Randarak was the model for Eric the Cavalier in Dungeons & Dragons Animated Series
The cricket is really a grasshopper.
Cr500cricket is unaffected by Schism's harsh words.
(Since this is false factoids...he IS hurt, poor little guy)
The Fiend likes to make people happy.
Lucky7 has a unicycle carved out of a single ruby.
Lucky7 is very short indeed.
Gruumash is a kindergarten janitor.
Cricket is a prize trophy for bug collectors
IHIYC is a salesman at IKEA
Cr500 Cricket is actually Cr 1/3
Krevon spoke a falsehood.
IHIYC gave permission to use his name in the game Town of Salem.
The name was HidingInUrCloset
Actually, someone with that name occasionally pops up, sometimes hilarity following.
The Fiend Fantastic is actually a mediocre celestial.
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Krevon's helmet shoots up three feet, twizzles around and plays the theme tune from 'Magnum PI' if you pull his beard 47 times.
I'm Hiding In Your Closet is really R-Kelly.
krevon is banned for having an identy crisis and not seeing Doctor Sigmund about it.
luck7 is not a lich but very talented gnome illusionist
Krevon made his new outfit from cloth woven from his beard.
The fiend is not really laughing he's choking on a smurf and will turn purple...
Kenderkin isn't usually that colour - he's been drinking Febreze at his partner's insistence in order to make his farts smell of freshly laundered linen.
Pulg dyes his fur to hide his age.
Krevon had plastic surgery so his nose would look like The Shadow's.
KenderKin is wearing the One Ring
I'm Hiding In Your Closet is the Gate Keeper.
Krevon is wearing a light fortification, assuming that the words 'Motte and Bailey' mean what I think they mean.
Lucky is actually a misfortune cookie inside a skull.
TFF is really a discarded bad guy from teenage mutant ninja turtles called The Laughing Lobster.
Krevon is an empty suit stapled on a slice of human face.
TOQL needs to learn not to keep uncorked bottles of alchemist's fire in his underkex.
I'm Hiding In Your Closet is the Gate Keeper.
Pulg is the keymaster
Gozer
Pshaa ! In my time factoids were much more factual and grandiose !
For exemple : Schism is in fact the iconologic embodiment of the Collective Webzeitgeist Beast, stirring in its sleep, voicing incoherent thoughts emerging from its ghastly nighthmare-laden slumber, waiting for the time when the Stars are right to awaken and cleanse the Net of those puny human souls which haunt It now.
Mr. Straight And To The Point