Overheard at the Paizo office

[Readerbreeder]

Liz Courts wrote:

NdGT is a herald of Sagan.

Liz, on first glance, I read that as "NdGT is a herald of Satan". I couldn't figure out what the guy had done to you! Having Carl Sagan as god of "billions and billions of stars" is pretty cool, though.

[Adam Daigle]

Hail Sagan!

[Liz Courts]

Adam Daigle wrote:

Hail Sagan!

Hail Sagan!

[zergtitan]

Just noticing how many products Liz just put up I need to ask who gave the ninja the extra strong coffee today? It's.............unnatural.

[Christopher Anthony]

Cosmo: it would be really great if you could do this specific--and probably illegal-- thing with my [redacted]
Robot Chris: there's some opportunity for [redacted]s in that statement
Ashley: why do you hate [redacted]?!?

[Sara Marie]

sharaya: does anyone know if we have jade regent dice in stock?

cs erik: Still on preorder

christopher: Your mom's on preorder

cs erik: Yeah, well your... dads on... uhh... backorder.

[Cosmo]

[redacted]: Oh silly hippy parents.
Katina: Your parents are hippies?!
Katina: That is awesome.
[redacted]: well, they got better.

[Sara Marie]

cosmo: Ahhh, the traditional after-lunch favorite-harvest.
cosmo: Good crop today.

[Sara Marie]

robot chris: Dueling Delves
robot chris: Where everyone dies, and the points don't matter!

[Sara Marie]

katina: goblin hat = mandatory

[Christopher Anthony]

Robot Chris: This makes my robot parts so happy.
Robot Chris: It fills me with a feeling I can't describe.
Robot Chris: It might be heartburn.

[Ross Byers]

Robot needs an oil change.

[Sara Marie]

katina: WHO IS MY SAFETY BUDDY?

robot chris: DO YOU HAVE YOUR EXIT BUDDY

gary: my safety buddy is whoever doesn't outrun me

gary: my exit buddy is whoever's in my way

[Sara Marie]

cs erik: Clowns of the Inner Sea?

[Sara Marie]

gary: also, omg, LUCK PUMP

gary: you can shift luck from places to other places

gary: or things or people

christopher: So you can go luck yourself?

[Christopher Anthony]

Sara Marie: blogs always make me nervous
Liz: kinda like kettle corn

[Sara Marie]

robot chris: I don't know if I can handle project managing stuff *AND* aliens

[Crystal Frasier]

Crystal: Inner Sea Gods and Inner Sea Combat are coming out at the same time. Does this mean we can finally settle who would win in a fight?

Crystal: Like, who would win in a fight, Shelyn or Calistria?

Robot: ...

Robot: BEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeees!

Crystal: You make a compelling argument.

[Lamontius]

aggggggggggghhhhhhhh I want to make a joke but I am not going to

[TOZ]

NO NOT THE BEES! AAAAUUUUUGGGAAAUUUAAAAGGGGAAAHHHH!

[Pillbug Toenibbler]

aggggggggggghhhhhhhh I want to link to a NSFNickCage animated gif but I am not going to

[Mythic JMD031]

I hate bees. Why? Because I was maliciously attacked by bees once. Because Dane Cook has a bit about bees and he is unfunny. To summarize, I hate bees.

[Kajehase]

Calistria: "I shall sic my swarm of nasty, stinging bees on you!"

Shelyn: "Oh, honey."

[Cosmo]

Redacted: Who wants to see an inappropriate for any other workplace but paizo quote?
Redacted: [redacted]

[Chris Lambertz]

Redacted I was expecting [redacted] and got kittens.

[Amby's Brain]

Oh, for heaven's sake... do you want [REDACTED]? Because that's how you get [REDACTED]! [/Malory Archer]

[Lamontius]

Crystal Frasier wrote:

Crystal: Inner Sea Gods and Inner Sea Combat are coming out at the same time. Does this mean we can finally settle who would win in a fight?

Crystal: Like, who would win in a fight, Shelyn or Calistria?

Robot: ...

Robot: BEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeees!

