Abraham Lincoln was a Homosexual?


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pres man wrote:
Tiny Coffee Golem wrote:
As "a gay" myself I'd much rather "have" Conan than spiderman. Conan is a mans man (double entendre alert) and spiderman is a twinky whining loser.
I'm not sure what is so manly about the guy, I mean he's a pasty ginger.

Ah, but you've apparently not seen him in jeggings.

Edit: Nakkid ginger Conan in Jeggings for TotP!

Liberty's Edge

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
pres man wrote:
Tiny Coffee Golem wrote:
As "a gay" myself I'd much rather "have" Conan than spiderman. Conan is a mans man (double entendre alert) and spiderman is a twinky whining loser.
I'm not sure what is so manly about the guy, I mean he's a pasty ginger.

Ah, but you've apparently not seen him in jeggings.

Edit: Nakkid ginger Conan in Jeggings for TotP!

Can I flag this for being a crime against humanity!? O_o

Why!?

*dies*


Studpuffin wrote:
Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
pres man wrote:
Tiny Coffee Golem wrote:
As "a gay" myself I'd much rather "have" Conan than spiderman. Conan is a mans man (double entendre alert) and spiderman is a twinky whining loser.
I'm not sure what is so manly about the guy, I mean he's a pasty ginger.

Ah, but you've apparently not seen him in jeggings.

Edit: Nakkid ginger Conan in Jeggings for TotP!

Can I flag this for being a crime against humanity!? O_o

Why!?

*dies*

You can flag it, but freaking Tim Gunn approved of it. I just don't understand fashion at all.


David Fryer wrote:
Tiny Coffee Golem wrote:
pres man wrote:
Tiny Coffee Golem wrote:
As "a gay" myself I'd much rather "have" Conan than spiderman. Conan is a mans man (double entendre alert) and spiderman is a twinky whining loser.
I'm not sure what is so manly about the guy, I mean he's a pasty ginger.
Pecs, abs, arms and a poor grasp of the english language. :-)
I watch Conan every night and he has none of those things. :)

I'm slow. I just got the joke. lol. I forgot about the pasty ginger night time talk show host completely.

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Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
pres man wrote:
Tiny Coffee Golem wrote:
As "a gay" myself I'd much rather "have" Conan than spiderman. Conan is a mans man (double entendre alert) and spiderman is a twinky whining loser.
I'm not sure what is so manly about the guy, I mean he's a pasty ginger.

Ah, but you've apparently not seen him in jeggings.

Edit: Nakkid ginger Conan in Jeggings for TotP!

Can I flag this for being a crime against humanity!? O_o

Why!?

*dies*

You can flag it, but freaking Tim Gunn approved of it. I just don't understand fashion at all.

I drape like a muthaf%+*a.


This seems relevant to the topic in hand... I mean at hand.


I don't think this is correct. Because you can't be the President of the United States if you are a homo.

Abe was, in fact, President.

Therefore, Abe was not a homosexual.

Q.E.D.

The Exchange

Aubrey the Malformed wrote:
yellowdingo wrote:
Gary Teter wrote:
I'm pretty sure Ben Franklin was in fact Shadow Lord President of the United States of America for at least three terms.
Before or after he defected to france and took up gratuitous sex with french prostitutes (male and female) out of the US embassy?
How do you know the sex he was having was gratuitous?

John Adams Miniseries...though anything based on the journals and diaries of John Adams are likely puritanical. So descriptions of the elder statesman Ben Franklin getting it on with french doxys in the US Ambassador's residence in Paris is...well...an understatement of the reality?

Silver Crusade

Sebastian wrote:
Merlin Porkins wrote:
Sebastian wrote:

The problem is that everyone thinks Lincoln is a great president, while completely ignoring the many achievements of Ben Franklin, the nation's greatest president.

Also, Lincoln had a b*~#+in' luxury car. Or so I hear.

Franklin did indeed do many cool things, but he was never President of the United States.

Edit: Just sayin'

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Then why is he on the $100 bill

Because he was just that cool.

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and Mount Rushmore?

He's not.


Grand Magus wrote:

Because you can't be the President of the United States if you are a homo.

Someone might want to mention that to Perry before he begins his run.

Dark Archive Bella Sara Charter Superscriber

Merlin Porkins wrote:
Sebastian wrote:
and Mount Rushmore?
He's not.

You're thinking of the Canadian Mount Rushmore, which has second string American presidents (Adams, Taylor, Grant, and Doc) because Canada itself is a second string America. The real Mount Rushmore, located in East Dakota, has both a young Franklin and the later, burned out rockstar Franklin.

I swear, doesn't anyone know American history and landmarks?

Sovereign Court

Grand Magus wrote:


I don't think this is correct. Because you can't be the President of the United States if you are a homo.

Abe was, in fact, President.

Therefore, Abe was not a homosexual.

Q.E.D.

Is there a rule or is this just magical thinking?

The Exchange

GeraintElberion wrote:
Grand Magus wrote:


I don't think this is correct. Because you can't be the President of the United States if you are a homo.

Abe was, in fact, President.

Therefore, Abe was not a homosexual.

Q.E.D.

Is there a rule or is this just magical thinking?

Misconception...more likely 'X is President therefore X is member of Church of the Greater Evil and killed a baby as initiation into the Church'.


yellowdingo wrote:
Misconception...more likely 'X is President therefore X is member of Church of the Greater Evil and killed a baby as initiation into the Church'.

*whispers into lapel mic* Yellowdingo knows. Scramble the strike team.

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