You should start making attractive propositions for willing souls, you know, I am still uncommited...
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Leafar the Lost, who already is a God.that refer must be really good.
Only one of the many, many perks of being a hierarch in the Church of Leafar.
Doodlebug Anklebiter, recently-ascended demigod of rebellion, trickery, and goblins. Noble Servant of Leafar the Loved and His Hand in the Eternal Revolution.
Domains: Chaos, Trickery, War.
[Blushes]
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We already have this. It's called FAWTL.
[Laughs villainously]
And we, the FAWTL Refugees, have striven in secret for this moment when we shall overthrow the Old Titans and take the throne of Olympus for the New Gods!
Our nefarious plans to infiltrate and take over the Off-Topic Discussion were Machiavellian and elegant. First we got Bitter Thorn drunk and helped him canvass for Ron Paul. Then we spun some records with The Eldritch Mr. Shiny and Mothman. Patrick Curtin was easily neutralized when plied with intoxicants.
Others weren't taken in so easily. HoustonDerek and Crimson Jester, in particular, were problems. And I am afraid that I had to leave Gruumash. buried behind a Holiday Inn in Mansfield, MA.
And now, FAWTL's ranks have been dangerously thinned! Gark, Mama Kelsey, Lord Dice (I hope you're ready for this Lord Dice), the moment is now! Strike for the New Gods! Now!
I nominate Solnes, my beautiful wife and Queen of FAWTL, Giver of BttH, and Goddess of the letters D and D.
Her domains are Good, Lust, and Kink.
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We already have this. It's called FAWTL.[Laughs villainously]
And we, the FAWTL Refugees, have striven in secret for this moment when we shall overthrow the Old Titans and take the throne of Olympus for the New Gods!
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Psst. Hey Anklebiter... it's not a secret if you tell us. ;)
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Psst. Hey Anklebiter... it's not a secret if you tell us. ;)We already have this. It's called FAWTL.[Laughs villainously]
And we, the FAWTL Refugees, have striven in secret for this moment when we shall overthrow the Old Titans and take the throne of Olympus for the New Gods!
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Besides, if you destroy us, we will become more powerful than you could ever imagine.
Aaargh! Our plans were flawed!
Back to the secret moon base, FAWTL Refugees!
Hmm it would appear I need a larger following...
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JMDwhatever,
Lesser God of rants, loneliness and foolishness.
Destined to be struck down by Leafar the Loved at the end of all time, or later this year.
Oh boy, I can see this thread's going to be a doozy....
*breaks out the beer and popcorn, then sits down with the notebook*
Now, let's see if we can get this done in a more organized manner. Who are the greater gods? The intermediate? Lesser? Demis? Let's work our way through this.
I'm almost afraid to see what sort of portfolio I'd get, given my posts.Mask-thieving.
That's adorable.
*pats patronizingly*
Though in my case, Trickery is a given, as well as Smut and Chaos.
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[Blushes]Doodlebug Anklebiter, recently-ascended demigod of rebellion, trickery, and goblins. Noble Servant of Leafar the Loved and His Hand in the Eternal Revolution.
Domains: Chaos, Trickery, War.
Soon, my friend, you will ascend to godhood and stand by my side as we witness the End of the World...
*Shakes fist at sky*
ANTIELITE!!!
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Psychotic halflings. Very narrow portfolio, I realize, but what can I do?
You can do your job, Taig!!!!!!!Make an effort!!!!!!!!!!!