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Mia Hawkins! Wat 'choo doin' up at 5am your time? :-O
Can't sleep? I blame Cosmo.
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I blame Cosmo for my tennis elbow that now has persisted for 7 weeks. Stop it already!
Mia Hawkins! Wat 'choo doin' up at 5am your time? :-O
Can't sleep? I blame Cosmo.
What? I wake up at 4:30 so I can get to Paizo on time... Jeff Strand and I are the first people in in the morning. I'm usually on site before 7.
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Stephen once told me he's one of the first people in in the morning. Someone is lying, and it is no doubt Cosmo's fault!
People maybe, but we're Morlocks.
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crystal: Well, it won't fit the other way around
christopher: Depends on how you use the crowbar.
That plus this....
Robot: That's weird...
Robot: This thing. Not the butter.
....obviously equals something Cosmo did. I also blame him for the fact that I don't want to know.
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I blame Cosmo for Jason being a jerk.
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People are hounding me for gift ideas for Christmas and I am getting gift paralysis. I asked James Jacobs for help, and he told me to get a tarantula.
I blame Cosmo for James' apparent desire to assassinate me with giant, hairy spiders.
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I blame Cosmo for my "Clown on the Shelf" figurines not selling. I invested all my record royalties, my savings, my 401K, and a second mortgage in what was supposed to be a surefire seller! What the heck I'm I going to do with a warehouse full of 100,000 of these mini clowns?
Speaking of which... there's that noise coming from the warehouse again. At least being built on top of an old cemetery, the rent is pretty cheap. {sigh} Better check it out...
I wish my flashlight worked.
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I Blame Cosmo for the Jets loosing to the Dolphins.
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I Blame Cosmo for the Jets loosing to the Dolphins.
Having watched the Dolphins play several years now off and on with my dad, I blame Cosmo for the Dolphins screwing up their standard routine and accidentally winning.
Praise Sara Marie, they'll return to old form next time and make stupid game-losing mistakes.
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I blame Cosmo because I can't be there to caterwaul "Happy Birthday" to Rysky in catperson.
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I'm sure Cosmo set that up. He likes making people watch maddening frustrating things out of morbid curiosity.
The things I've seen..... o_o *shudder*
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The barbershop I go to was closed for unexplained reasons today... so I blame Cosmo.
Also the chief financial officer is visiting my work for a while tomorrow... I think I will also blame this on Cosmo.
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The barbershop I go to was closed for unexplained reasons today... so I blame Cosmo.
Also the chief financial officer is visiting my work for a while tomorrow... I think I will also blame this on Cosmo.
It probably takes them the better part of the day to trim his mustache.
My kidney stones are threatening to have me in the hospital over the Xmass season.
Don't you dare, Cosmo!
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My kidney stones are threatening to have me in the hospital over the Xmass season.
Don't you dare, Cosmo!
Ow, ow, ow! Best wishes, Calex. I hope you're able to resolve the problem without a hospital stay.
It got cold enough around here that all of the native Californians have no idea how to cope with it - and they all blame Cosmo!
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The Customer Service manager documents had autocorrect spellcheck turned off. I BLAME COSMO!
All Hail the Great Cosmo! Greatest of our Kind! Able to thwart all who oppose him in Customer Service! Blame him for all troubles, large and small: For he is the Cause of Calamity! For this, he is to Blame! Hail!
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I blame Cosmo for the cats in Pinellas, FL ignoring me.
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The Customer Service manager documents had autocorrect spellcheck turned off. I BLAME COSMO!All Hail the Great Cosmo! Greatest of our Kind! Able to thwart all who oppose him in Customer Service! Blame him for all troubles, large and small: For he is the Cos of Calamity! For this, he is to Blame! Hail!
FTFY.
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Why do you make shopping such a nightmare this time of year Cosmo? All I wanted was some bread, crackers, and a little bit of cheese. Was that so much to ask for? I had to move through a practical zoo of horror and mass confusion that is the holiday shopping of others. You even made them have shot nerves and little patience on top of that. Then there are the crying/misbehaving kids. Oh, and the people complaining to somebody else on their cell phone in the store because they didn't remember something on their list, or forgot their list, or just being grumpy. Then the people blocking the shopping isles sometimes even just talking about random stuff among each other instead of looking for items, the bad drivers, the cold, the people that don't switch to their dims as they pass you, it getting dark early, and much more that I don't want to go into for fear of it pushing my sanity even further away.
