Beliefs I accept before I start drinking

[Garydee]

I believe that it's way too cold for Texas.

[Bitter Thorn]

I believe I have a headache. A lot.

[Aberzombie]

I believe I can take care of that for you.......

Mmmmm.....brainnnnnsssss

[Aberzombie]

I believe The Hobbit movie was really cool.

[Aberzombie]

I believe it's another cold ass morning.

[Aberzombie]

I believe that sometimes the news is filled with happy things!

[Aberzombie]

I believe we're due for some unseasobably warm weather over the next two days.

[Orthos]

Aberzombie wrote:

I believe we're due for some unseasobably warm weather over the next two days.

I believe you should share.

[Aberzombie]

I believe most of the TV I watch these days consists of Mickey Mouse and animated trains.

I believe I'm OK with this.

[Aberzombie]

I believe there is a distinct lack of coffee this morning.

[TriOmegaZero]

I believe this is my last field exercise ever.

[Patrick Curtin]

I believe Winter is half over

[Aberzombie]

I believe that I'll be happy if the groundhog was correct.

[TriOmegaZero]

'Winter is going'?

[Aberzombie]

I believe there was no snow this morning.

[Aberzombie]

I believe I'm glad I won't be anywhere near Boston and its immediate surroundings this weekend.

[Patrick Curtin]

I believe I am despondent because I am near enough to sweat this one...

[TriOmegaZero]

I believe it is depressing being in house alone.

[Aberzombie]

I believe I'm shocked at some news this morning.

I believe this news is very historical.

[Patrick Curtin]

Annnnd, I believe it took little or no time for an OTD thread to be dedicated to the news.

I believe I shall prudently block it before the flames get too high

[Aberzombie]

I believe it was only a matter of time before such a thread was created.

I believe I too have blocked it, for sanity's sake.

[Patrick Curtin]

I believe I am interested in the historic angle of the news. I believe I shall start a discussion of it elsewhere a little less trolly. I'll tag you zombeh

[Aberzombie]

I beleive I enjoyed Hero Lab time last night.

[Aberzombie]

I believe I'm very happy it's finally Friday.

I believe I have some minor plumbing work to do tonight.

I believe my wife does not believe me when I tell her she has no say in picking out a new shower head since she has been in self-declared exile from helping clean the house.

[Aberzombie]

I believe the phrase "that dude is such a douchey little tool" would, in this case, be an insult to both douches and tools.

[Aberzombie]

I believe I was reminded of my previous post when perusing another thread this morning.

[Ambrosia Slaad]

Aberzombie wrote:

I believe my wife does not believe me when I tell her she has no say in picking out a new shower head since she has been in self-declared exile from helping clean the house.

I believe I should not plant prank ideas in the 'Zombies head, like pouring a packet of kool-aid or powdered beef/chicken bouillon in the new shower head before the wife first uses it.

[Ambrosia Slaad]

This morning, I believe Ambrose Bierce had entirely too much faith in the goodness of humanity.

[Orthos]

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

This morning, I believe Ambrose Bierce had entirely too much faith in the goodness of humanity.

I believe I feel that way almost every day.

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

I believe my wife does not believe me when I tell her she has no say in picking out a new shower head since she has been in self-declared exile from helping clean the house.

I believe I should not plant prank ideas in the 'Zombies head, like pouring a packet of kool-aid or powdered beef/chicken bouillon in the new shower head before the wife first uses it.

I did that once, with red Kool-aid. My brother had a major freakout.

[Ambrosia Slaad]

Orthos wrote:

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

I believe my wife does not believe me when I tell her she has no say in picking out a new shower head since she has been in self-declared exile from helping clean the house.

I believe I should not plant prank ideas in the 'Zombies head, like pouring a packet of kool-aid or powdered beef/chicken bouillon in the new shower head before the wife first uses it.

I did that once, with red Kool-aid. My brother had a major freakout.

Bonus points if you trace "GET OUT!" or "I WAS MURDERED!" on the bathroom mirror with your finger. Then when the mirror steams up, the residual oil from your finger makes the "invisible" message appear.

[Aberzombie]

I believe I've got a lot to do on this day off.

[Aberzombie]

I believe my boy had an awesome birthday!

[Orthos]

I believe I am tired of being insulted simply because I do not participate in the activities and entertainments that others enjoy.

[Turin the Mad]

Orthos wrote:

I believe I am tired of being insulted simply because I do not participate in the activities and entertainments that others enjoy.

O.o

[Patrick Curtin]

Orthos wrote:

I believe I am tired of being insulted simply because I do not participate in the activities and entertainments that others enjoy.

I believe you were being trolled, O. The buzzing of dung flies should not bother you. Let them prattle on, they wont be at your table ever, and can wallow in their own excrement.

[Ragadolf]

I believe I am glad this is the last day for this show on my stage.

I also believe that I prefer this show to the malarky I'm going to have to deal with next week.
;P

[Aberzombie]

I believe Children's Hospital of Philadelphia is AWESOME and the service they've given my family these last two days is spectacular.

[Aberzombie]

I believe I'm glad my first visit to the ER as a parent is over.

[Garydee]

I believe it's great to have my computer working again.

[Aberzombie]

I believe a "huzzah" is in order to welcome you back!

[Aberzombie]

I believe.....HUZZAH!

[Patrick Curtin]

I believe I don't like when my wife works late.

However, I believe I do get a lot of my PbPs updated

[Balrog]

Aberzombie wrote:

I believe.....HUZZAH!

I believe I concur!

[Aberzombie]

I believe that despite going to be early, I still did not get much rest.

[Aberzombie]

I believe I'm bummed out by the direction Order of the Stick has taken.

[Azaelas Fayth]

Meh, Durkon isn't out yet. He will return.

[Aberzombie]

I believe it's going to be a long week, and an even longer 3 months.

[Aberzombie]

I believe that's another worthless thread hidden.

[Garydee]

Aberzombie wrote:

I believe that's another worthless thread hidden.

I believe that thread makes me wish Throat Punch Thursday was a real day.

[Turin the Mad]

I believe that I must be missing out on all the worthless / undesirable threads ... or somehow hiding the same threads you guys are.