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I blame Cosmo for Rysky still having the capacity to feel sorry for people.It wasn't relevant to the blaming of Cosmo for being in close proximity to her for ~14 hours of travel time. As in, she was practically in my lap for much of the plane and car ride, and, during the car ride, there was always an awkwardness as anytime we wanted to buckle our seat belts there a liberal amount of butt touching was an inevitable result.Partially, yes, but she's also been in a committed relationship for the last few years and we suspect she'll be getting engaged soon. Plus, there's also a healthy dose of realistic expectations involved. We don't exactly have much in common and very little to really talk about (I've tried).I blame Cosmo even more that one of the 5 people coming with us is my sisters best friend whom I am attracted to and had to spend so many hours in close physical contact with unable to do anything (she's completely out of my league).*SMACK*
I Blame Cosmo for Tels' anxiety and low self-esteem getting in the way of him talking to/ asking out/ANYTHING the girl he is attracted to.
*SMACK* *SMACK*
I Blame Cosmo for Tels leaving out this VERY pertinent piece of information.
No, but it made me feel sorry for you!
I Blame Cosmo for me pitying Tels when he withhold information.
I am slowly but surely losing that unique and rare ability.
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I Blame Cosmo for Rysky's questionable grammar. That should have been "withholds" or "withheld", each presenting a different—but still grammatically correct—phrase. For shame!It wasn't relevant to the blaming of Cosmo for being in close proximity to her for ~14 hours of travel time. As in, she was practically in my lap for much of the plane and car ride, and, during the car ride, there was always an awkwardness as anytime we wanted to buckle our seat belts there a liberal amount of butt touching was an inevitable result.Partially, yes, but she's also been in a committed relationship for the last few years and we suspect she'll be getting engaged soon. Plus, there's also a healthy dose of realistic expectations involved. We don't exactly have much in common and very little to really talk about (I've tried).I blame Cosmo even more that one of the 5 people coming with us is my sisters best friend whom I am attracted to and had to spend so many hours in close physical contact with unable to do anything (she's completely out of my league).*SMACK*
I Blame Cosmo for Tels' anxiety and low self-esteem getting in the way of him talking to/ asking out/ANYTHING the girl he is attracted to.
*SMACK* *SMACK*
I Blame Cosmo for Tels leaving out this VERY pertinent piece of information.
No, but it made me feel sorry for you!
I Blame Cosmo for me pitying Tels when he withhold information.
My apologies.
I Blame Cosmo for Autocorrect being an A%!++@#.
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I Blame Cosmo for Feros picking up on a grammar error by Rysky before I did...thus denying me some payback for all the times she has picked up grammar and spelling errors in my post.
I Blame Cosmo for having to mow the lawn today...for the first time in at least 5 years.
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It's Cosmo's fault that I've got so many Paizo books that I can't keep track of them anymore, and I just bought a second copy of Ships of the Inner Sea today, having forgotten that I already have one.
If it was one of the books I used so much that I *need* a second copy, like the Core Rulebook, that would be different!
It's also Cosmo's fault that I have a space on my shelf dedicated to extra copies of books I accidentally have more than one of, and Ships of the Inner Sea is the fourth Paizo book in that space...
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It's Cosmo's fault that I've got so many Paizo books that I can't keep track of them anymore, and I just bought a second copy of Ships of the Inner Sea today, having forgotten that I already have one.
If it was one of the books I used so much that I *need* a second copy, like the Core Rulebook, that would be different!
It's also Cosmo's fault that I have a space on my shelf dedicated to extra copies of books I accidentally have more than one of, and Ships of the Inner Sea is the fourth Paizo book in that space...
My Dad and I have the same problem with any book at times. My suggestion is make a list.
I Blame Cosmo for Set not being generous with his extra copies of books and not giving them away to friends.
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I blame Cosmo for Rysky not responding in her very own 'ask' thread.
There's even a Wampus in there.