Crystal: You make a compelling argument.

Steel cage match:

Aroden vs. Razmir

(Razmir wins by count-out)

...too soon?

[Sara Marie]

cosmo: I'm sticky all over my everything.

[Itchy]

Crystal Frasier wrote:

Crystal: Inner Sea Gods and Inner Sea Combat are coming out at the same time. Does this mean we can finally settle who would win in a fight?

Crystal: Like, who would win in a fight, Shelyn or Calistria?

Robot: ...

Robot: BEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeees!

Crystal: You make a compelling argument.

Though they stare down the supernatural every day (with the help of some liquor), Frank and Sadie Doyle are, in fact afraid of bees. It's true. Just check out Beyond Belief on the Thrilling Adventure Hour Podcast!

[Limeylongears]

Kajehase wrote:

Calistria: "I shall sic my swarm of nasty, stinging bees on you!"

Shelyn: "Oh, honey."

Limey meditates on a 'joke' involving Calistria's divine 38 Bees for some considerable time

Mmmnnope. Nothing.

[Ross Byers]

Sara Marie wrote:

cosmo: I'm sticky all over my everything.

And that's how Cosmo got bees.

[Sara Marie]

robot chris: so, as it turns out
robot chris: when I say the process for [redacted] is entirely unique to paizo and nowhere else
robot chris: I mean it
robot chris: documenting this is hurting my brain

christopher: How many times does "take the blood of the fatted calf" appear?

robot chris: only twice

robot chris: so far

[Readerbreeder]

Ross Byers wrote:

Sara Marie wrote:

cosmo: I'm sticky all over my everything.

And that's how Cosmo got bees.

Are you sure Cosmo has bees? When I saw this --

Chris Lambertz wrote:

Redacted I was expecting [redacted] and got kittens.

I was thinking that Cosmo had kittens! Maybe he can have kittenbees? Of course, he'll likely turn those to some cosmic evil, as well...

[Cosmo]

Katina: quant sounds like something a duck with a nose cold would say

[Sara Marie]

katina: oH GOD
cs erik: NO NO NO
katina: COSMO WHY
liz: Lawl
cs erik: AAAAAUUUGGGGHHHH
katina: *cries*
christopher: Nothing will top that today.

cosmo: *bows*

[Sara Marie]

gary: the talky talky subscription that i can't remember the name of right now

robot chris: pathfinder legends?

[John Compton]

Mark: Hey John, is this name too close to <redacted>'s?
John: Nah, the syllable structure is all different; it's not like you had just swapped out one diphthong for another.
Mark: Ah! You used diphthong in context! Correctly! I've never heard it used in a sentence.
John: You just hear it in phrases and exclamations?
Mark: Mmhmm!
John: Ow! My Diphthong?
Mark: That's the one!

[markofbane]

Kajehase wrote:

Calistria: "I shall sic my swarm of nasty, stinging bees on you!"

Shelyn: "Oh, honey."

I used to like bees. Then, I played in Realm of the Fellnight Queen. We had no area of effect spells.

*Shakes fist* "Spicer!!!"

[Neil Spicer]

^_^

[Liz Courts]

Sara Marie: Keep saying that and I will punch you in the face.

[Tels]

Liz Courts wrote:

Sara Marie: Keep saying that and I will punch you in the face.

Wow! What did Cosmo do?

[Christopher Anthony]

Robot Chris: Sutter is a new class?
Gary: every party needs a sutter
...
Robot Chris: so sutters are so frickin rad?
Robot Chris: are we agreed?
CS Erik: Yep, it'll make both monks and rogues obsolete

[Chris Lambertz]

Gary british potato enthusiast specializing in unarmed potato attacks: chip monk

[Sara Marie]

cosmo: LET. THEM. *SEE*.

[Rysky]

Sara Marie wrote:

cosmo: LET. THEM. *SEE*.

Another citation for public nudity, eh?

[Lamontius]

he showed them his dip thong

[Sara Marie]

gary: they will make me their god and give me pancakes all day long

[Sara Marie]

robot chris: bam!