Beliefs I accept before I start drinking

[Aberzombie]

I believe I need a haircut and a shave. I'm starting to resemble some dirty hippie.

[Aberzombie]

I believe waking your daughter up by counting down with your wife, throwing the door open, and yelling "Get her!", is very amusing.

[Aberzombie]

I believe it's a beautiful day in the neighborhood!

[Kryzbyn]

I believe I am tired of hyperbolic exaggeration in reporting.

[Aberzombie]

I believe it was a good food day.

[Aberzombie]

I believe today might be a catch up on some reading kind of morning.

[Syrus Terrigan]

I believe being sick on your birthday sucks.

[Aberzombie]

I believe it's time to brew another batch of mead.

[Aberzombie]

I believe I need to let my wife know (yet again) the fish tank needs cleaning.

[Aberzombie]

I believe the crazy cat that's been living around my house is in dire need of a home.....somewhere that's NOT my house.

[Aberzombie]

I believe the "long game" has begun between my wife and I regarding the getting of a puppy. I believe I will, without guilt, use my children as weapons in this "battle".

[Aberzombie]

I believe Catfish Station actually has some pretty decent gumbo.

[Aberzombie]

I believe it's going to be a long day.

[Aberzombie]

I believe I'm not sure what I believe today.

[Aberzombie]

I believe that about 12 hours from now (give or take an hour) I'll own Neil Gaiman's new book.

[Aberzombie]

I believe this cough has become annoying.

[Aberzombie]

I believe it's going to be another beautiful day, weatherwise.

[Aberzombie]

I believe I was not able to get a lot done yesterday.

[Aberzombie]

I believe it's going to be a busy day.

[Aberzombie]

I believe I'm going to see some craptastic weather today.

[Syrus Terrigan]

I believe this Dr. Pepper tastes funny.

[Aberzombie]

I believe I might have slept wrong on my neck.

[Aberzombie]

I believe it was a bad tit chilly this morning.

[Aberzombie]

I believe my house needs a bit of cleaning.

[Aberzombie]

I believe my new mead batch is proving....stubborn.

[Aberzombie]

I believe it's going to be a busy day, and not really in a good way.

[Aberzombie]

I believe I may try to get some boiled crawfish for lunch today.

[Aberzombie]

I believe my quest to get some boiled crawfish was a delicious success.

[Aberzombie]

I believe the weather is finally turning towards "morning constitutional". Woot!

[Aberzombie]

I believe I need to find some things to do away from the house today.

[Aberzombie]

I believe my boy has everything he needs to look the part in his school's Hoedown.

[Aberzombie]

I believe there's just about 24 hours until I own a copy of Doctor Strange.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

I believe Justice is nothing short of a medical necessity. Individuals and entire countries alike wither and die for lack of it.

[Aberzombie]

I believe the Doctor Strange movie was just as awesome as I remember it being. I also believe I look forward to the next few years of the Marvel movie universe.

[Aberzombie]

I believe Open House at the boy's school was a complete waste of time yesterday.

[Aberzombie]

I believe I may skip my morning constitutional today. Not sure. I'll see how quickly (or not) it warms up.

[Aberzombie]

I believe it's another beautiful day in the neighborhood.

[Aberzombie]

I believe I'm going to enjoy my quiet time today.

[Aberzombie]

I believe I may be able to get outside today and trim that bush/tree thing back some more.

[Aberzombie]

I believe I am not looking forward to next week.

[Aberzombie]

I believe a trip to the comic book store may be in order.

[Aberzombie]

I believe this week has the more-than-likely potential to suck big hairy goat balls.

[Aberzombie]

I believe it's going to be a bright, sunshiny day, but still a cool morning.

[Aberzombie]

I believe the U.S. Mint's "gold" dollar coins have been very useful.

[Aberzombie]

I believe the waiting can sometimes truly be the hardest part.

[Aberzombie]

I believe my boy is very excited to have beaten Angry Birds Epic.

[Ragadolf]

I believe I have not played Angry Birds Epic in a long time. And was nowhere close to beating it.

[Ragadolf]

I believe that Last nights load in was only the beginning of a VERY long week.
I believe that being in a production of Sweeney Todd is worth it. I hope.

[Aberzombie]

I believe I'm not really sure what to do today, other than the usual boring s~+*.

[Aberzombie]

I believe the phrase "Suck my nutsack, universe" is appropriate for today.