Item cards do not work as advertised

[Saint_Meerkat]

I read on a blog of a Paizo employee that you could swap a Pathfinder item card for a kiss. Somebody at GenCon demoed this, I understand. I gave my wife an item card tonight and she stared at me like I had grown a third eye.

I want a refund.

Or pictures. Of the card. And the young lady in question.

(He's out of town, right?)

[Amardolem]

wait...I'll try that right now

[Amardolem]

Worked for me. The card was potion, I handed it to my wife (the bottle had a spider looking thing on it) and she said "What am I supposed to cling onto you like a spider?" I didn't say anything so she kissed me! I win!

[Saint_Meerkat]

Well, that means that it isn't just promo cards that do it.

I'll try a potion later. Because the ring card didn't work.

[Mark Moreland]

Saint_Meerkat wrote:

Well, that means that it isn't just promo cards that do it.

I'll try a potion later. Because the ring card didn't work.

Women are often sad when they don't get real rings.

[Xuttah]

I gave my wife the alchemist's fire card. She tossed it at me and rolled 1d6 fire damage, then did it again 6 seconds later. She's too much of a geek, I guess. :)

[Emperor7]

Maybe we should ask Hallmark to write these. My wife luvs a good Hallmark card. :)

[Saint_Meerkat]

A gold crown Hallmark stall in the markets of Katapesh. Selling item cards that play little songs when you hand them out.

[Sean K Reynolds]

It was a combination of item cards, Paizo buttons, and my business card. Net result: awesome girlfriend. :)

[alleynbard]

Let me try this when my partner comes home and I will tell you how it goes.