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I will not be entering that thread again. So that it will die properly.


CHALLENGE ACCEPTED


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Mythic JMD031 wrote:
I will not be entering that thread again. So that it will die properly.

Never!

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Gary IT'S IN THE WALLS


Chris Lambertz wrote:
Gary IT'S IN THE WALLS

:-O Cosmo is in the walls?


Matt Thomason wrote:
Chris Lambertz wrote:
Gary IT'S IN THE WALLS
:-O Cosmo is in the walls?

The Cos of Calamity is EVERYWHERE!!!


Master Pugwampi wrote:
Matt Thomason wrote:
Chris Lambertz wrote:
Gary IT'S IN THE WALLS
:-O Cosmo is in the walls?
The Cos of Calamity is EVERYWHERE!!!

T3K3L1-L1!! T3K3L1-L1!!!

Lantern Lodge Customer Service Dire Care Bear Manager

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christopher: Oh, you can drive on ice just fine.

christopher: Stopping and steering on ice... not s'much.


Sara Marie wrote:

christopher: Oh, you can drive on ice just fine.

christopher: Stopping and steering on ice... not s'much.

Come to Alaska, we'll teach you how.

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gary: ..what on earth are you people doing down there??

christopher: And why aren't we doing it over here?!

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Jessica: Ok, spiced wine heating up downstairs. Will send out Ascendence Day email shortly.

Liz: Happy Ascendence Day!

Erik: GAH! I left Valeros' tankard at home!

Christopher: Heresy!

Lissa: what does cayden do to mess with his worshippers who displease him?

Liz: It's in Gods and Magic, I think. Makes the beer sour. Wine to vinegar, etc. Or a wicked hangover.

Erik: Yeah, that'd suck.

Christopher: Tsk tsk, Erik.

Justin: and for those that don't drink, he surronds them with roudy drunkards

Cosmo: Cayden’s displeasure? Two words: Keg stand.

Lissa: Cayden's Displeasure sounds like the drink someone dares you to drink at the end of the night that got all the other drinks combined.

Justin: so what I'm hearing is we need to have a fan contest for creating the drinks "Cayden's Displeasure" and "Cayden's Bliss"


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Cayden's Displeasure has already been invented, it is called a Cement Mixer

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Mark: I thought you were out today Lisa? Did you smell wine and decide to come in?

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Lamontius wrote:

Cayden's Displeasure has already been invented, it is called a Cement Mixer

...That was my response. >.>


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Liz Courts wrote:
Lamontius wrote:

Cayden's Displeasure has already been invented, it is called a Cement Mixer

...That was my response. >.>

Did you get the same unsettled feeling reading my answer that I did as when I read,

Jessica Price wrote:
Lissa: what does cayden do to mess with his worshippers who displease him?

and said to myself, "Keg Stands", then continued reading and saw,

Jessica Price wrote:
Cosmo: Cayden’s displeasure? Two words: Keg stand.

and then thought to myself oh god my mind works just like Cosmo's NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Lamontius wrote:
oh god my mind works just like Cosmo's NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I was just thinking the same thing...

:)

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Cosmo wrote:
Lamontius wrote:
oh god my mind works just like Cosmo's NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I was just thinking the same thing...

:)

The only thing to be gathered from this is that Lamontius is also pure evil and needs to be put down for the good of humanity.

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christopher: There's bread downstairs. You'll have to provide your own circuses.

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ashley: oooohhhh judy is an EVIL person. she suggested making bread pudding with the same kind of sweet bread that i brought in and eggnog. that sounds so deliciously fattening.

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Sara Marie wrote:
ashley: oooohhhh judy is an EVIL person. she suggested making bread pudding with the same kind of sweet bread that i brought in and eggnog. that sounds so deliciously fattening.

Give me the ingredients and this can happen.

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christopher: I, for one, welcome my new Robot Overlord.

robot chris: I'm really the worst person to pick for an overlord


Jessica Price wrote:

Jessica: Ok, spiced wine heating up downstairs. Will send out Ascendence Day email shortly.

Liz: Happy Ascendence Day!

Erik: GAH! I left Valeros' tankard at home!

Christopher: Heresy!

Lissa: what does cayden do to mess with his worshippers who displease him?

