Shut the **** up Donny!
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You are DAMAGING MY CALM!
You, sir, Win the internet.
You are DAMAGING MY CALM!You, sir, Win the internet.
Thank you very much, sir. I shall try and use it wisely.
DEEP HURTING!
I came here to do 2 things; kick a** and chew bubble gum, and I'm ALLLLL out of bubble gum...
One of us is walking away; the other one is you.
What does F I R E B A L L do?
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I used to play FPS games at my library a whole lot, since that library had a teen center that we could play Battlefield 2 at. It was in a section that people could talk without having to worry about the quiet rules of a library. When we played Battlefield 2, you can set what the game calls each other. I was also one of the few people who understood how the team needs support and such, so I was team leader. I named myself Mumsy and the other person on my team was usually either Hobo or Tiny. If any of us died, you could hear it in the main hallway.
"MUUUUUUUMSYYYYY!!!!!"
"HOOOOOOOBOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"
"TIIIIIIIIIIIIINYYYYYYYY!!!!!"
I also called myself Jumpin' Jahosaphat. I'd jump down from above and scare the people. They would shout:
"Jumpin' Jahosaphat!"
In a Champions game from the late '90s, our super-team was called "H.E.R.O. Squad".
We tried to come up with a cool battle cry, like "Avengers, assemble!"
The best we could come up with was...
"H.E.R.O. Squad-- Get 'em!"
LOOT!!!
For an insane/unfathomable enemy:
"(Party leader's name repeated incessantly several times in a row)"
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
GRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH.
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We don't need no stinkin' badges!
R!de the women and r@pe the horses!
Bonus xp for the movie references!
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Xanth: Look at my hand (steady as a rock). But I SHOOT with this one (left hand shuddering)
Also: It's a SWEATER!
Haladir: in the 90's my buddies and I came up with a marvel game where we played ourselves as mutant teens with powers; sort of the Chicago New Mutants. We called ourselves JUSTICE. Our catch phrase was:
When you think of crime...think of JUSTICE!
After that campaign wrapped I had 2 more marvel campaigns, all in Chicago. One was VIGILANCE, the other was PENNANCE. Each game got progressively darker, just as the heroes in our comics got darker. Coincidence?
My character ("Cat-Man") was the leader of H.E.R.O. Squad -- and I still crack a smile when I remember how we used our battle cry...
I would raise my fist, say, "HERO Squad!..." [pause] and then the rest of the players and I would point at the GM and shout in unison, "Get 'em!!"
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"FOOOOOOOD FIIIIGHT!"
We don't need no stinkin' badges!
R!de the women and r@pe the horses!
Bonus xp for the movie references!
First one: Treasure of the Sierra Madre (1948) OR Blazing Saddles (1974)
Second one: No clue
We don't need no stinkin' badges!
R!de the women and r@pe the horses!
Bonus xp for the movie references!
First one: Treasure of the Sierra Madre (1948) OR Blazing Saddles (1974)
Second one: No clue
Blazing Saddles and the Three Amigos, or was that a Cheech and Chong movie?
Mark gave other clues... Half bonus xp for getting one!
Still some xp for the last one!
My character ("Cat-Man") was the leader of H.E.R.O. Squad -- and I still crack a smile when I remember how we used our battle cry...
I would raise my fist, say, "HERO Squad!..." [pause] and then the rest of the players and I would point at the GM and shout in unison, "Get 'em!!"
That was the Ghost Busters first battle cry, wasn't it? lol
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"I'M NOT GETTING PAID ENOUGH FOR THIS!"
"I stab the short sword in, your spleen falls out, and stab the spiked shield in and I shake it all about!"
Heeeeere I come to save the daaaaaaaay! Mighty Mouth is on his waaaaay!
There's no need to fear! Dunder dog is here!
Unless these were parodies, Mighty Mouse and Under Dog.
"Let's Rooooock!"
(Followed by the question: "Who the hell's firing in there?")
At Xanth: I get 1/2 for 1/2 the movies? I think you should go back to both and re-watch:
My first quote about the shaking hand? Jail scene w/Gene Wilder buddy
My second one? El Guapo receives a gift from his men in 3 amigos. Do you remember what it was? "It's a SWEATER!"
