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DM_aka_Dudemeister wrote:I don't understand what this is about but I support it 100%Read up on recent events in Washington state, namely something that is now possible in that state (along with 8 other states and the District of Columbia).
EDIT: Damn, ninjaed by one of the Poles.
Mwaahahahah!
Oh, sorry, the evil laughter is Gorbacz's role this time.
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I think that we need two extra mini-bosses. I have a plan for a great campaign!
Part 1: The Big Crash The forces of Evil led by Gorbacz and TOZ interrupt the celebrations. Hordes of minions assault everyone participating while the higher-ups kidnap Crystal. Lissa and friends have to fight their way through the endless waves of mooks until they face the lieutenant (we need someone to fulfill this role). After his/her defeat they learn that Crystal was kidnapped and they have to rescue her from the bottomless clutches of The Evil Bag That Devours.
Part 2: The Search For Crystal Lissa follows the trail left by the forces of evil travelling across the country fighting their lesser minions and collecting the clues leading to Texas. Some final foe would be needed for this chapter as well.
Part 3: The Revelation In Texas Lissa has to acquire the help of Houstone Chamber Of Gamers who gather together and help her defeat the dreaded TOZ only to learn they are too late and Crystal was taken to the East Coast and from there to the mysterious continent on the other side of the ocean.
Part 4: On The Edge Lissa treks across the continent again until she reaches New York. There she discovers that the city is in the middle of cold war between two factions struggling for dominance, one of social workers led by cunning, ruthless but devilishly charming Freehold DM and the other of renegade retirement scheme administrators led by fallen angel Celestial Healer. To continue her noble quest she has to gain the help of one of the factions and vanquish the other. Will she resort to seducing FHDM or try to appeal to CH's compassion? Or maybe she will choose the hard way and mend the rift between them and gain the help of both? (this will unlock the bonus boss of Aberzombie and his undead horde spreading over the East Coast forcing Lissa, her crew and reconciled FHDM and CH to defend the NY until the ship is ready to sail away).
Part 5: Into The Lands Unknown Lissa's ship wrecks on the shores of the mysterious land across the ocean. Now, she has to find her way through the foreign countries, while at every step meeting strange customs, ancient and decadent cultures older than anything that she knew before, incomprehensible multitude of languages while trying to navigate the land when every hint and every map is using confusing metric system. On her way she receives help from friendly Aeglos while being hounded by servants of Gorbacz. The final enemy of this chapter is Kajehase summoned from the dark and cold north to feed on warmth and light of Lissa's love.
Part 6: The Reckoning Traveling even farther east, Lissa leaves the lands of vaguely familiar if much older civilization to reach the lands where people rustle instead of speaking, eat rotten cabbage and drink industrial grade toxins. In this exotic land she meets mysterious grinning man (yours truly) who provides her with a number of ambiguous tips that may led her to success or demise. Finally, after deciphering the grinning man riddles she is able to face the Evil Bag That Devours, and free Crystal.
Bonus Part If Lissa correctly deciphered all the grinning man's riddles she and Crystal might fight the secret boss: The Wawel Dragon while they go for a sightseeing in Krakow.
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DM_aka_Dudemeister wrote:I don't understand what this is about but I support it 100%After making a few checks here and there (but mostly on Facebook) my guess that it has something to do with recent change in Washington state legislation was confirmed.
And a three-day waiting period being over.
This.
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I've been a fan of Crystal's work since she first started submitting to the weblog.
I met Lissa at Paizo-con a couple years back: I was running a "Warriors and Warlocks" adventure where everybody was playing pathfinders-in-training, and she was the person at the table who knew the game system. I thought she was super-cool.
I got to see them as a couple later on. They really do bring out the best in one another.
I am so happy that they have gotten the chance to be a wedded couple. Congratulations to two people who set the bar very high for what a marriage should be like.
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Gratz Crystal and Lissa.
Wow! Thanks everyone. ^_^ It has been a long time coming and we are super excited for not just us, but everyone else that got to make a dream of theirs come true. Standing in line on wednesday night we got to meet people who have been waiting for as long as 43 years for this right and it was an incredibly emotional evening for all involved.
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Drejk wrote:We can kidnap her for a classically villainous plot. How would you feel in the role of the BBEG Gorbacz?Feels more like a video game.
Gorbacz will now be known as King Koopa
Sorry Lissa. Crystal is in another castle.