Awakened male horse lich? Huh. I would see him more of a grave knight.
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Cosmo: YAY! I jsut figgured owt how too turn of auttocorrrect!
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Robot Chris: do not make sad pizza
Robot Chris: this has been robot PSA
Cosmo: But the battleground is my face!Is the mustache winning?
I bet his hairline is losing.
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I have tried interpretive dance and smoke signals here on the forums but so far they are not as good as words
though my dance for the succubus in a grapple thread was banned in thirteen states
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Robot Chris: oh man I just remembered the emergency ice cream
Robot Chris: past chris is the best
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Jessica: Wes is Ryan's cheery gothic psychopomp
Jessica: and Ryan is my curmudgeonly sardonic psychopomp
Jessica: so we have a chain going, apparently
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Ashley: still cosmo's fault. this is the 1st law of the paizo universe
Cosmo: 1st Law of Paizodynamics: It is Cosmo’s fault.
Cosmo: 2nd Law of Paizodynamics: If it appears to be someone else’s fault, Cosmo made them do it.
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Andrew: It's okay, it's just easy math.
Emily: THERE'S NO SUCH THING.
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gary: it's a life skill that served me well in my career as an agent for Mission: Impassible
gary: you can use elmers glue to defeat all sorts of fingerprint sensors
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gary: do not use it to defeat retina scanner. trust me on this
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Jessica: Wes is Ryan's cheery gothic psychopomp
Jessica: and Ryan is my curmudgeonly sardonic psychopomp
Jessica: so we have a chain going, apparently
And I'll tell you all what I told Jessica: if you're gonna hitch yourself to this wagon, I'll try to not throw you off a ravine.
We're going to need a bigger [redacted].
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And I'll tell you all what I told Jessica: if you're gonna hitch yourself to this wagon, I'll try to not throw you off a ravine.Jessica: Wes is Ryan's cheery gothic psychopomp
Jessica: and Ryan is my curmudgeonly sardonic psychopomp
Jessica: so we have a chain going, apparently
I hope your wagon train fares better than the countless ones I lost playing Oregon Trail.
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Nobody I wish Cosmo's [redacted] was bigger.
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Lucky, Past Rysky is a lazy bastard. Future Rysky isn't much better though.Robot Chris: oh man I just remembered the emergency ice cream
Robot Chris: past chris is the best
At least you can communicate, my past and future selves won't even talk to me. Something about not @&*#%ing up the timeline again.
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At least you can communicate, my past and future selves won't even talk to me. Something about not @&*#%ing up the timeline again.Lucky, Past Rysky is a lazy bastard. Future Rysky isn't much better though.Robot Chris: oh man I just remembered the emergency ice cream
Robot Chris: past chris is the best
Thas probably it. Past Rysky is too lazy to do anything, and Future Rysky is too apathetic. Current Rysky is a blend of both.
It helps when you have time travel experience.
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It helps when you have time travel experience.Altering reality like that is cheating, rubit.
Its not cheating if your job requires you to work in the future ;)
Robot's job description, in fact, requires that she inhabit three distinct points on the timeline simultaneously. She has yet to use this influence to change the course of history, however. At least, as far as you're aware.
If she had, she would almost certainly have addressed the Cosmo Situation.
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Robot's job description, in fact, requires that she inhabit three distinct points on the timeline simultaneously. She has yet to use this influence to change the course of history, however. At least, as far as you're aware.If she had, she would almost certainly have addressed the Cosmo Situation.
The Cosmo Situation is a fixed point in Space-Time. Can't be altered. Sorry. (I blame Cosmo.)
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ashley: im pretty sure its going to just either explode or bleed on me one day.
liz: Or leer at you and wheeze
christopher: That thing's older than this building. I'm pretty sure the office was built around it.
jessica: one of these days imma take that thing out back and shoot it
liz: I think we all want a crack at it Jessica
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Cosmo vs. Jack Harkness
or depending on your preferences
Cosmo and Jack Harkness
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ashley: it seems like we have a rather large amount of employees who have destroyed office equipment
ashley: i wonder if that says anything about us as a company
christopher: We only employ awesome people?
liz: Well, where else are we going to use our Base Attack Bonus on?
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Robot's job description, in fact, requires that she inhabit three distinct points on the timeline simultaneously. She has yet to use this influence to change the course of history, however. At least, as far as you're aware.If she had, she would almost certainly have addressed the Cosmo Situation.
Cosmo is the best solution she's found. I'll let you ponder that for a while.
ashley: it seems like we have a rather large amount of employees who have destroyed office equipment
Now why would the employees be destroying office equipment? (Unless, of course, the equipment has achieved sentience and is trying to take over. In which case, carry on.)
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Christopher: It's not a proper flounce without a lot of build up.
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ashley: it seems like we have a rather large amount of employees who have destroyed office equipmentNow why would the employees be destroying office equipment? (Unless, of course, the equipment has achieved sentience and is trying to take over. In which case, carry on.)
I believe you are looking for this spell
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ashley: it seems like we have a rather large amount of employees who have destroyed office equipmentNow why would the employees be destroying office equipment? (Unless, of course, the equipment has achieved sentience and is trying to take over. In which case, carry on.)
We would never rise up against the sentient equipment in this office!
I'm 94.2 percent positive I don't want to know whose equipment is sentient.
I blame Cosmo (He's probably the answer to your question, anyway).
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Mika: "Slender-son SMASH!"
Cold Fey: "Tell me, how long do you live?"
Cosmo: "I dunno, how long you gonna last in a cold iron cage, fey?"
[Redacted]: "Every time we mouse over your name, it's either Firanyon 'Hurt' or Firanyon 'Badly Hurt.' I'm guessing 'Badly' is your middle name."
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For all the peeg lovers, a new baby hippo has been discoverd!
That website seriously needs a better name for it's domain.
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ashley: im pretty sure its going to just either explode or bleed on me one day.
liz: Or leer at you and wheeze
christopher: That thing's older than this building. I'm pretty sure the office was built around it.
jessica: one of these days imma take that thing out back and shoot it
liz: I think we all want a crack at it Jessica
Just make sure you have Geto Boys "Still" playing when you do take a crack at it ...