Kobold Trouble

[Kobold Catgirl]

Tizzird Ur'doden wrote:

The one at the back of the room then :)

Tizzird shoots the moth with accuracy, straight through its revolting head. The creature collapses, and its carcass splits open. A cloud of gas escapes, and you detect a foul smell.

[Tizzird Ur'doden]

Tizzird gives the air a light sniff and suddenly his eyes bug out.
"I think I smell some bitter almonds!!!" Tizzird screams "an alchemist told me that means we gotta run"

[His Excellency Codwin I]

Knot, you get a Reflex Save DC 15 to avoid 3 of the 6 damage you just took. Sorry about the bombage.

[Raviel Vangua]

Raviel shouts "Dam moths! I'll rip you to pieces and feast on your burning corpses!..." as he claws at the moth in front of him

claw 1
to hit 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (6) + 9 = 15
to wound 1d6 + 2 ⇒ (1) + 2 = 3
sneak attack 2d6 ⇒ (5, 2) = 7
fire damage 1d6 ⇒ 5

claw 2
to hit 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (4) + 9 = 13
to wound 1d6 + 2 ⇒ (5) + 2 = 7
sneak attack 2d6 ⇒ (5, 3) = 8
fire damage 1d6 ⇒ 3

edit
dam it! i keep rolling so low

[Knotted-limb Tangled root]

Reflex save
1d20 + 8 ⇒ (7) + 8 = 15

good!
15/26

[Sjurd]

Sjurd speaks through clenched teeth and frozen lips. "Donn... hlet... thum... kill... meee..."

[Ghoulavard]

Mmmm.... Moth meat....

Ghoulavard bites into the paralyzed moth.
Coup de Grace:2d4 + 4 ⇒ (2, 2) + 4 = 8
Moth makes Fort save dc 18 or dies.

[Kobold Catgirl]

Raviel's claws scrape futilely against the tough skin of the last moving moth. Ghoulavard sinks his teeth into the paralyzed creature.
1d20 ⇒ 5

[Knotted-limb Tangled root]

"It appears friend Sjurd has found the soil here to his liking he has taken root!"

"Would you not rather have some sunlight upon you?"

Look above me is that a kobold? ;)

[Sjurd]

dot

[Kobold Catgirl]

The moth in the back does not move. The other, though, tries to take a 'piece' out of Knot.
6d20 ⇒ (19, 2, 13, 2, 20, 2) = 58
Make two Fort saves, DC 14, or be paralyzed for either 2d4 ⇒ (4, 1) = 5 or 2d4 ⇒ (3, 4) = 7 rounds. Don't forget your +2.
1d6 ⇒ 5
And take 8 damage.

The moth sinks its fangs into the oakling's arm, nearly removing a finger.

[Knotted-limb Tangled root]

FORT-titude saves

1d20 + 6 ⇒ (15) + 6 = 21

1d20 + 6 ⇒ (14) + 6 = 20

"I wish I had swatted mo o these when they were smaller."

[Kobold Catgirl]

Codwin is up.

[His Excellency Codwin I]

Scanning the battlefield hastily, Codwin purses his lips in disgust.

I'd never have thought it possible that an undead abomination would come to the aid of the Crown of Andoran! Yet, here we are. Right, then!

His Excellency pulls another flask from his person, shaking it violently before tossing it toward one of the moth-creatures.

If there's one off by itself, I'll throw toward that one. If not, I'll aim toward whichever one the fire-immune members of the party are closest to.

Attack: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (1) + 4 = 5

Well, as that's going to miss, here's the d8 for the miss chance. Since we have no map, I trust you'll let us know what happens, KC :-)

1d8 ⇒ 7

[Kobold Catgirl]

Ooh, lucky there. Or at least not as unlucky as it could have been.

Codwin throws another explosive vial at the retreating moth, but "His Excellency" is distracted by the irritating--although now harmless--droning, and the throw goes wide.

[Kobold Catgirl]

We should probably simplify the order into "You" and "Them", like some DMs are doing. I've noticed averaging the bonuses out speeds things up considerably.
Knot is up!

[Knotted-limb Tangled root]

attacks paralyzed creature....

Darkwood Greatclub
Attack 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (4) + 7 = 11
Damage 1d10 + 6 ⇒ (1) + 6 = 7

Plus sneak attack 1d6 ⇒ 3

[Raviel Vangua]

Raviel keeps trying to attack the moth infront of him (i'm guessing i'm still flanking right?)

claw 1
to hit 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (5) + 9 = 14
to wound 1d6 + 2 ⇒ (6) + 2 = 8
sneak attack 2d6 ⇒ (1, 6) = 7
fire damage 1d6 ⇒ 3

claw 2
to hit 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (7) + 9 = 16
to wound 1d6 + 2 ⇒ (5) + 2 = 7
sneak attack 2d6 ⇒ (6, 5) = 11
fire damage 1d6 ⇒ 2

[Ghoulavard]

You would think being undead I wouldn't be so damnably hungry, but man I just ate an old horse on the way over and I just can't help this moth, it's so good. Yall should try some.