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I Blame Cosmo for the fact that I'm looking forward to tomorrow at the the security academy I signed up with. Something about a mock trial examination, with the class splitting into "defense" and "prosecution" teams and trying to convince a "jury" which I assume will be the teachers.
I Blame Cosmo that I'm beginning to wonder if I should've been a lawyer, because the prospect of blabbing statements and questioning people is fun to me.
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I Blame Cosmo for the fact that I'm looking forward to tomorrow at the the security academy I signed up with. Something about a mock trial examination, with the class splitting into "defense" and "prosecution" teams and trying to convince a "jury" which I assume will be the teachers.
I Blame Cosmo that I'm beginning to wonder if I should've been a lawyer, because the prospect of blabbing statements and questioning people is fun to me.
Good luck.
I Blame Cosmo for never having good luck myself.
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I Blame Cosmo for the fact that I'm looking forward to tomorrow at the the security academy I signed up with. Something about a mock trial examination, with the class splitting into "defense" and "prosecution" teams and trying to convince a "jury" which I assume will be the teachers.
I Blame Cosmo that I'm beginning to wonder if I should've been a lawyer, because the prospect of blabbing statements and questioning people is fun to me.
Good luck.
I Blame Cosmo for never having good luck myself.
Thanks ^-^.
I Blame Cosmo that like me (until recently), John Kretzer never has enough good luck to really matter.
I Blame Cosmo that things are starting to roll up [NAME REDACTED], though I suspect that as usual life will find a way to slap me off my cloud and stomp on my [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED] as it always does.
I Blame Cosmo that even though I'm paranoid about fickle Lady Luck getting jealous of my fiance again and deciding to b!^(# slap me silly, I'm still hoping for a positive outcome.
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I blame Cosmo for the intimate ~10 hours of travel time I get to 'look forward too' in the next few hours.
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I Blame Cosmo no one told me I had an Ask thread until now...
(Will check it out later, off to work atm :3)
I Blame Cosmo* for having told Rysky about his thread, but wrote it at the end of a wall of text on feat selection.
*(Am I doing this right? I'm not well-versed in Blamecosmomancy D: )
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I Blame Cosmo no one told me I had an Ask thread until now...
(Will check it out later, off to work atm :3)I Blame Cosmo* for having told Rysky about his thread, but wrote it at the end of a wall of text on feat selection.
*(Am I doing this right? I'm not well-versed in Blamecosmomancy D: )
No, you're doing just fine :3
(and I thought you were referring to the fact that was I asking you about feat selections...)
(Right, didn't consider it could have been taken that way <.<)
I blame Cosmo for the intimate ~10 hours of travel time I get to 'look forward too' in the next few hours.This one isn't engaged is she?
It's the same person. ~4 hour flight from Minneapolis to Seattle, then a layover followed by another ~4 hour flight from Seattle to Anchorage. After that, it's the drive home from Anchorage down to the Kenai Peninsula (3 hours depending on how much you speed).
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It's the same person. ~4 hour flight from Minneapolis to Seattle, then a layover followed by another ~4 hour flight from Seattle to Anchorage. After that, it's the drive home from Anchorage down to the Kenai Peninsula (3 hours depending on how much you speed).I blame Cosmo for the intimate ~10 hours of travel time I get to 'look forward too' in the next few hours.This one isn't engaged is she?
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-_-It's the same person. ~4 hour flight from Minneapolis to Seattle, then a layover followed by another ~4 hour flight from Seattle to Anchorage. After that, it's the drive home from Anchorage down to the Kenai Peninsula (3 hours depending on how much you speed).I blame Cosmo for the intimate ~10 hours of travel time I get to 'look forward too' in the next few hours.This one isn't engaged is she?
I'm travelling with my mother, father, my Sister(A)'s friend, and my Sister (B) on a trip to visit my Sister(A) who graduated from college. On the return flight, I'm traveling with my Mother, Father, Sister(A), Sister(A)'s wife, Sister(A)'s friend, and Sister (B).
