He was impressed by a tale of a master who beat back a hurricane with his mastery of martial arts, and so chose the title 'Kai, Breaker of Wind.'
He could carry that theme on, using boasts that mean something completely else (of which he is completely unaware), such as bragging about how he can hold his breath for hours by saying, 'You cannot drown one such as I, who have slept with the fishes!'
He might brag about how his training includes the secrets of 'silken steel' (whipping cloth around so that it can cut or pierce flesh) by claiming that he spent long hours learning how to 'push rope.'
Tatewaki Kuno from Ranma says that everyone calls him 'the Blue Thunder of Furinkan', though it is revealed that he came up with that nickname for himself and is the only one who uses it.
But if you want to go completely over the top nothing beats stealing the taglines of the one true God...
"Greetings! I am Kai... Your Lord and Savior."
"I am your Lord and Savior... But you can call me Kai... Or your lordship"
Or 'Kai the obviously and understandably very (raises one eyebrow) VERY unchaste. Fancy a drink, milady?"
"I'm sometimes referred to as Kai, the reason your wife left you..."
"Oh. that wasn't your wife... how extra horrible for you then... what were we talking about?"
"They call me Kai... The Pied Piper of [redacted]tang...."
Kai of the whirling limbs,
The one true Kai,
The beast from the east (Hunh? Hunh? That one's pretty good)
or king, I mean that's just stupid. I mean, who ever heard of a King Kai?
You could also name him Kai the Fist Wielding Hitchhiker.
Or Kai "My Top Spins Faster Than Yours" Hiwatari
Actually, Kai is a font of these. Just replace the middle name with "I Invented The Word Impossible" or "I Am The Champ, Whether You Like It Or Not".
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Glad I'm not the only one that constantly refers to Monks fisting things.
this fisting threads making me worried
Remember this!
This Fist will open a hole in space, and that hole will become a road for those to follow!
The hopes of the fallen and the hopes of those to come...
Fisting those feelings into a double helix, I'll fist a hole to the future!
My Fist is the Fist that will Fist the Heavens!
The Furious Fister?
Lord Dudefellow
MacFansypants
Humbler of Humility
Kai the Fun Guy
Hieromonk
Kai the Fun Guy
Savior of the Mushroom Kingdom.
Kai of the Cobra Clan
Kai, Merciless Master of Wang Chung and Gangnam Style
Kai of the Thousand Bladed Crimson River Clan
Unsinkable.
Imperator Rex Kai Dux Bellorum
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Remember this!
This Fist will open a hole in space, and that hole will become a road for those to follow!
The hopes of the fallen and the hopes of those to come...
Fisting those feelings into a double helix, I'll fist a hole to the future!
My Fist is the Fist that will Fist the Heavens!
I don't know if I can ever watch Gurren Lagan the same way again.
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"I am Kaimon Kasshu, the King of Hearts and this hand of mine is BURNING RED! Its loud roar tells me to grasp victory! ERUPTING BURNING FISTER!"
Kai, Xerxes (Persian name meaning monarch) of the Planes.
Jeddidiah Pious "the humble"
Or Chauncey, cause anyone named Chauncey sounds like a pompous ass
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You could also name him Kai the Fist Wielding Hitchhiker.
Or Kai "My Top Spins Faster Than Yours" Hiwatari
Actually, Kai is a font of these. Just replace the middle name with "I Invented The Word Impossible" or "I Am The Champ, Whether You Like It Or Not".
Now you're on to something. Middle names...
Kai ... Wait for it ... Sir