Liz: It's in Gods and Magic, I think. Makes the beer sour. Wine to vinegar, etc. Or a wicked hangover.

Erik: Yeah, that'd suck.

Christopher: Tsk tsk, Erik.

Justin: and for those that don't drink, he surronds them with roudy drunkards

Cosmo: Cayden’s displeasure? Two words: Keg stand.

Lissa: Cayden's Displeasure sounds like the drink someone dares you to drink at the end of the night that got all the other drinks combined.

Justin: so what I'm hearing is we need to have a fan contest for creating the drinks "Cayden's Displeasure" and "Cayden's Bliss"

How do I favorite this twice!?

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gary: Like tribble, except with knives.


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Sara Marie wrote:
gary: Like tribble, except with knives.

"Hey Merisiel, your knife just ate my bowl of rice, and now it's purring. Wait, where did all these little knives come from?"


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Sara Marie wrote:
gary: Like tribble, except with knives.

I pictured something along the lines of baby hedgehogs. "Aww, how cu- ow! Wait, where'd all the food go?"

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justin: its kinda like it tries to hand you a catalogue, you turn it down, and then as you're walking away it pulls out a rocket launcher and fires a catalogue at you while your back is turned

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sara marie: i'm just a terrible person :)

cosmo: no, you’re not.

sara marie: [redacted]

cosmo: Ok, NOW you’re a bad person


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What have you done that Cosmo of all the people considers you bad person?!!!

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Christopher: Like Moses coming down with the Commandments from on high, Gary dispenses the work amongst the eager throng.
Christopher: Which is mostly just me, but I can throng like 4 or 5 people on a good day.

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Drejk wrote:
What have you done that Cosmo of all the people considers you bad person?!!!

Do not ask this question—that way lies madness. Suffice it to say there is a reason she's called the Dire Carebear.


Liz Courts wrote:
Drejk wrote:
What have you done that Cosmo of all the people considers you bad person?!!!
Do not ask this question—that way lies madness.

Actually I think that passed that madness on my way to where I am now.

Quote:
Suffice it to say there is a reason she's called the Dire Carebear.

Dire Carebear Manager!

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liz: If you like your coffee hot as hell, black as death, and sweet as sin, there's a fresh pot over here.

Lantern Lodge Customer Service Dire Care Bear Manager

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robot chris: sara marie wins whole contest


There was contest at Paizo?

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justin: well I did have a great-grandmother with an 8 in her name

cs erik: was she your... gr8 grandmother?

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robot chris: you could say Erik's puns a have apeel

robot chris: hiding from bananas

cs erik: you better split.

robot chris: yes, before the rest of tech team island starts iscreaming

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Gary: still too big but better

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Sara Marie wrote:
tech team island

Gary finally installed the moat?

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Ross Byers wrote:
Sara Marie wrote:
tech team island
Gary finally installed the moat?

Pretty sure there might be ballistae and mangonels at this point, too.

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robot chris: ....and it's like playing jenga with ballpit balls....

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gary: fresh jet black coffee in tech team
gary: guaranteed blacker than your soul

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liz: Putting this book back in the Gaming Library and going to make a Will save to resist being compelled to organize it.

erik: SAN points are at stake Liz, just walk away

liz: ...Made my Will save. Must have been the morale bonus from the coffee.

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Gary: DID YOU KNOW THAT IF YOU FILL UP THE BASKET EENTIRELY WITH COFFEE GROUNDS AND ONLY USE HALF THE WATER AND THEN MAKE COFFEE AND EVERYBODY WHO DRINKS COFFEE IS OUT SICK SO YOU CAN HAVE ALL THE COFFEEE AND THEN YOU DRINK ALL THE COFFEE AND OMG THE SPARKLES

Robot Chris: tech team island is totally fine and safe

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ashley: gary are you hearing colors? if your answer is no, your coffee isn't strong enough. we must weed out the weaklings with strong coffee

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liz: I ARE NINJA. I IS NINJA'ING.

Silver Crusade

Sara Marie wrote:
liz: I ARE NINJA. I IS NINJA'ING.

So basically:

DELETE
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Rysky wrote:
Sara Marie wrote:
liz: I ARE NINJA. I IS NINJA'ING.

So basically:

DELETE
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Well, that all depends on the thread...

Actually, no.
No, it doesn't.

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