False factoids

[DJEternalDarkness]

IHIYC was once an underwater watercolor artist.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

DJEternalDarkness was once an overhead projectionist - which is to say, he'd walk around criticizing other people for having excessively large heads.

[lucky7]

IHIYC is supreme ruler of the Hipocracy in the Arctic

Hipocracy ,n,
(hiPAHkracee)
A government ruled entirely by hippos.

[Pulg]

Lucky7 and Bono were both horrified to learn that all the wild animals in Kenya are running around without any underwear. "PANTIFY THE SERENGHETI NOW!", they roar.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Before Mickey Mouse, before Oswald the Lucky Rabbit, there was Pulg, Walt Disney's forgotten first child whom he never loved. :*(

[lucky7]

IHIYC is actually the 8th Dwarf, Crispy, (the bacon dwarf) who was eaten by his compatriates in a diamond mine cave-in days before the other 7 met Snow White.

[DJEternalDarkness]

Lucky7 use to be a dwarf caterer but he came up short.

[Little Skylark]

DJ wanted to be a soccer goalie but didn't fit in the goal.

[lucky7]

Little Skylark is a fan of yo-yodeling.

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

Lucky7 is wearing a pair of boxers he stole from Ernest Borgnine's trailer on the set of Airwolf.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

If it's stolen, Spanky the Leprechaun probably stole it - he's Carmen Sandiego's most compulsive workaholic henchman.

[lucky7]

IHIYC was an ordinary man when he discovered portals between beds and closets. He was murdered by the boogeyman for trying to patnet it.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Triangle Man also hates lucky7, but is hesitant to get in a fight with him because he knows that, unlike Particle Man and Person Man, lucky7 has a good lawyer and. Will. Sue. His. Triangular. Ass.

[Pulg]

To add insult to injury, Triangle Man's triangular ass doesn't even belong to him - he has to rent it off IHIYC, the Triangular Ass Titan of Tahiti and the man who has (tri) cornered the market.

[lucky7]

Pulg controls an empire of shapes, from coast to decihedral coast.

[Little Skylark]

Lucky7 is wearing colored lenses.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Little Skylark took the midnight train going AN-Y-WHERE...and wound up here. Tough luck, pal.

[lucky7]

IHIYC is the creator of the Nexus campaign setting, a hub connecting every plane in existence.

[Pulg]

lucky7 phoned the wrong agency when ordering a pole dancer and got a bunch of Uhlans doing the mazurka instead of what he was expecting, which is why it was the BEST BACHELOR PARTY EVAR!

[lucky7]

Pulg is a Planeswalker, forever roaming the airports.

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

lucky7 bought a copy of Snakes on a Plane.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Spanky the Leprechaun thought Planescape: Torment was a game where you played an air traffic controller during the Reagan era.

[Quiche Lisp]

I'm Hiding In your Closet likes to ride in the ukrainian countryside driving an old 1940 cherry-red american Chevy while naked to the waist and singing repeatedly (in a high pitched voice) "I'm a little Pony and I've been naughty !".

In the passenger seat of the car is seated a dappled mare with a top hat (purchased in 1878 at Willingby & Sons, Saville Row, London). Sometimes a little smile becomes visible on her fleshy lips, as if she entertains an amusing and secret thought.

At no moment during this trip does I'mHIYC take away his mask nor his make-up.

[DJEternalDarkness]

Quiche Lisp in the 1840s was a very specialized connoisseur of fine animal based vests. If you ask politely, he may show you his ape vest.

[lucky7]

DJEternalDarkness once sold cookies to the FBI.

[Pulg]

lucky7 got fired from his job as a mobile colonic irrigator in Germany for singing, "I'm going to wash that man right out of Mein Herr!" while attending to customers.

[lucky7]

Pulg is a cleric of Pharasma who misinterpreted her doctrine as "Kill everything."

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

lucky7 was a cleric of Cayden Cailean, but was defrocked for vodka-eyeballing.

[lucky7]

IHIYC is an evil villain bent on conquering Pluto.

[Quiche Lisp]

Lucky7 has so far kept hidden from his hideous blood-sucking brethren his unholy secret: his exclusive beverage of choice is Starbucks' frappacino.

With extra cream topping.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Quiche Lisp stole Tycho Brahe's brass nose, and now wears it everywhere he goes with the exception of Denmark and Sweden, where he swaps it out for Hapshepsut's fake beard, which he did not steal but bought at a sketchy yard sale.

[Pulg]

IHIYC has Lord Nelson's missing arm and eye, which he tried to sell to Vecna. When Vecna found out they weren't actually his, he cried like a little girl for days and days, so I hope you're proud of what you did, you big meanie.

[lucky7]

Pulg has thousands upon thousands of mollusk gonads tucked away in his basement.

[Krystel Kallit]

Lucky7 likes to dance like a ballerina while listening to heavy metal. It makes him feel balanced.

[lucky7]

Krystel Kallit is staring in bewonderment at Channing Tatum turning into He-Man.

[Belphegor]

lucky7 was banned from the vampire society for leaving a victim alive.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Belphegor likes to go around telling people she's a mummy, but she's really just an ushabti in the service of a mummy.

[lucky7]

IHIYC is, in fact, Coroporate Commander, the ultimate creation, designed to make crappy money making games (tabletop, board, and video alike.)

[DJEternalDarkness]

Lucky7 is not bleeding from his eyes, he's just really bad at putting on his eyeliner.

[lucky7]

DJEternalDarkness didn't get a forehead extension, he got a HAIRCUT!!!

[Lazoth]

Luck7 once had someone sparkle at him and he returned with "What in the nine Hells do you think this is? Some kind party for twilight?" Just before he dismembered them.

[Dr G House MD, DDS, DVM]

Lazoth wears a rug.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

You can't see it in his picture, of course, but Dr G House MD, DDS, DVM has a pogo stick instead of legs.

[Pulg]

IHIYC was the Awfully "Big" Marine famously mentioned in 'Camoflage"

[lucky7]

Pulg is going to eliminate his archenemy's entire family.

[Lazoth]

Lucky7 ate his entire family.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Lazoth's entire family is also named Lazoth. They all look the same, dress the same, and do the same stuff. This is because Lazoth is a Pokemon.

[lucky7]

IHIYC, now that the 16th Pope is gone, has created a new merchandise: Popemon! Gotta bless em' all!

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Lucky7 was in abject denial for years after Mr. Rogers died, but that all came to an abrupt end with the arrival of an unexpected, and exceedingly grisly, "speedy delivery."