Ghoulavard continues to chow down on the moth, biting and tearing flesh with both claws.

Bite:1d20 + 6 ⇒ (10) + 6 = 16
Damage:1d4 + 2 ⇒ (3) + 2 = 5

Claw:1d20 + 6 ⇒ (6) + 6 = 12
Damage:1d3 + 1 ⇒ (2) + 1 = 3

Claw:1d20 + 6 ⇒ (6) + 6 = 12
Damage:1d3 + 1 ⇒ (2) + 1 = 3

Is chewing a free action? And are those claw attacks identical by chance or because I used copy and past?

[Kobold Catgirl]

You don't actually need to make attack rolls against a paralyzed creature. :P
Ghoulavard and Knot continue to beat (and eat)the dead moth. Raviel swings again at the moving moth, but his poor luck holds true and he missed.
Everyone who isn't a moth, a skeleton, a ghoul, a tree or an alchemist is up.

[Winterwalker]

ignore the dot.

[Simo Häyhä]

i'll try to stay stealthed no matter what, and if there's nothing else to hide behind i'll hide behind my dog, Aatu. I'll generally try to stay 60' from the nearest enemy that's not in melee with a party member to try and maximize the penalty of -1 per 10' to their perception roll. Aatu doesn't bother trying to hide and anyone looking behind could catch a glimpse of him climbing down the ladder. i'm also convinced that all kobolds are slavers and am ready to treat them appropriately. i think both moths are in melee, so i'll fire at the one that's still up.

stealth 1d20 + 19 ⇒ (16) + 19 = 35
masterwork crossbow 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (17) + 11 = 28 subtract 4 if firing into melee
confirm crit if 19-20 rolled above 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (9) + 11 = 20
damage 1d6 + 2 ⇒ (2) + 2 = 4
sneak attack if applicable 2d6 ⇒ (5, 2) = 7
stealth roll to hide after sniping 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (4) + 9 = 13

[Kobold Catgirl]

The newcomer fires a bolt into the flesh of the remaining moth, but the creature fights on, attacking Knot again.
5d20 ⇒ (18, 12, 8, 11, 2) = 51
One of the tentacles makes contact.
Again, make a DC 14 Fort save or be paralyzed for 2d6 ⇒ (4, 4) = 8 rounds.Anybody wishing to enter can do it now. All PCs are up. Anybody who hasn't already must make a DC 14 Will save or become confused. 1d4 ⇒ 1: Attack the nearest creature
Damage to moth from fire: 2d6 ⇒ (6, 5) = 11

Sjurd, I believe you'll be free after this round.

[Raviel Vangua]

Raviel annoyed by his inability to hurt the moth will try to grapple it! it gets an attack of opportunity against Raviel
CMB check 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (17) + 9 = 26

[Kobold Catgirl]

The moth snaps at Raviel reflexively, scoring a hit and knocking him back.
1d20 ⇒ 16
Take 1d6 + 3 ⇒ (1) + 3 = 4 damage.
A successful AoO still blocks a grapple, I believe.

[Knotted-limb Tangled root]

Fortitude save
1d20 + 6 ⇒ (13) + 6 = 19

Attack the beast
Darkwood Greatclub
Attack 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (16) + 7 = 23
Damage 1d10 + 6 ⇒ (6) + 6 = 12

[angryscrub]

will save 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (3) + 3 = 6

should still get sneak attack damage against anyone that failed their perception roll vs DC 13, (in case i fail my save), but i won't be able to stealth again this round since i have to use a move action to reload my crossbow

masterwork crossbow 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (4) + 11 = 15 subtract 4 if firing into melee
confirm crit if 19-20 rolled above 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (18) + 11 = 29
damage 1d6 + 2 ⇒ (6) + 2 = 8
sneak attack if applicable 2d6 ⇒ (6, 4) = 10

[Raviel Vangua]

Kobold Cleaver wrote:

The moth snaps at Raviel reflexively, scoring a hit and knocking him back.

1d20
Take 1d6+3 damage.
A successful AoO still blocks a grapple, I believe.

apparently it only gives a penalty to my CMB check equal to the damage but i still get the grapple, and the moth it takes 1d6 fire damage too...

so CMB check of 22...

[Kobold Catgirl]

The combination of Knot finally landing a solid blow and Raviel scalding the enemy seals the moth's fate. The moth falls on its back, dead. Its stomach opens up, and noxious fumes emerge....
All adjacent must make a DC 14 Fort save or be nauseated for 1d4 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 1 = 4 rounds.
It's also fairly obvious that the only thing preventing the last moth from doing the same is the paralysis.
We can leave initiative order, though you might want to back away from the corpses.