I nailed 'em sir; credit where its due.
Oh, and here's another battle cry for you
Now I break you, like I break your friend (gestures to bandanna around knee)
GUESS IT X!
At Xanth: I get 1/2 for 1/2 the movies? I think you should go back to both and re-watch:
My first quote about the shaking hand? Jail scene w/Gene Wilder buddy
My second one? El Guapo receives a gift from his men in 3 amigos. Do you remember what it was? "It's a SWEATER!"
I nailed 'em sir; credit where its due.
Oh, and here's another battle cry for you
Now I break you, like I break your friend (gestures to bandanna around knee)
GUESS IT X!
Oh, there was no doubt you nailed 'em! You get full points x 2 for answering quotes with quotes. I was referring to Fallen Mage.
Oh, sorry, Didn't see the challenge.
Bloodsport for certain.
Wondertwin Powers Activate!
Ah! I got one for you all!
Matt Lauer can $uck it! It was sort of a weird battle cry, but it had the desired effect on our campaign.
In brightest day, in blackest night...
No evil shall escape my sight!
Beware my power!...
Oh, and, 'Haaa! Somebody get me!'
"la Machiiiiiine!!!"
Was shouted by the other members of my party as my character sliced and diced stuff with his scimitars dual wielding. He rarely ever missed both attacks, to the point of when he did, the DM would write it down on the campaign calendar. This was 2nd Ed AD&D.
It was simply because one of the other players said something to the effect of "...Jesus, Kryzbyn is like a f**king cuisinart!" (mini-food processor) after consistenly dropping 2 foes a round for the first few rounds of combat. Another player called him 'la Machine', another reference to blades whirling...and it became the party battle cry.
Who says you can't have fun with Drizzt clones?
Kryzbyn, that reminds me of a game where my friend(gestalt Fighter/Rogue) and I(gestalt Ranger/Rogue), both two-weapon fighters, got to flank a hydra.
Good times...
I love tanking through serious damage output. :P
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Instant death, no bleeding.
In the ancient days of 1e there was a Dragon mag article that suggested potential critical effects. They were all pretty ludicrous but my favorite became this battle cry.
Elf fires 2 arrows at a charging ogre; one miss on natural 20. We consult the random table: instant death, no bleeding. The same elf, MIRACULOUSLY went on to score the same crit result again then, on another random Dragon table got the most bizarre shot in the world.
There was a table for determining what it looked like when the enemy actually died, but there was no designation for what kind of weapon caused which reaction. He gets a kill, chart is consulted, result:
Enemy's head is decapitated, the head rolling up to the foot of the killer, where it mutters "Why?" before dying.
The kill shot came from a bow fired an impressive 80 feet. So...
Elf kills the Ogre. Elf and party storm into the courtyard where he slays many orcs, one of them his second instant death, no bleeding. He then targets one on the parapet high above and far off that is running to dump some flaming oil; kill shot decapitates and the orc's forward momentum is so great the spiralling head sails over the battlements, bounces off a lower roof and a canopy, rolls across the bailey, utters it's "why?" and breathes its last.
After we stopped crying laughing so hard we began using the Instant Death, No Bleeding battle cry.
Another good one from last night's game: dwarf cleric/high dex and acrobatics tries jumping a 10' pit. Player sneers "here we go!" with confidence and throws the d20; total's a 9; DC's a 15.
Battle Cry: "I was WROOOOOOOONNNNNNNGGGGGGGGG!!!"
Son of a B**** must pay!
It's alright you can relax...I'M here.
Y'know what Ol' Jack Burton says at a time like this?
It's all in the reflexes
Ha Ha!!! (shoots in the air; knocks himself out with plaster)
Alright: sit tight, keep the home fires burning and if we're not back by dawn; call the president.
This is going to take CRACKERJACK timing Wang
(And one of my all time favorites:)
I was BORN ready!
Sounds like big trouble Mark.
I hope ya got air bags!
I didn't hear no fat lady!
Come on! Kill me!
If it bleeds, we can kill it.
Head for the Choppa!
Remember when I said I would kill you last?
All of these were spoken by players in various campaigns over the years, but not all in fantasy. Some were in James Bond by Victory Games.
