Doodlebug, as your self appointed lawyer/campaign manager, I must tell you that you have no time for the ladies. There are babies to shake and hands to kiss. Or something like that.
You're right, Comrade Knife. The last thing I need is to be found banging Colombian hookers...and not paying for them!
POTUS. Today. In one of the troll threads. In one of the (other) troll threads.
Oh, sorry, I thought "? POTUS?" was like WTF?!? rather than "what is it?"
Yep. President of the motherf$##ing United States of America.
It was a throwaway joke in the Obama's Economic Record thread.
And, Gark, VFW = Veterans of Foreign Wars which is basically a drinking club like the Elks or the International Association of Odd-Fellows or whathaveyou.
I don't really want to be POTUS.
But if you'd like a position as a People's Commissar, just let know.
You work in marketing, right? Commissar of Propaganda. Under my close supervision, of course.
You can't be POTUS because you're too young.
Where were you born?
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I knew the VFW ... I guess because I have been to a few of them. But the whole POTUS did not know that acronymn.
Though I think I would vote for you other that the current choices out there. You have any cabinet spots open? I am sure I could help out in some capacity.
Hello, most Honorable The Mad Badger,
As Comrade Anklebiter's self-appointed lawyer/campaign manager, it is my job to make sure that our candidate does nothing that would cause the masses to look unfavorably upon our campaign. It is with that in mind, that I must warn you that it is usually never in one's best interest to accept an offer from a goblin who wants to put you in a cabinet. I shudder when I think of the last 17 applicants who accepted a "cabinet position". Perhaps, someday, the screams will cease echoing throughout my nightmares, but that day is not this one.
Sincerely,
TheWhiteknife
Stop scaring people away from my closet, Comrade Knife!
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I live in Oregon, which is a land of socialism and rain.
The western part, at least.
I left Sweden when I was 0.5 years old, returned when I was two for three months, and then remained in the strength/faith states of america until I was seventeen, when I returned to Europe for two wweeks.
What do you guys think of SPUSA's presidential candidates?
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I live in Oregon, which is a land of socialism and rain.
The western part, at least.
I left Sweden when I was 0.5 years old, returned when I was two for three months, and then remained in the strength/faith states of america until I was seventeen, when I returned to Europe for two wweeks.
What do you guys think of SPUSA's presidential candidates?
*stumbling home from trivia night out at the local*
Hej! Talar du svenska?
Hey hey, Then youre probably going to want to get in my cabinet then, The Mad Badger. That pretty much sums up my political leanings.
You can be my Czar of Role-playing, Board, and Video Games.
I'll take Secretary of War and Aggression Whiteknife, if the position is open.
See, now this is what is wrong with politics: In smoke-filled, backrooms, my campaign manager is doling out cabinet positions. I feel like McKinley!
I would like to be the Minister of Alcohol, Tobacco, and Marijuana. I'll enforce the Rheinheitsgebot of 1516 and the labelling of health hazards, and test the quality of the produce to ensure it's up to par.
And can we abolish indecent exposure, indecent acts, etc. as crimes? Because, as has been said many a time before,
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I would like to be the Minister of Alcohol, Tobacco, and Marijuana.
Like I said: in smoke-filled backrooms...[bubble bubble bubble]
And can we abolish indecent exposure, indecent acts, etc. as crimes? Because, as has been said many a time before, goblins do it in the street.
You know it!
Maybe that should be Comrade Ankelbiter's campaign slogan when he runs for the single-party "elections."
Using scare quotes to cast aspersions on the legitimacy of our political process? To the Fun-Timey Reeducation Through Labor Supercenter with you, Citizen Gersen!
Also, stop editing your post!
Also, stop editing your post!
I edit my posts the way Napoleon had the rules of Animal Farm edited!
Vive le Galt! Et l'Union des républiques socialistes animales!
Vive le Snowball!
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No Animal may drink alcohol
in excess
without me.
We don't have czars in Comrade Anklebiterland!
You'll have to ask my campaign manager. But this room isn't smoke-filled enough. [bubble bubble bubble]
Citizen Badger, as a White Czarist, you have been condemned to death by the Paizo Soviet of Workers' Deputies. Please sit in this nice basement chair and the shooting will begin shortly. And, yes, we know what we do.
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What are all these libertarians doing in here?
I'd call the lawn company, but I think even they couldn't remove all of them.
I'd call the dermatologist, but they'd probably die of shock.
I'd call the CIA, but they're probably responsible. Everyone knows the modern libertarian movement is a capitalist ploy.
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Bah. Everyone knows that capitalism is a libertarian ploy. We want to take over everything and then leave people alone.
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The Mad Badger,
To reward you for your struggle in our righteous quest to get Doodlebug elected, I would like to extend to you an offer to serve as Minister of Leaving People Alone.
And a friendly reminder to keep at least 15' between yourself, Comrade Anklebiter, and any cabinets. Also, if you see our leader grabbing a shovel, for gods sake, man, run.
Comrade,
I cant believe I used Czar as a formal title. That sucks on my part.
Now that you mention it, Gark, there are quite a few Stooges of the Plutocracy (TM) in here.
F&+~ing libertarians.
Hee Hee!
If, with my advice (and backroom dealing/extortion/leg-breaking/etc.), you get elected, does that mean that I will no longer be a stooge of the plutocracy (TM), but the actual plutocracy?
Because that sounds like a pretty sweet deal to me.
If, with my advice (and backroom dealing/extortion/leg-breaking/etc.), you get elected, does that mean that I will no longer be a stooge of the plutocracy (TM), but the actual plutocracy?
Alright, you guys, I'm sitting here ignoring the person in the room with me, which is rude, but I just wanted to quickly say:
There is no plutocracy in Comrade Anklebiterland!
and, also, to all of you:
I'm gonna git you sucka! (I don't even have time to do the link.)
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There is no plutocracy in Comrade Anklebiterland! and, also, to all of you: I'm gonna git you sucka!
Does that mean we all get theme music in Anklebiterland? I'm so in! So long, Plutocracy! Vive le Galt!