We have dental, vision, and health. Every important building is built out of onyx. Oh yeah and you can apply to join the ranks of the infamous and imperial funded Onyx Assassins!
We have dental, vision, and health. Every important building is built out of onyx. Oh yeah and you can apply to join the ranks of the infamous and imperial funded Onyx Assassins!
SLAM!! du duu-dah du du-dah
...Oh not the group?
<crickets>
Ooooh assassins...sign me up! I'm already onyx anyway...
We have dental, vision, and health. Every important building is built out of onyx. Oh yeah and you can apply to join the ranks of the infamous and imperial funded Onyx Assassins!SLAM!! du duu-dah du du-dah
...
Oh not the group?<crickets>
Ooooh assassins...sign me up! I'm already onyx anyway...
Excellent the recruitment begins. Mwuhahahahaha!
Excellent the recruitment begins. Mwuhahahahaha!We have dental, vision, and health. Every important building is built out of onyx. Oh yeah and you can apply to join the ranks of the infamous and imperial funded Onyx Assassins!SLAM!! du duu-dah du du-dah
...
Oh not the group?<crickets>
Ooooh assassins...sign me up! I'm already onyx anyway...
uniforms?
Excellent the recruitment begins. Mwuhahahahaha!We have dental, vision, and health. Every important building is built out of onyx. Oh yeah and you can apply to join the ranks of the infamous and imperial funded Onyx Assassins!SLAM!! du duu-dah du du-dah
...
Oh not the group?<crickets>
Ooooh assassins...sign me up! I'm already onyx anyway...
uniforms?
You get a shiny black hood to sew onto the clothing you already have and an onyx pendant that signifies your rank in the assassins. yours has a teardrop shaped ruby in the middle, since you're the first to be recruited you get the rank of second in command.
I'm an assassin as well as an emperor.
Oh goody! We haven't had a new cult in like...18 hours.
Of course a poodle assassin, excellent for infiltration!
*bends down and pets poodle*
Excellent the recruitment begins. Mwuhahahahaha!We have dental, vision, and health. Every important building is built out of onyx. Oh yeah and you can apply to join the ranks of the infamous and imperial funded Onyx Assassins!SLAM!! du duu-dah du du-dah
...
Oh not the group?<crickets>
Ooooh assassins...sign me up! I'm already onyx anyway...
uniforms?
You get a shiny black hood to sew onto the clothing you already have and an onyx pendant that signifies your rank in the assassins. yours has a teardrop shaped ruby in the middle, since you're the first to be recruited you get the rank of second in command.
I'm an assassin as well as an emperor.
Wow! Recruited and a promotion in the same day!
So....is there on the job training for this assassin gig?
I'm an out of work alias and if it involved destruction, I'm in!
So....is there on the job training for this assassin gig?
I'm an out of work alias and if it involved destruction, I'm in!
Indeed there is!
Destruction will run rampant as well!
So....is there on the job training for this assassin gig?
I'm an out of work alias and if it involved destruction, I'm in!
Indeed there is!
Destruction will run rampant as well!
Wheeee!
I'm so happy! It's been much too long since I was properly destructive. Just point me in the right direction, oh magnanimous leader!
I would consider joining your ranks but I'm not too sure I trust your credentials. Besides I'm currently working for Lord President Moorluck. With any luck I will be able to slaughter....I mean work my way to the top very soon.
I would consider joining your ranks but I'm not too sure I trust your credentials. Besides I'm currently working for Lord President Moorluck. With any luck I will be able to slaughter....I mean work my way to the top very soon.
Slaughtering your way to the top is always encouraged here. You either rise in rank or get beat down. :)
I would consider joining your ranks but I'm not too sure I trust your credentials. Besides I'm currently working for Lord President Moorluck. With any luck I will be able to slaughter....I mean work my way to the top very soon.Slaughtering your way to the top is always encouraged here. You either rise in rank or get beat down. :)
<ponder>
I would consider joining your ranks but I'm not too sure I trust your credentials. Besides I'm currently working for Lord President Moorluck. With any luck I will be able to slaughter....I mean work my way to the top very soon.Slaughtering your way to the top is always encouraged here. You either rise in rank or get beat down. :)
In that case please provide a list of your known weaknesses along with any potential hidden powers you may have.
One might think that he signed his own death warrant, but I couldn't possibly comment.