{cracks open copy of august tome} Ahem:
...the very shape of most recently-built malls forms the sign odegra in the language of the Black Priesthood of Ancient 4chan, and means "Hail the Eye of Argon, Devourer of Minds." The thousands of holiday shoppers who daily fume their way around its serpentine lengths have the same effect as clicks on the Time Cube and Encyclopedia Dramatica websites, grinding out an endless fog of low-grade evil to pollute the metaphysical intertoobz for scores of IP addresses around. It was one of Cosmo's better achievements... and had involved three computer hacks, two sacrificed interns, one company document with spellchecking turned off and, when all else had failed, two hours in a deserted server room taking down a website that prevented thousands of customers from downloading a highly-anticipated hybrid class playtest.
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...the very shape of most recently-built malls forms the sign odegra in the language of the Black Priesthood of Ancient 4chan, and means "Hail the Eye of Argon, Devourer of Minds." The thousands of holiday shoppers who daily fume their way around its serpentine lengths have the same effect as clicks on the Time Cube and Encyclopedia Dramatica websites, grinding out an endless fog of low-grade evil to pollute the metaphysical intertoobz for scores of IP addresses around. It was one of Cosmo's better achievements... and had involved three computer hacks, two sacrificed interns, one company document with spellchecking turned off and, when all else had failed, two hours in a deserted server room taking down a website that prevented thousands of customers from downloading a highly-anticipated hybrid class playtest.
*slow clap*
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Screaming child in a stroller at Starbucks decided to start throwing the merchandise around to make sure he got noticed. Which is normal enough; manners have to be learned, after all. The problem was, after a day of driving hither and yon amidst pre-holiday crowds, I was also feeling a bit frayed, and the little tyke had quite an arm on him. His mother apologized very sincerely, but I'm afraid my reassurances may not have been all they might have been. (NB: Must tone down the fangs in the [/fangy grin] while in public.) I blame Cosmo for any potential lapse of manners on the part of my overwrought self.
Screaming child in a stroller at Starbucks decided to start throwing the merchandise around to make sure he got noticed. Which is normal enough; manners have to be learned, after all. The problem was, after a day of driving hither and yon amidst pre-holiday crowds, I was also feeling a bit frayed, and the little tyke had quite an arm on him. His mother apologized very sincerely, but I'm afraid my reassurances may not have been all they could have been. I blame Cosmo for any potential lapse of manners on the part of my overwrought self.
Did you apologize for devouring the youngling?
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Screaming child in a stroller at Starbucks decided to start throwing the merchandise around to make sure he got noticed. Which is normal enough; manners have to be learned, after all. The problem was, after a day of driving hither and yon amidst pre-holiday crowds, I was also feeling a bit frayed, and the little tyke had quite an arm on him. His mother apologized very sincerely, but I'm afraid my reassurances may not have been all they could have been. I blame Cosmo for any potential lapse of manners on the part of my overwrought self.Did you apologize for devouring the youngling?
Of course not. Some temptations occur for the purpose of being given in to.
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Of course not. Some temptations occur for the purpose of being given in to.Screaming child in a stroller at Starbucks decided to start throwing the merchandise around to make sure he got noticed. Which is normal enough; manners have to be learned, after all. The problem was, after a day of driving hither and yon amidst pre-holiday crowds, I was also feeling a bit frayed, and the little tyke had quite an arm on him. His mother apologized very sincerely, but I'm afraid my reassurances may not have been all they could have been. I blame Cosmo for any potential lapse of manners on the part of my overwrought self.Did you apologize for devouring the youngling?
Dash a good witty...
*cat nip*
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Of course not. Some temptations occur for the purpose of being given in to.Screaming child in a stroller at Starbucks decided to start throwing the merchandise around to make sure he got noticed. Which is normal enough; manners have to be learned, after all. The problem was, after a day of driving hither and yon amidst pre-holiday crowds, I was also feeling a bit frayed, and the little tyke had quite an arm on him. His mother apologized very sincerely, but I'm afraid my reassurances may not have been all they could have been. I blame Cosmo for any potential lapse of manners on the part of my overwrought self.Did you apologize for devouring the youngling?Dash a good witty...
*cat nip*
*Puuurrr. Headbonk.*
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It's obviously Cosmo's fault that I had to learn 'Time After Time' by Cyndi Lauper, but that wasn't enough for him, oh no. After the second or third run through, I started to find it affecting and got vaguely tearful at the point in the video where she leaves the caravan, hugs her mommy and goes off to the train station, Cosmo's high-pitched sadistic giggle playing over the top. Or that may have just been Cyndi emoting.
