I believe I can drink
I believe I'll guzzle till I cannot think
I dream about it every night and day
Some Dos Equus and a Tanqueray
I believe I can soar
Before I end up on the bathroom floooooor
I believe I can drink
I believe I can drink
I believe I can driiiiin *urp*
I believe you missed.
So my great grandmother's estate-worth of furniture is being split up between the family. I've been barred from receiving any of it. I asked why and the official reasons were twofold:
1. Umm, I don't know
and
2. Because you move around. You don't have a permanent home.
I believe my sister moves around more than I because of her job. She had first pick.
I believe b%%$$!!! reasons are b$~%#&$#. A year ago I hadn't believed they would be the types to bar me from the family because of who and what I am but now I'm not so sure.
Maybe I've been barred because I consider stealing an old lady's furniture while she's still alive to be harsh. Even if the family did forcibly have her committed to an insane asylum on shaky reasons.
I believe if anything would drive me to alcoholism it would be my family.
I believe the game last night go called on account of PPC.
I wish that stood for particle projection cannon, but alas.
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I believe the Marauder/Tactical Pod Glaug is one of the coolest looking robots ever imagined.
I believe that I have to work at 3am tomorrow.
I believe that I just heated and consumed the last piece of TG pecan pie before starting to drink this morning's coffee.
I believe that a smartphone makes waiting for your car to get serviced a lot less boring
I believe that I got an oil change today, too!
I also believe that if the various people who look under my baby's hood are telling the truth, she'll easily make it to 200k miles!
I must believe this, because I can't afford to buy a car right now.
I believe I will be driving my Corolla until it croaks, hopefully around 2025. I also believe working early gives me leeway to get this crap done. But, I Believe I haven't missed an oil change in five years, so I can't break the chain now!
I believe the best thing about third shift jobs is: no lines! Ever!
I believe the best thing about third shift jobs is: no lines! Ever!
LOL. I believe you don't live in an area with a large retiree population. Them buggers are up and moving by 4am. I believe when I retire I will sleep in =P
I believe this is one of the funniest fake commercials I've ever seen.
:)
I believe I'm very hung over.
I believe the best thing about third shift jobs is: no lines! Ever!LOL. I believe you don't live in an area with a large retiree population. Them buggers are up and moving by 4am. I believe when I retire I will sleep in =P
4am is a great time to go to bed, not get up.
4am is a great time to go to bed, not get up.I believe the best thing about third shift jobs is: no lines! Ever!LOL. I believe you don't live in an area with a large retiree population. Them buggers are up and moving by 4am. I believe when I retire I will sleep in =P
Pshaw. I believe I have already been up and at work for an hour by then
4am is a great time to go to bed, not get up.I believe the best thing about third shift jobs is: no lines! Ever!LOL. I believe you don't live in an area with a large retiree population. Them buggers are up and moving by 4am. I believe when I retire I will sleep in =P
I believe you, sir, are correct.
I believe tonight is going to suck balls. Big hairy ones.
I believe I have to be at work in seven hours.
I also believe I have been sober since the weekend.. *sigh*
I believe it is time to drink wine until I can get to the store to buy more beer.
I believe I enjoyed too many beers for you, CC. Ow! My head!
I believe that was less bad than it could have been.
The redneck cousins went off to do their own thing after only an hour of telling me why my life is a moral travesty then withdrew their dinner invitation for us. So my girlfriend and I went on a date. Good food, much better company.
I believe that $ 2.16 Million is a lot of money to pay for a comic book - except when that comic is a near pristine copy of Action Comics #1.
O_O
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I believe I have never been amazed by the actions of my government.
Disgusted? Yes. Bewildered? Often. But not amazed.
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I believe that I truly detest people who use the word 'retard' as an insult
There was a thread a while ago, I think it was called Internet Asperger's or something that might've got changed but...
It had a link to an article that was about trolling and people being rude to each other on the internet and it used as it's hypothetical insult something to the effect of "...you Dungeons and Dragons-playing communist f@!*tard" and I remeber thinking:
I believe they're talking about me!
I believe I can take a lot, but considering how that word has been used against my daughter I despise it's casual toss out as an insult. I don't go around calling people ethnic or racial slurs, I don't see why it's so hard to refrain from using a (former) medical term for inhibited brain function to insult sOmeone you disagree with
I believe it also burns me that several pejoratives are auto-censored by the website, yet 'retard' is perfectly fine
I believe I feel like I'm being stabbed with a branding iron. Or maybe a red hot poker, I'm not sure about the particulars.
I believe I'm having trouble deciding between more monk or multi-classing fighter. :/
I believe I'm having trouble deciding between more monk or multi-classing fighter. :/
Heh. I'd stick with monk -- out of all the non-caster classes except maybe the barbarian, it does the best single-classed. Love those higher-level ki strikes!
