AM BARBARIAN wrote: WHY SEONI STILL NOT RETURN BARBARIAN CALLS? No reception on outer planes.
TOZ wrote: AM BARBARIAN wrote: WHY SEONI STILL NOT RETURN BARBARIAN CALLS? No reception on outer planes. OH. THAT AM EXPLAINING THAT. BARBARIAN GO SUNDER UNIVERSE UNTIL GATE OPENS TO RIGHT PLANE. HAVE GOOD ONE.
Omniscience by humour. Intriguing.
AM BARBARIAN wrote: TOZ wrote: AM BARBARIAN wrote: WHY SEONI STILL NOT RETURN BARBARIAN CALLS? No reception on outer planes. OH. THAT AM EXPLAINING THAT. BARBARIAN GO SUNDER UNIVERSE UNTIL GATE OPENS TO RIGHT PLANE. HAVE GOOD ONE. Superboy Prime?
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Crimson Jester wrote: AM BARBARIAN wrote: TOZ wrote: AM BARBARIAN wrote: WHY SEONI STILL NOT RETURN BARBARIAN CALLS? No reception on outer planes. OH. THAT AM EXPLAINING THAT. BARBARIAN GO SUNDER UNIVERSE UNTIL GATE OPENS TO RIGHT PLANE. HAVE GOOD ONE. Superboy Prime? BARBARIAN KILL CASTY. AM KILL CASTY TO DEATH.
(BARBARIAN SINCERELY APOLOGIZE FOR REFERENCE TO HORRIBLE COMIC. AM DONE IN NAME OF HUMOR, BARBARIAN PROMISE.)
From another thread:
How do I hide the body?
He said "hide". What if he needs it later?
I hadn't taken that into consideration. Good point.
Disguise one of the pigs? Sounds like a plan.
What is your catch phrase?
TOZ, I'm available for Psychotherapy if you need it.
I think he got bored answering inane questions.
Should I choose the blond or the brunette?
Chubbs McGee wrote: Should I choose the blond or the brunette? Always go for the redhead.
taig wrote: What is your catch phrase?
Ouch.
Zigman Fraud, Psychiatrist M.D. wrote: TOZ, I'm available for Psychotherapy if you need it. No way man, I'm his therapist. I'm licensed in the state that he's from. Besides you can't handle the TOZ.
Operational security prevents me from disclosing that information.
HOW DO I HIDE THE BODY AFTER ITS BEEN ZOMBIFIED???
How did I manage to write a book?
Ghostwriter. Sadly, they couldn't hire a ghostactor.
JMD031 wrote: Zigman Fraud, Psychiatrist M.D. wrote: TOZ, I'm available for Psychotherapy if you need it. No way man, I'm his therapist. I'm licensed in the state that he's from. Besides you can't handle the TOZ. I'd use a mallet, if the situation required it. :P
Zigman Fraud, Psychiatrist M.D. wrote: JMD031 wrote: Zigman Fraud, Psychiatrist M.D. wrote: TOZ, I'm available for Psychotherapy if you need it. No way man, I'm his therapist. I'm licensed in the state that he's from. Besides you can't handle the TOZ. I'd use a mallet, if the situation required it. :P Boy you are a fraud, everyone knows that ECT is the way to go.
JMD031 wrote: Zigman Fraud, Psychiatrist M.D. wrote: JMD031 wrote: Zigman Fraud, Psychiatrist M.D. wrote: TOZ, I'm available for Psychotherapy if you need it. No way man, I'm his therapist. I'm licensed in the state that he's from. Besides you can't handle the TOZ. I'd use a mallet, if the situation required it. :P Boy you are a fraud, everyone knows that ECT is the way to go. I have the jumper cables and the car battery. Do we start before or after psychotherapy?
Well, this thread has taken a disturbing turn.
TOZ wrote: Well, this thread has taken a disturbing turn. Nonsense, electricity is good for you.
Zigman Fraud, Psychiatrist M.D. wrote: JMD031 wrote: Zigman Fraud, Psychiatrist M.D. wrote: JMD031 wrote: Zigman Fraud, Psychiatrist M.D. wrote: TOZ, I'm available for Psychotherapy if you need it. No way man, I'm his therapist. I'm licensed in the state that he's from. Besides you can't handle the TOZ. I'd use a mallet, if the situation required it. :P Boy you are a fraud, everyone knows that ECT is the way to go. I have the jumper cables and the car battery. Do we start before or after psychotherapy? What kind of therapist doesn't know the answer to that question? A bad one that's what.
JMD031 wrote: Zigman Fraud, Psychiatrist M.D. wrote: JMD031 wrote: Zigman Fraud, Psychiatrist M.D. wrote: JMD031 wrote: Zigman Fraud, Psychiatrist M.D. wrote: TOZ, I'm available for Psychotherapy if you need it. No way man, I'm his therapist. I'm licensed in the state that he's from. Besides you can't handle the TOZ. I'd use a mallet, if the situation required it. :P Boy you are a fraud, everyone knows that ECT is the way to go. I have the jumper cables and the car battery. Do we start before or after psychotherapy? What kind of therapist doesn't know the answer to that question? A bad one that's what. Well, at least I'm not using Dianetics.
TOZ, the blue pill or the red pill?
why does kobold taste like chicken?
Because chicken tastes like kobold.
TOZ wrote: Because chicken tastes like kobold. Nope Kobold tastes unique, sort of like gelatinous goblin babies, only more gamy.
When will I be done making that Barbarian Guide to Breaking Faces?
Trinam wrote: When will I be done making that Barbarian Guide to Breaking Faces? When you write it.
TOZ wrote: February 7th 20XX. ...but I'll be dead by 20XX.
TOZ wrote: February 7th 20XX. Isn't that the year all the stuff in Mega Man was supposed to happen?
TOZ wrote: No, that's 20XX. I see what you did there.
Hell is only a word.
Do you see?
TOZ wrote: Hell is only a word.
Do you see?
Duh. Fall New Vegas Game of the Year Edition is on sale February 7th, 2012. It will have all the add-ons and patches. Must put back 50 dollars.
Does a tarrasque need to breath, or can it drown/suffocate?
Why did I think it had a burrow speed? Is that in the flavor text?
Anyway, no. Only DM Fiat can kill the tarrasque.
TOZ wrote: Why did I think it had a burrow speed? Is that in the flavor text?
Anyway, no. Only DM Fiat can kill the tarrasque.
It has a burrow speed at some point in its "life cycle," at least according to the Dragon Ecology in the last issue. Or maybe it was more like earth glide . . . ?
I'm not sure what is up in Pathfinder.
Oh great and mighty sage we know as TOZ, please help me with this most vexing of questions. What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
Depends on the man swinging the bat.
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