I heard on the news today that President Obama has a list on which he
puts the name of people he wants killed. Then, apparently, robot's are
dispatched to do the dirty work -- that is kill humans.
Now I'm wondering:
1. Does this system run on his phone, or is it PC only?
2. Can he see through the robot's eyes as it kills his target?
3. Do the robots use flamethrowers or just guns?
4+ ... so much more.
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1. Does this system run on his phone, or is it PC only?
iPad. There's an app for that!
2. Can he see through the robot's eyes as it kills his target?
No. Plausible deniability.
3. Why has Romney not been targeted yet?
Because he's one of the robots!
Greg
4. Is Bieber on the list if not why not.
5. What does Chuck Norris have to say about the list
6. There is no rule 6
7. Does the list have Batmans alignment
8. are 4Evengers or 3tards on the list.
9. Is the list pro DC or pro Marvel
10. Is there Cheesecake on the list
11. If there was a curry monster the list would the robots know the correct weapon to use (Of course a lager! The only thing that can kill a vindaloo)
8. are 4Evengers or 3tards on the list.
It is 4evil, not 4evengers. just sayin'
Can we do a kickstarter campaign to raise enough cash to hire a ninja, sneak into the white house, and add Michael Bay to the list before he ruins any more of our childhood memories?
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I hope that when George Lucas moves on, Michael Bay makes the next 6 Star Wars movies. With Meagan Fox as Han Solo and Princess Leia's daughter.
He's just keeping my seat warm for when I ascend to the throne in 2016.
-ett
Rev 3:16
Can we also add Kim Khardasian and the whole cast of Jersey Shore?
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I hope that when George Lucas moves on, Michael Bay makes the next 6 Star Wars movies. With Meagan Fox as Han Solo and Princess Leia's daughter.
Megan Fox in Leather...with a Blaster and Piloting the Millennium Falcon. Yeah! That would be a Movie - especially if she shoots another Greedo in a Bar and has a run in with her cousin/brother who wears Darth Vader's Armor and is trying to rebuild the Empire...
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I heard on the news today that President Obama has a list on which he
puts the name of people he wants killed. Then, apparently, robot's are
dispatched to do the dirty work -- that is kill humans.Now I'm wondering:
1. Does this system run on his phone, or is it PC only?
2. Can he see through the robot's eyes as it kills his target?
3. Do the robots use flamethrowers or just guns?
4+ ... so much more.
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You are just b+&#~ing you ain't on the List...put him on your list and make it public - then see what happens.
Can we also add Kim Khardasian and the whole cast of Jersey Shore?1. No
2. Yes
Why not?
1. Because her image is so utterly pervasive, you'd need way too many drones to hit the real one.
It's like an epic multiple image spell.
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I'm not buying it. He's not smart enough to-
<doorbell>
Sec, door.
<LAZORZ>
"Candygram."
lulz
"Are you that pesky landshark?"
"No ma'am, I'm a porpoise."
"Oh, ok..." <opens door>
<CHOMP>
I remember reading Islands in the Net by Bruce Sterling 20 years ago.
So far, the only part that hasn't come true is the African rogue state that acquired a soviet nuclear sub.
Can we do a kickstarter campaign to raise enough cash to hire a ninja, sneak into the white house, and add Michael Bay to the list before he ruins any more of our childhood memories?
Quiet you.
I hope that when George Lucas moves on, Michael Bay makes the next 6 Star Wars movies. With Meagan Fox as Han Solo and Princess Leia's daughter.
See? Now THIS sounds awesome.
Can we also add Kim Khardasian and the whole cast of Jersey Shore?1. No
2. Yes
No. I always liked Kim, and I find Jersey Shore more annoying than worthy of death.
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This is why.Why not?Can we also add Kim Khardasian and the whole cast of Jersey Shore?1. No
2. Yes
Meh. If being nice to look at was all it took to prevent being an utter annoyance and waste of resources, Hollywood wouldn't be recognized for the cesspit it is.
OH WAIT.
Still. Isn't enough to dissuade the nnrrrrgh.
This is why.Why not?Can we also add Kim Khardasian and the whole cast of Jersey Shore?1. No
2. YesMeh. If being nice to look at was all it took to prevent being an utter annoyance and waste of resources, Hollywood wouldn't be recognized for the cesspit it is.
OH WAIT.
Still. Isn't enough to dissuade the nnrrrrgh.
wow. When did she relieve herself in your corn flakes, Orthos? Still, nnrrrrgh if you want, it is your right. Me, I'm gonna hnnng.
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How about we compromise. We get the paparazzi on the list so we don't have to hear about the rampant stupidity in the personal lives of pseudocelebrities.
wow. When did she relieve herself in your corn flakes, Orthos? Still, nnrrrrgh if you want, it is your right. Me, I'm gonna hnnng.This is why.Why not?Can we also add Kim Khardasian and the whole cast of Jersey Shore?1. No
2. YesMeh. If being nice to look at was all it took to prevent being an utter annoyance and waste of resources, Hollywood wouldn't be recognized for the cesspit it is.
OH WAIT.
Still. Isn't enough to dissuade the nnrrrrgh.
I despise the entire family, really. No personal reason why, other than being just another bunch of vapid celebrities who happen to be very pretty and too popular for their own good.
Yes there are plenty of hot people who are not supercelebrities.
Apparently it is possible to be a hnnng hipster?
I have seen cute hipsters, but none that make me monosyllabic.
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I'm not sure why that MegaDeath guy's theory was so surprising.
He does use killer robots; from his iPad; on the can.
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I heard on the news today that President Obama has a list on which he
puts the name of people he wants killed. Then, apparently, robot's are
dispatched to do the dirty work -- that is kill humans.Now I'm wondering:
1. Does this system run on his phone, or is it PC only?
2. Can he see through the robot's eyes as it kills his target?
3. Do the robots use flamethrowers or just guns?
4+ ... so much more.
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Are you on his list?