"la Machiiiiiine!!!"
Was shouted by the other members of my party as my character sliced and diced stuff with his scimitars dual wielding. He rarely ever missed both attacks, to the point of when he did, the DM would write it down on the campaign calendar. This was 2nd Ed AD&D.
It was simply because one of the other players said something to the effect of "...Jesus, Kryzbyn is like a f**king cuisinart!" (mini-food processor) after consistenly dropping 2 foes a round for the first few rounds of combat. Another player called him 'la Machine', another reference to blades whirling...and it became the party battle cry.
Who says you can't have fun with Drizzt clones?
I had a Skarn Barbarian pulling this in my Savage Tide game. She never really had a battlecry though.
Of course, every time I hear "Cuisinart" in reference to a fantasy game, I always remember a spell Merlin son of Corwin cast in the Roger Zelazny novel Trumps of Doom that was called Concerto for Cuisinart and Microwave.
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Campaigns Avenger: "By Grapthar's Hammer you shall be avenge .... ered!"
I had a Skarn Barbarian pulling this in my Savage Tide game. She never really had a battlecry though."la Machiiiiiine!!!"
Was shouted by the other members of my party as my character sliced and diced stuff with his scimitars dual wielding. He rarely ever missed both attacks, to the point of when he did, the DM would write it down on the campaign calendar. This was 2nd Ed AD&D.
It was simply because one of the other players said something to the effect of "...Jesus, Kryzbyn is like a f**king cuisinart!" (mini-food processor) after consistenly dropping 2 foes a round for the first few rounds of combat. Another player called him 'la Machine', another reference to blades whirling...and it became the party battle cry.
Who says you can't have fun with Drizzt clones?
Hella fun to play a character that does what it was designed to do, well, no?
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One of my players played an orc who was a bodyguard at a brothel called the Tumbling Skirt. His battle cry--even far from home and fighting stuff like goblins and skeletons--was "SKIIIIIRRRRRRT!!"
In the same game, the party's dwarf barbarian shouted "Bugnutz Evil!" whenever she was upset.
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Hella fun to play a character that does what it was designed to do, well, no?I had a Skarn Barbarian pulling this in my Savage Tide game. She never really had a battlecry though."la Machiiiiiine!!!"
Was shouted by the other members of my party as my character sliced and diced stuff with his scimitars dual wielding. He rarely ever missed both attacks, to the point of when he did, the DM would write it down on the campaign calendar. This was 2nd Ed AD&D.
It was simply because one of the other players said something to the effect of "...Jesus, Kryzbyn is like a f**king cuisinart!" (mini-food processor) after consistenly dropping 2 foes a round for the first few rounds of combat. Another player called him 'la Machine', another reference to blades whirling...and it became the party battle cry.
Who says you can't have fun with Drizzt clones?
Eyup. This is the same character who got disarmed by a crit fumble card, then in the immediate next round punched the heads off the
ROFL
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Had a warmage that cast a lightning bolt down a orc filled hallway, rolled all 6's all the orcs failed their saves... Just after the results, one of the other players yelled "KAMEHAMEHA!!"
NWN had a ton of battle cries. Two I remember well are:
"Blood makes the grass grow!"
"Die, Die and be forgotten!"
There was even a creepy male voice one that said:
"Your end draws nigh."
An anime themed one I had some fun with was based on the paladin like girl from Slayers. She would go on and on about righteousness and such while attacking monsters... it WAS a good way to "draw Aggro" to borrow a MMO term. Since many monster got tired of that real quick and just wanted to shut me up.
Had a warmage that cast a lightning bolt down a orc filled hallway, rolled all 6's all the orcs failed their saves... Just after the results, one of the other players yelled "KAMEHAMEHA!!"
Isn't that the Gelfling call of animal freedom? No...that's "Kamaleah!" You're talking about the Hawaian monarchy...
Blood and souls for my lord Arioch. Or, as it was later paraphrased after a massive greek lunch for our gaming group: Bread and Salad for my lord Arioch.
Had a 2e wizard who's signature spell was minute meteors. He'd scream "Eat flaming death cur!" after a Calvin and Hobbes strip I saw once.
