This feat is obviously overpowered and broken. I demand that Paizo errata this immediately! If my demands are not met I will whine and cry about it on these forums ad nauseum until I get several other people to join me on my stupid crusade to ensure this ability/feat/spell/whatever is removed from the game I know and love. Because obviously if it is written on the internet, in a book, or said directly to me by someone I know it is obviously a rule that cannot be broken and I am powerless to stop it with the exception of coming here to whine and cry about it. I will not stop, and I will not desist until my demands are met. Once this occurs I will gloat about my victory for several months or until the next thing comes along that raises my ire. You have been warned.Extra Level
Benefit: You gain an additional class level in a class of your choosing. You gain hit dice, skill points, save bonuses, bass attack, and class features as appropriate for your additional level. You also gain a bonus feat.
Special: This feat may be taken multiple times. Its effects stack. Each time it is taken, you may choose a level in any class. This feat can also be selected when assigning the feat gained from having taken this feat previously.
Darn Noob, if you had actually read the book you would have taken the Summon Designer trait.
Summon Designer/Developer:
When you or nobody in your group will accept any answer no matter how much logic is behind the supporting arguments or you just choose to ignore the book statement that says, in no uncertain terms, that you can't do something you may request a developer to answer your question. The designer will show up in 1d24 hours.Note:This is especially useful for those that play RAW(no RAI) only without any houserules, even though such groups have never been confirmed.
Now I hear the next new rule will be Smite Non-descriptive Poster.
Smite Silly Poster:
If someone ask for help on the boards, allows for more than one poster to give a long detailed post that would fix the problem, only to reply with we have houserules that invalidate all of your solutions without mentioning the houserules up front you may smite the poster. If the poster gets irritated and has a silly reply such as "Why do you assume we used "those" rules, with "those" being the official rules you may get smite them twice.
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Grognard
Prerequisite:Must have played in at least one previous version of the game being played/discussed.
Benefits: Once per session you may initiate a nostalgic story or rant about the problem currently faced in play. You must reference a previous edition of the game, mentioning specific rules, in this story/rant. This story may be only marginally relevant, however. This takes up 2d6 minutes of time. When the story is done, all players and the GM must make a DC 20 Will save or sit and discuss the story just told. Those who succeed sit stunned for one minute, trying to understand what you're saying.
Special: You may take this feat multiple times. Its effects stack, allowing additional rants each session. You also extend the amount of time the game is diverted by 1d6 additional minutes for each time you have taken this feat. Those who succeed on the Will save are stunned for an additional 4d12 seconds for each time you have taken this feat.
New Feat: Smoke Break
Benefits: Once per game session you may take a 5-10 minute break to go outside and smoke. All game play by other players must stop until you are finished smoking.
Special: You may take this feat multiple times if you need to take more than one smoke break in a game session.
New Feat: Missing Game Immunity
Benefits: This feat allows a player to miss one game during a multi-game adventure and not be penalized for it. They receive the same amount of treasure and experience that the other players received.
Special: This feat may be taken multiple times so a player can miss more than one game session and not be penalized for it.