Xzar - a 'straight-edge' Russian emperor.
Thmleidinu.
Thmleidinu - An ancient deity of music and war whose sacred weapon is the Battle Theremin.
Gunkletoomis
Montaron - The biggest mountain in the Tri-State Area!
Dornilkan
Khalid - a dessert town composed primarily of custard. Sandwiched in a valley between two hills of chocolate, a transparent dome of candy has been placed on the top of the town to prevent the spoiling of its citizens. The town is named after this very same lid, the Kha lid.
Murgvek
Jaheira - An elvish word that roughly translates to "nagging wife." It's never said to the wife's face, of course.
Undwyn
Undwyn - An old nursery rhyme about an extension ladder that collapses and cuts off the hands of a little boy who is trying to pick apples. This allegory is usually told to children to warn them about the dangers of eating fruit.
Chii`tonlmng
Chii'tonlmng - the first line of the Guild Of Tibetan Marmot Botherers Who Are Not Ashamed's sacred song.
Chii'tonlmng, Chii'tonlmng,
DzunGa KhapgMagn KhahzuPhn Larhamang
The Guild Of Tibetan Marmot Botherers Who Are Quite Ashamed's sacred song starts a slightly different word.
Kaladhianapagamapanam.
(NB: That isn't it)
Kaladhianapagamapanam - a exclamation denoting emotional bliss, popularized by its use in an early draft of the classic rock and roll song "Who Put the Bomp"
Who put the bomp in the bomp bah bomp bah bomp?
Who put the ram in the rama lama ding dong?
Who put the bop in the bop shoo bop shoo bop?
Who put the kal in the kaladhianapagamapanam?
Who was that man?
I'd like to shake his hand
He made my baby fall in love with me!
Mung-teaser
Footh - You'd think this would be a type of weapon made from a foot and a tooth. But you'd be wrong. A footh is a type of weapon made from feet and teeth and can be as long as 18 meters (a weapon with only one foot and one tooth is called a Feeth).
Dlahnitcy
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Tiax - A type of tree that is in the shape of a shark. Tiaxes are often found in shallow oceans and are typically undisturbed because, well, because they look like sharks and no one messes with them.
Blurm
Blurm - a very fast flower.
Porta di Ferro.
Porta di Ferro
A wonderfully relaxing beach resorts for dogs.
Canistanifram.
Kagain - Dwarven pelvic floor exercises.
Riverso Squalembrato.
Riverso Squalembrato - (from the Latin grab some water, we're in hell). Riverso Squalembrato was a popular engineering term used in the mid-1800's when a building or project caught on fire. It fell out of use shortly after due to the fact that when sending this message through Morse Code, most people only got 'R-I-V-E-R-S-O-S-Q' before dying in the fire.
Oolakp
Branwen - scottish word for "friend of cereals".
Scoontiphft
Scoontiphft: A steam-powered ship devised by goblin engineers. It is noted by having at least 3 extraneous smokestacks which serve no useful purpose.
Broistoon
Korgan - a hunter of other warriors with delusions it shall bring immortality. Reference tales of "The Kurgan" which inspired such mania.
Rothteka
Bifteka made from rothe. Making for greek drow.
Borinolemann
Borinolemann Austrian manufacturers of clockwork marital aids, by appointment to Emperor Franz-Josef himself.
Zboyek
Zboyek An off-shoot of hop plants, colloquially known as the hip-hop plant. Field workers will typically break off into 5-men groups and start harmonizing, "Yeah, Zboyeeeeeeee!"
Musturd
Musturd - a slang reference for normally tasty brown mustard varieties that have spoiled from lack of refrigeration; alternate - during planting season, the seeds that are rejected/not used.
Whizbanger
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Whizbanger - the sort of tune that makes all the elderly mages at a party get up and dance.
Schmyenlukh.
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The lesser known rakshasa caste that are occupied with eradicating crossbow technology.
Fallooquet
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Fallooquet - a candygram/edible arrangement kind of deal consisting of deep-fried batter soaked in rose syrup and shaped like a flower bouquet, normally made to order and sent to loved ones; an emerging trend in many Middle Eastern countries, but one that American soldiers returning from the region have been oddly slow to bring home, out of concern that it might make Arabs seem too much like people.
Alora
Alora A type of vehicle that floats only in dust. Often used as an Ambassador transport, both simultaneously impressing the official as well as angering them by choking them out due to the dense particulates needed to keep the vehicle afloat. Oh, and yeah it only comes as a convertible with no soft/hard top options.
Sqwerty
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Sqwerty: Gastro-intestinal troubles brought about by the stress of watching one's older relatives type an essay using only their right index finger, and losing the key for the letter they typed less than two words ago.
Mechandicised
Mechandicised: An ancient Japanese art form which involves taking old ink paintings and adding Gundams to them. It is becoming surprisingly popular in Iceland.
Bluttissement
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Bluttissement The practice of debunking old ink paintings with Gundams in them. Practitioners are called Blutts.
Example -
Consumer: "Wow, this painting is an amazing image of the construction of the Hoover Dam with a Gundam helping out!"
Blutt: "What? That's not a Gundam, they don't exist! It must be a crane with an off-cambered, double-pike perspective. Off with you!"
Chorpeleacc
Chorpeleacc, or, to give him his full name, Alphonse St. Dominique De Plessy-Vongtiguireme-Sabanguitte-Flabseme Chorpeleacc, the prince of French plumbers.
Hyntled
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Pulgnado - A very rare weather phenomena caused when a tornado hits the local Pulg factory creating a whirling mass of plastic parts that seeks out all multiplugs in it's path and unplugs all the plugs!
Prestidomination