[Knotted-limb Tangled root]

Fortitude save
1d20 + 6 ⇒ (20) + 6 = 26

"Ah tha 'bug spray' is hard to breath...."

Stepping back...

[Raviel Vangua]

undead aren't affected right? the angered Raviel will rip appart the other moth just in case anyway...

[His Excellency Codwin I]

Bah! I've breathed far worse and yet live to lead the Andoran people on their majestic and neverending quest for freedom!

His Excellency, not being near the dying moth, approaches it and takes a deep whiff.

Fort: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (1) + 3 = 4

He promptly spends the next half-minute vomiting in a corner.

Erp. So then, it would appear that I was incorrect. That really is quite noxious stuff. I must remember to try to replicate it...

He scribbles some notes into a small piece of parchment, oblivious to further conversation for the moment.

[Raviel Vangua]

"To think this to be the far worst fate our dear contractor was talking about? or could it be something far uglier down there?" Raviel pauses, [b]"Dam moths, I couldn't even enjoy the fear and horror etched on their faces before they died... I mean vile things couldn't even tell us anything, such waste...."

[Kobold Catgirl]

Raviel Vangua wrote:

undead aren't affected right? the angered Raviel will rip appart the other moth just in case anyway...

There are now three dead moths lying before you. At the other side of the room is a door.

[Knotted-limb Tangled root]

Points with his greatclub...

"Yon appears to be a portal perhaps for egress..."

[Ghoulavard]

I don't know if I'd call them a waste, in fact they are full of taste! hahaha. But seriously you should try some they're pretty good.

Ghoulavard offers up a chunk of moth meat to the flaming skeleton man.Just don't eat the wing it's pretty bland. By the way good sir I don't think I know your name. Or anyone else's for that matter.

[Vaki]

What apparently is a man clad in dark cloth armor, slides down the ladder. As he lands, you can see a dark blue tail swish behind him. He starts to chitter away excitedly in a language none of you can understand.

[Knotted-limb Tangled root]

"Yahhhhhhhhhhhhhh! keep that thing off o me!"

Points at the monkey....

"Sorry I once had a bad experience, you know monkey on my back."

[Raviel Vangua]

Ghoulavard wrote:

I don't know if I'd call them a waste, in fact they are full of taste! hahaha. But seriously you should try some they're pretty good.

Ghoulavard offers up a chunk of moth meat to the flaming skeleton man.Just don't eat the wing it's pretty bland. By the way good sir I don't think I know your name. Or anyone else's for that matter.

"Name is Raviel Vangua, potentially at your service, now while I can eat, lacking a tongue, I have difficulty tasting anything..."

[Knotted-limb Tangled root]

"Formally I am Knotted-limb Tangled root, I am fine with knotted-limb..."

[Vaki]

Knotted-limb Tangled root wrote:

"Yahhhhhhhhhhhhhh! keep that thing off o me!"

Points at the monkey....

"Sorry I once had a bad experience, you know monkey on my back."

You do realize that you have no way of knowing that I'm a monkey, right? all that gives away anything other than a man is the tail, which could belong to any number of races

[Knotted-limb Tangled root]

Sorry I was picturing the super-ninja-monkey from the boardgame quelf..........as you made your entrance......., mabe I am OGing (over-gaming).......

[Simo Häyhä]

"These foul minions of the foul kobold slavers tried to enslave my mind most foully and caused me to shoot my boon companion Aatu, who happens to be a dog. I don't suppose any of you are vets?"

[Kobold Catgirl]

Belayed happy Easter.
Are you going to continue, or do you want to roleplay this out?

[Raviel Vangua]

could we wait long enough for Raviel to fully heal?

[Simo Häyhä]

"I suppose if there are no vets here, we should move on, unless someone is too injured to continue. I worry about what those foul kobold slavers are getting up to though."

does raviel have fast healing or anything? or do you just want to camp out for a day?

[Stomphoof]

Dotting for now. I have not laughed this hard in a while. Hilarious. All Hail His Excellency LORD CODWIN!

[Raviel Vangua]

he does indeed have fast healing "It might sound silly but let me catch my breath for a few minutes"

[Simo Häyhä]

"Very well. I shall listen at the door to see if the kobolds are trying to sneak up on us while we wait. Momma always said I was a horrible judge of character, but I have a good feeling about this group."

With a slightly manic grin at everyone, Simo moves silently towards the door out of the room.

stealth roll 1d20 + 19 ⇒ (12) + 19 = 31
perception roll 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (10) + 10 = 20

[Knotted-limb Tangled root]

"Indeed a break it shall be."