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Does that mean Sara Marie is Cosmo's boss now?
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Cosmo showed some qualities of humans and humbly did not mention his own promotion to be Sales Assistant. Not quite what you'd expect for a Being Outside Time And Space, but maybe Paizo is rubbing off on him :)
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Cosmo showed some qualities of humans and humbly did not mention his own promotion to be Sales Assistant. Not quite what you'd expect for a Being Outside Time And Space, but maybe Paizo is rubbing off on him :)
Yes. That's it. I was showing qualities of a pitiful HU-MON. Please persist in this belief.
HUZZAH!!!
Cosmo showed some qualities of humans and humbly did not mention his own promotion to be Sales Assistant. Not quite what you'd expect for a Being Outside Time And Space, but maybe Paizo is rubbing off on him :)
I just read Cosmo's post as indirect form of proclaiming own change of rank.
Will Sara Marie be acquiring new minions soon?
Will Sara Marie be acquiring new minions soon?
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Will Sara Marie be acquiring new minions soon?At least they're trying to make it so.
And my application to be one is already sent in. Although, I prefer the term "Named Underling" over minion. Minions get killed off when the murder hobos calling themselves adventurers run though the lair. A named underling is allowed to live so that they can pass on valuable plot information and have a high likelihood of dying of natural causes.
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And my application to be one is already sent in. Although, I prefer the term "Named Underling" over minion. Minions get killed off when the murder hobos calling themselves adventurers run though the lair. A named underling is allowed to live so that they can pass on valuable plot information and have a high likelihood of dying of natural causes.Will Sara Marie be acquiring new minions soon?At least they're trying to make it so.
You know Evil Overlords are considered natural cause of death to named underlings?
I've never heard that for Evil Overladies... does it hold true there as well?You know Evil Overlords are considered natural cause of death to named underlings?And my application to be one is already sent in. Although, I prefer the term "Named Underling" over minion. Minions get killed off when the murder hobos calling themselves adventurers run though the lair. A named underling is allowed to live so that they can pass on valuable plot information and have a high likelihood of dying of natural causes.Will Sara Marie be acquiring new minions soon?At least they're trying to make it so.
I was under the impression that Evil Overlord was a gender-neutral term.
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Evil Supervisors' minions are always expendable in the cauldron of rampaging murder hobos.
All minions are expendable. They are a dime a dozen at "Evil Mart".
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Will Sara Marie be acquiring new minions soon?At least they're trying to make it so.
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Erik Keith: Dibs on the non-red encounter suit.
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Ross I don't sports.
YAY for promotions.
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I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favorite thread on Paizo.
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robot chris: I have a complaint to make to the Coffee Fairy: my cup doesn't auto refill
robot chris: the Coffee Fairy would be the weirdest fairy
robot chris: I mean, is it super perky because caffeine? Or is it nice and quiet and no sudden movements because you haven't had coffee yet?
lissa: Coffee fairy doesn't drink her own stuff man.
lissa: And the first cup is always free.
robot chris: I have a complaint to make to the Coffee Fairy: my cup doesn't auto refill
robot chris: the Coffee Fairy would be the weirdest fairy
robot chris: I mean, is it super perky because caffeine? Or is it nice and quiet and no sudden movements because you haven't had coffee yet?
lissa: Coffee fairy doesn't drink her own stuff man.
lissa: And the first cup is always free.
Fun fact: the Coffee Fairy doesn't exist. You obviously are talking about Caffeine Cats.
Erik: Well, I guess that makes more sense than my skull magnet theory.
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me: I find it interesting that despite frosting a roughly equal number of each color, there are way more orange cupcakes left over than any other color.
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cs erik: Well, I took care of that problem!
Resourceful. Promote that man!
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Resourceful. Promote that man!me: I find it interesting that despite frosting a roughly equal number of each color, there are way more orange cupcakes left over than any other color.
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cs erik: Well, I took care of that problem!
Before Paizo, CS Erik was also a roadie for DLRoth-era Van Halen in charge of eliminating all the brown M&Ms.
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Crystal Frasier: Of course, for Valentine's Day, I think I'd recommend the Alien quadrilogy instead. Far more romantic
Sean K Reynolds: It is a love story
Crystal Frasier: I love the quirky parts about how hard it is to be a professional woman while still being a good mother to your hundreds of flesh-ripping babies.
Crystal Frasier: Of course, for Valentine's Day, I think I'd recommend the Alien quadrilogy instead. Far more romantic
Sean K Reynolds: It is a love story
Crystal Frasier: I love the quirky parts about how hard it is to be a professional woman while still being a good mother to your hundreds of flesh-ripping babies.
I really hope the aliens game arrives from gamefly soon.
Jeff Alvarez: If it smells like a duck, it's probably a duck.
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Gary Too late, I made it a unicorn.
so just out of curiosity... Anything interesting happens at Goblinworks and if so, can we have a "Overheard at the Goblinworks Office" thread?
still love this thread.
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Adam: ...goat eyes!
Rob: No, no, no...
Adam: ...like eight goat eyes!
Rob: Two goat eyes is too many!
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robot chris: all of my fears are irrational unphotographical things
cosmo: trying not to not take that as a challenge....
ross: If you don't have a fear of clowns, Cosmo has some pictures that will give you one.
cosmo: some?
cosmo: *several*
robot chris: and by several, he means hundred
Rob: Two goat eyes is too many!
*goes to come up with something both cyclopean and goat-eyed*