Blame Cyndi Lauper for all Cosmo's problems here.
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It's obviously Cosmo's fault that I had to learn 'Time After Time' by Cyndi Lauper, but that wasn't enough for him, oh no. After the second or third run through, I started to find it affecting and got vaguely tearful at the point in the video where she leaves the caravan, hugs her mommy and goes off to the train station, Cosmo's high-pitched sadistic giggle playing over the top. Or that may have just been Cyndi emoting.
Blame Cyndi Lauper for all Cosmo's problems here.
You had to learn it? Oh, you poor dear. I blame Cosmo for the vaguely unsettled feeling I'm getting in the midriff at the very notion.
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I Blame Cosmo for the snow we got today.
I Blame Cosmo for after working 5+ hours lifting heavy packages when I got home I had to shovel the sidewalk.
I Blame Cosmo for living on a cornor thus doubling the distance I had too shovel.
I Blame Cosmo for the snow we got today.
I Blame Cosmo for after working 5+ hours lifting heavy packages when I got home I had to shovel the sidewalk.
I Blame Cosmo for living on a cornor thus doubling the distance I had too shovel.
Do you live in or near Alaska or something? Every time you blame Cosmo about the weather, it's the same weather I have here.
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He should post in here more often. He's allowed to blame himself ya know.And what does Cosmo whine about hmmmm?Oh, you know. Just everything.Aaaaand you are making the assumption he ever blames himself ever lol
But really, he should. If only so I can mock-bicker with him for everyone's entertainment (*cough* my catharsis *cough*) :)
Cosmo needs an imaginary friend/implanted neural clone to blame things on. "Don't look at me; Harvey did it." Cosmo can then wander off babbling about wormhole calculations and how crackers don't matter.
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Now that we've gotten into the second season...He should post in here more often. He's allowed to blame himself ya know.And what does Cosmo whine about hmmmm?Oh, you know. Just everything.Aaaaand you are making the assumption he ever blames himself ever lol
But really, he should. If only so I can mock-bicker with him for everyone's entertainment (*cough* my catharsis *cough*) :)
Cosmo needs an imaginary friend/implanted neural clone to blame things on. "Don't look at me; Harvey did it." Cosmo can then wander off babbling about wormhole calculations and how crackers don't matter.
Oh goody *enthusiatic clap*
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Now that we've gotten into the second season...He should post in here more often. He's allowed to blame himself ya know.And what does Cosmo whine about hmmmm?Oh, you know. Just everything.Aaaaand you are making the assumption he ever blames himself ever lol
But really, he should. If only so I can mock-bicker with him for everyone's entertainment (*cough* my catharsis *cough*) :)
Cosmo needs an imaginary friend/implanted neural clone to blame things on. "Don't look at me; Harvey did it." Cosmo can then wander off babbling about wormhole calculations and how crackers don't matter.
I didn't understand the reference at all. I blame Cosmo.
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I blame Cosmo for all these things on Netflix I have no time to watch but really want to. :(
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It doesn't take thirty minutes to an hour to write a one-line "I blame Cosmo" post.
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Do you live in or near Alaska or something? Every time you blame Cosmo about the weather, it's the same weather I have here.I Blame Cosmo for the snow we got today.
I Blame Cosmo for after working 5+ hours lifting heavy packages when I got home I had to shovel the sidewalk.
I Blame Cosmo for living on a cornor thus doubling the distance I had too shovel.
No I live in NJ....and for that I Blame Cosmo.
No I live in NJ....and for that I Blame Cosmo.Do you live in or near Alaska or something? Every time you blame Cosmo about the weather, it's the same weather I have here.I Blame Cosmo for the snow we got today.
I Blame Cosmo for after working 5+ hours lifting heavy packages when I got home I had to shovel the sidewalk.
I Blame Cosmo for living on a cornor thus doubling the distance I had too shovel.
Hey, I lived in Joisey before there was a Cosmo to blame.
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Hey, I lived in Joisey before there was a Cosmo to blame.No I live in NJ....and for that I Blame Cosmo.Do you live in or near Alaska or something? Every time you blame Cosmo about the weather, it's the same weather I have here.I Blame Cosmo for the snow we got today.
I Blame Cosmo for after working 5+ hours lifting heavy packages when I got home I had to shovel the sidewalk.
I Blame Cosmo for living on a cornor thus doubling the distance I had too shovel.
I'm gonna call shenanigans on that lil kitty.