Best character concepts you have heard / seen / played

[xanthemann]

Now that that is out of the way...

A monk, with no weapons and all the movement feats possible.

No one could escape this fleet footed 'fighter'!

[Chris Lambertz]

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[Kobold Catgirl]

Hey, I think you removed some unrelated posts. There was one about a part-troll that ain't here anymore. :/

[Tiny Coffee Golem]

Kobold Cleaver wrote:

Hey, I think you removed some unrelated posts. There was one about a part-troll that ain't here anymore. :/

I imagine it was just a clean sweeping motion, not a scalpel. ;-)

[Scintillae]

My favorite that I have played thus far was a paladin of Hades with a battleaxe and a cold iron shovel who would perform funerals for the fallen...and an extreme weakness for cute animals. By the end of the very short campaign, the party had acquired a dog, an owl, four krenshar kits, and a pack mule.

[Emperor7]

One guy in our group came up with a half red dragon half gnome sorcerer concept. It evolved out of interactions in a previous campaign, with a full blooded gnome with amorous delusions of grandeur. Of course the new character was an orphan. What self respecting dragon would want that reputation?

He has way too much fun playing it out.

[Arbane the Terrible]

Tirq wrote:

I once played with a hilarious character. He is a human Spellslinger who only whispers to his gun. Doesn't talk to anyone else, just his gun. Spells? Whispers to his gun. "What do you think of this?" *Glares* "That's what I thought."

I doubt that anyone would find that offensive.

"What's that, sandvitch? Kill them all? GOOD IDEA!"