The issue, is that I am attracted to my Sister(A)'s friend, but the friend is in a committed relationship and we expect she may be engaged in the near future. However, she is also going to attend college in Florida, so the relationship may, or may not, last.
We get along well enough, but more so in the capacity of her being my Sister(A)'s friend and me being her brother. I don't think there is a returned attraction, but we are fairly friendly with each other.
Is there any other information you would like to know?
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-_-It's the same person. ~4 hour flight from Minneapolis to Seattle, then a layover followed by another ~4 hour flight from Seattle to Anchorage. After that, it's the drive home from Anchorage down to the Kenai Peninsula (3 hours depending on how much you speed).I blame Cosmo for the intimate ~10 hours of travel time I get to 'look forward too' in the next few hours.This one isn't engaged is she?I'm travelling with my mother, father, my Sister(A)'s friend, and my Sister (B) on a trip to visit my Sister(A) who graduated from college. On the return flight, I'm traveling with my Mother, Father, Sister(A), Sister(A)'s wife, Sister(A)'s friend, and Sister (B).
The issue, is that I am attracted to my Sister(A)'s friend, but the friend is in a committed relationship and we expect she may be engaged in the near future. However, she is also going to attend college in Florida, so the relationship may, or may not, last.
HOPE SPOT!
Yes, sweet, sweet agonized suffering extending hope...
We get along well enough, but more so in the capacity of her being my Sister(A)'s friend and me being her brother. I don't think there is a returned attraction, but we are fairly friendly with each other.
Is there any other information you would like to know?
Is she really cute?
-_-It's the same person. ~4 hour flight from Minneapolis to Seattle, then a layover followed by another ~4 hour flight from Seattle to Anchorage. After that, it's the drive home from Anchorage down to the Kenai Peninsula (3 hours depending on how much you speed).I blame Cosmo for the intimate ~10 hours of travel time I get to 'look forward too' in the next few hours.This one isn't engaged is she?I'm travelling with my mother, father, my Sister(A)'s friend, and my Sister (B) on a trip to visit my Sister(A) who graduated from college. On the return flight, I'm traveling with my Mother, Father, Sister(A), Sister(A)'s wife, Sister(A)'s friend, and Sister (B).
The issue, is that I am attracted to my Sister(A)'s friend, but the friend is in a committed relationship and we expect she may be engaged in the near future. However, she is also going to attend college in Florida, so the relationship may, or may not, last.
HOPE SPOT!
Yes, sweet, sweet agonized suffering extending hope...
Is she really cute?We get along well enough, but more so in the capacity of her being my Sister(A)'s friend and me being her brother. I don't think there is a returned attraction, but we are fairly friendly with each other.
Is there any other information you would like to know?
Indeed, and she also has amazing legs (I'm a leg man). She's smart and not afraid to laugh even though she doesn't make many jokes herself. She's rather on the quiet side, but she can get to talking when you spark her interest. She likes reading and one of the few things we have in common is a love of our children-esque literature (Percy Jackson, Harry Potter etc). She's going to school for computer animation (not something I would have suspected of her), and she's all around just a great gal.
She does, however, have a tendency to shy away from conflict, especially if it's coming from friends or family members. For example, while she doesn't have a problem with it herself, other friends and her family do have an issue with my sister being a lesbian and being married to another lesbian. She does, however, support my sister, she just isn't vocal about it where others who disapprove can hear to avoid starting a fight. She also spends too much time on her phone (I think), but that's a minor annoyance at best.
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I blame Cosmo for having to board a plane and being without internet for awhile.
...my sister being a lesbian and being married to another lesbian...Yes, that is how marriage between Lesbians usually work, you kinda need two. :3
At least two...;)
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I blame Cosmo for Rysky-Rysk and the Kretzered Bunch bing discriminatory towards the autogamous society.
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I blame Cosmo for Tels not getting the woman he desires, clearly Cosmo have somehow empowered her current significant other with charm person, how dare you sir!
