His salary doesn't come close to mine. That show will be gone in a year without me. Duh, not winning.
Ironicly, this could actually be a good thing for the show, shaking up a series that I found to be a bit bland, all things considered. Snark guy bags the Closet guy. Closet guy gets back at the Snark guy. Annoying Child trumps everybody. Closet Guy and Snark Guy share a bonding moment before attempting the whole thing again.
Regardless, Sheen must be kicking himself for losing a 2,000,000 A YEAR WAGE because of his own ego. Just goes to show that no-one is ever irreplaceable, regardless of their talent.
You can tell Kutcher one thing. I own him. This contaminated little maggot can’t handle my power. Come on bro, I won best picture at 20.
So he's the replacement Darren then?
You can tell Kutcher one thing. I own him. This contaminated little maggot can’t handle my power. Come on bro, I won best picture at 20.
Yeah, and the you made "Navy SEALs". Bi-losing.
I don't mind Kutcher, but I have a hard time taking him seriously in any role after years of watching him oaf around as Michael Kelso on That 70's Show. Luckily, his new role shouldn't require much more brain power than his old one. =]
Please copy and paste this response for me to any and all forum threads and posts having to do with Ashton Kutcher, 2.5 Men, and/or Charlie Sheen:
Oh, you sad trolls.
Charlie, just go to *&%^&$%$^+. You are nothing but a *&*^%%$%$^$%* and a %$^#$^. Keep your p%$#@n stars and I hope you contract so many %^%$#@@ stds that your &%$#@* falls to pieces in your cereal bowl.
Jerk
Wheres my alimony and child support btw?
One more thing... your torpedo of truth had very little to it.
Gnarly gnarlingtons. And gnarly you are not. I’m going to win every moment. I’ve spent close to the last decade effortlessly and magically converting your tin cans into pure gold. Without me, you wouldn't be in the spotlight. I don’t know, winning, anyone? Rhymes with winning? Anyone? Yeah, that would be me.
I'm done. It's on. Bring it.