(in all seriousness Tels, I have been in similar shoes, hang in there man, you never know how life will work out. Sometimes we get the things we want just when it seems we never will.)
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{burrows into thread} HA! Those burrowing gloves of the Bugs Bunny were worth every copper piece! If Rysky is over there, that means I'm safe over here-
HOPE SPOT!
Yes, sweet, sweet agonized suffering extending hope...
Nuts.
I blame Cosmo for not taking that right turn at Albuquerque.
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I Blame Cosmo for hot weather.
...my sister being a lesbian and being married to another lesbian...Yes, that is how marriage between Lesbians usually work, you kinda need two. :3
You'd think, but I know of a couple of lesbians that married a gay male couple because it was illegal in their state and they all live together. Well, at least I did, I'm not sure what happened to them now that I think of it. They bought a PS4 and I bought an Xbox One. 'Twas an unforgivable sin (just kidding, we just fell out of contact).
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I Blame Cosmo that I did not think of asking the academy if they had financial aid until today....
I Further Blame Cosmo that the results of said question are less than pleasing. IOW, not much, and now that I've paid, good-freaking-luck finding someone to reimburse me.
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I Blame Cosmo for being rear ended yesterday, going to the hospital and having a concussion.
It's like having several sniffers of scotch for drunkenness and a hangover at the same time.
Balance is off, thinking is fuzzy, vision is lopsided, head, neck and shoulders ache...
...it sucks.
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I blame Cosmo for one of my players' university giving him a heapload of work, forcing him to step out.
Curses, i'll send my custom nightmare man after you now Cosmo.
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I Blame Cosmo for being rear ended yesterday, going to the hospital and having a concussion.
It's like having several sniffers of scotch for drunkenness and a hangover at the same time.
Balance is off, thinking is fuzzy, vision is lopsided, head, neck and shoulders ache...
...it sucks.
Yes, it does. I hope you feel better soon, GM Scotty. I blame Cosmo that no one else has yet told GM Scotty to heal quickly.
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I too also blame Cosmo that GM Scotty lacks regeneration, fast healing, or even a 1st-level cleric.
I also also blame Cosmo that I now mistakenly believe I would enjoy Abbott and Costello Harold & Kumar Meet Dracullama & The Sheep Man.
Harold & Kumar Meet Dracullama & The Sheep Man II: Furry Road coming Summer 2018.
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I blame Cosmo for the lack of questions being asked to Rysky ^^
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I Blame Cosmo that my thread where people ask me stuff had fallen to message board abyss(page two).
I Blame Cosmo that I never get more serious questions on that thread.
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GM Chyro wrote:i'll send my custom nightmare man after you now Cosmo.
...that may not turn out how you're expecting it to.
Great. Now Cosmo has *another* custom nightmare man on staff...
No, this one's sanity's been stripped to obey only one master...and that isn't Cosmo :)
I blame Cosmo that one of my players'characters, when they encountered him, was so 'smart' to be the target of its next attack as a diversion.
She was almost cut in half in a single swing.
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I blame Cosmo for having to have one of my beloved cats put to sleep today. I haven't cried that much since my grandmother passed away. :(
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I blame Cosmo for having to have one of my beloved cats put to sleep today. I haven't cried that much since my grandmother passed away. :(
Poor kitty.
I blame Cosmo for a lack of memorial for pets on these boards.
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I blame Cosmo for having to have one of my beloved cats put to sleep today. I haven't cried that much since my grandmother passed away. :(
:( That's awful, Feros. I hope that after the pain and loss has dulled a bit, you'll be able remember only the love, joy, and happy moments you brought to each other.
I blame Cosmo for a lack of memorial for pets on these boards.
I fear that would turn into a black hole of pain and major depression.
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I blame Cosmo that it's a quarter til 11AM, and I still haven't decided on what to eat for breakfast.
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... There is literally.
A.
God.
Damn.
Fly.
In.
My.
Soup.
COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSMMMOOO