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Celestial Healer wrote:Sebastian wrote:Also, count me in the Moorluck for president campaign. Even if he stole one of my positions....
It was "doggy style" wasn't it?
Ninja'd by the angel!
Although, with guys like us, it should be called "Horsey style" :P
Y'all are perverts.
That's why I love you.

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Lord President Moorluck wrote:Celestial Healer wrote:Sebastian wrote:Also, count me in the Moorluck for president campaign. Even if he stole one of my positions....
It was "doggy style" wasn't it?
Ninja'd by the angel!
Although, with guys like us, it should be called "Horsey style" :P
Y'all are perverts.
That's why I love you.
I always thought it was because I let you hug Solnes?

ewan cummins |

Oh well, I tried.
Ewan, enjoy yourself buddy.
Sebastian, have at it buddy, not that I'd be able to stop you.
Naw, you're right. There's no point in wrangling with him. It's enough for me that some of the other posters read and fairly considered my five points. One can't reach everybody. I appreciate your peace-making efforts, Moorluck.

Samnell |

Day 1: All religions except conservative Christianity are outlawed, under penalty of extreme torture and loss of citizenship. The Constitution is put on hold in favor of the Book of Leviticus.
Day 2: All religions except Islam are banned, under penalty of extreme torture and loss of citizenship. The Constitution is put on hold in favor of Sharia law.
Day 3: All religions are banned, under penalty of extreme torture and loss of citizenship. A modified Constitution is used, in which every clause that doesn't mention God (i.e., ALL of them) get the added statement: "By the way, there is no God, and anyone who says there is is stark raving nutso and gets sent to Guantanamo."
Day 4: Reinstate the actual Constitution. Ask people if they're really still so dead-set against the idea of separation of church and state.
Day 5: Resign.
Nobody would be left with citizenship or alive to appreciate the lesson.

The 8th Dwarf |

The 8th Dwarf wrote:Lord President Moorluck wrote:I was going to vote for lots of people.... I can sms my votes just like So you think you can dance or American Idol....The 8th Dwarf wrote:Well now, you said you might vote for me, I didn't want to seem like I was trying to force your vote. ;)Lord President Moorluck wrote:So you dont count my vote...what am I a hanging chad?????Freehold DM wrote:Lord President Moorluck wrote:casts vote for Moorluck1. Send out for hookers and blow.
2. Have Jessica Alba summoned to the Oval Office.
3. Do my wife on the desk in the Oval Office.
4. Do Ms. Alba and my wife on the desk in the Oval Office.
5. Renew my PF subs.
~Adds votes.~
Lets see here, add the one, and carry the... now subtract..... and.... that's one!
In that case.
~Slips 8th Dwarf 10000 Euros, with the promise of more for every vote logged.~
ummm what am I going to do with Euros?

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Studpuffin wrote:How do you resign if there's no one left to accept your resignation?I don't need their acceptance. My very act of resignation sets up cosmic shock waves throughout the numinous presidentiosphere.
I still wager that the dead will end up registered to vote, though. :P

Lord President Moorluck |

Lord President Moorluck wrote:The 8th Dwarf wrote:Lord President Moorluck wrote:I was going to vote for lots of people.... I can sms my votes just like So you think you can dance or American Idol....The 8th Dwarf wrote:Well now, you said you might vote for me, I didn't want to seem like I was trying to force your vote. ;)Lord President Moorluck wrote:So you dont count my vote...what am I a hanging chad?????Freehold DM wrote:Lord President Moorluck wrote:casts vote for Moorluck1. Send out for hookers and blow.
2. Have Jessica Alba summoned to the Oval Office.
3. Do my wife on the desk in the Oval Office.
4. Do Ms. Alba and my wife on the desk in the Oval Office.
5. Renew my PF subs.
~Adds votes.~
Lets see here, add the one, and carry the... now subtract..... and.... that's one!
In that case.
~Slips 8th Dwarf 10000 Euros, with the promise of more for every vote logged.~ummm what am I going to do with Euros?
Spend them. In Amsterdam. :)

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Day 1: All religions except conservative Christianity are outlawed, under penalty of extreme torture and loss of citizenship. The Constitution is put on hold in favor of the Book of Leviticus.
Day 2: All religions except Islam are banned, under penalty of extreme torture and loss of citizenship. The Constitution is put on hold in favor of Sharia law.
Day 3: All religions are banned, under penalty of extreme torture and loss of citizenship. A modified Constitution is used, in which every clause that doesn't mention God (i.e., ALL of them) get the added statement: "By the way, there is no God, and anyone who says there is is stark raving nutso and gets sent to Guantanamo."
Day 4: Reinstate the actual Constitution. Ask people if they're really still so dead-set against the idea of separation of church and state.
Day 5: Resign.
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Day 1: Declare Alaska and Hawaii independant Nations.
Day 2: Declare the Mainland USA a single State Republic.
Day 3: Introduce One Law - Every Act of Government, Law, Constitution Requires the direct and regular approval of every Citizen.
Why do they have to be independent nations?

Ironicdisaster |
1. Prepare for the coming apocalypse with the Zombie Registration Act. All undocumented zombies will be deported to an afterlife of their choosing.
2. Ban different-sex marriages.
3. Hookers and ice cream. We have an example to set for our youth.
4. Kill someone for no other reason than to become an assassin.
5. Study Canada for three rounds while hidden in the shadows.
Stealth check
1d20 + 13 ⇒ (14) + 13 = 27

The 8th Dwarf |

The 8th Dwarf wrote:Spend them. In Amsterdam. :)Lord President Moorluck wrote:The 8th Dwarf wrote:Lord President Moorluck wrote:I was going to vote for lots of people.... I can sms my votes just like So you think you can dance or American Idol....The 8th Dwarf wrote:Well now, you said you might vote for me, I didn't want to seem like I was trying to force your vote. ;)Lord President Moorluck wrote:So you dont count my vote...what am I a hanging chad?????Freehold DM wrote:Lord President Moorluck wrote:casts vote for Moorluck1. Send out for hookers and blow.
2. Have Jessica Alba summoned to the Oval Office.
3. Do my wife on the desk in the Oval Office.
4. Do Ms. Alba and my wife on the desk in the Oval Office.
5. Renew my PF subs.
~Adds votes.~
Lets see here, add the one, and carry the... now subtract..... and.... that's one!
In that case.
~Slips 8th Dwarf 10000 Euros, with the promise of more for every vote logged.~ummm what am I going to do with Euros?
I see your cunning plan - It is as cunning as a fox who's just been appointed Professor of Cunning at Oxford University?
All hail Ming eerr I mean Lord President Moorluck the merciless...

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Kirth Gersen wrote:That phrase has always struck me as ominous.Samnell wrote:Nobody would be left with citizenship or alive to appreciate the lesson.That's the beauty of it. Because then the country would be ALL MINE! I'm "taking back America," don't you see?
I always wondered if it meant that the Native Americans were going to inherit one helluva big plot of land.

ewan cummins |

1. Veto bills I believe to be unconstitutional. This would take a significant chunk out of the federal budget. Congress might override my veto in a number of areas, of course.
2. Ask Congress to withdraw the United States from NATO, the WTO, the UN, etc.
3. Work towards the issuance of letters of marque an reprisal to combat terrorist organizations.
4. Do such and such in regard to a certain thing. :)
5. Prepare for private life, as I would be unlikely to be re-elected.
There, now he can't complain. Narrow minded censorship has triumphed!
:)
Or was it numbers 1, 2, or 5 to which he objected? Without any explanation, I'm left guessing.
Being as other posters have suggested vetoes, large budget cuts, etc, I find it hard to believe that 1 is the 'problem.' I can't imagaine why 5 would bother anyone. 2? Heck, the OP suggested 'isolationism' didn't he? That post hasn't been removed.

ewan cummins |

0gre wrote:Sure is hot in here... :Pewan cummins wrote:Snowball, meet hell...Ross Byers wrote:I removed more posts, and the replies descending from them. Really folks, flag it and move on.Ross, how should I take this above you? That is, to whom do I complain if I think you are being unfair?
That's a good heat, Moorluck. :)

bugleyman |

There, now he can't complain. Narrow minded censorship has triumphed!
:)
Or was it numbers 1, 2, or 5 to which he objected? Without any explanation, I'm left guessing.
Being as other posters have suggested vetoes, large budget cuts, etc, I find it hard to believe that 1 is the 'problem.' I can't imagaine why 5 would bother anyone. 2? Heck, the OP suggested 'isolationism' didn't he? That post hasn't been removed.
Let...
it...GO!

Urizen |

1. Veto bills I believe to be unconstitutional. This would take a significant chunk out of the federal budget. Congress might override my veto in a number of areas, of course.
2. Ask Congress to withdraw the United States from NATO, the WTO, the UN, etc.
3. Work towards the issuance of letters of marque an reprisal to combat terrorist organizations.
4. Do such and such in regard to a certain thing. :)
5. Prepare for private life, as I would be unlikely to be re-elected.
There, now he can't complain. Narrow minded censorship has triumphed!
:)
Or was it numbers 1, 2, or 5 to which he objected? Without any explanation, I'm left guessing.
Being as other posters have suggested vetoes, large budget cuts, etc, I find it hard to believe that 1 is the 'problem.' I can't imagaine why 5 would bother anyone. 2? Heck, the OP suggested 'isolationism' didn't he? That post hasn't been removed.
There you go! This post of yours is better than the original one. It was your original #3 that I believe caused some flap (and rightfully so).
If one really want to swing at windmills, there's customer.service@paizo.com and it'll be handled accordingly.
But I don't think you're going to get much traction when your initial post that was deleted swerved dangerously close to antisemitism; regardless of your personal views on political correctness. It has nothing to do with narrow minded censorship, but everything to do with respecting a class of people even if you disagree with them and/or their alleged agenda(s).

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1. Veto bills I believe to be unconstitutional. This would take a significant chunk out of the federal budget. Congress might override my veto in a number of areas, of course.
2. Ask Congress to withdraw the United States from NATO, the WTO, the UN, etc.
3. Work towards the issuance of letters of marque an reprisal to combat terrorist organizations.
4. Do such and such in regard to a certain thing. :)
5. Prepare for private life, as I would be unlikely to be re-elected.
There, now he can't complain. Narrow minded censorship has triumphed!
:)
Or was it numbers 1, 2, or 5 to which he objected? Without any explanation, I'm left guessing.
Being as other posters have suggested vetoes, large budget cuts, etc, I find it hard to believe that 1 is the 'problem.' I can't imagaine why 5 would bother anyone. 2? Heck, the OP suggested 'isolationism' didn't he? That post hasn't been removed.
I will not go into the obvious stuff.
I do have questions.
Why withdraw from NATO WTO UN... ect????

The 8th Dwarf |

0gre wrote:Sure is hot in here... :Pewan cummins wrote:Snowball, meet hell...Ross Byers wrote:I removed more posts, and the replies descending from them. Really folks, flag it and move on.Ross, how should I take this above you? That is, to whom do I complain if I think you are being unfair?
Hey LP Moorluck the Merciless - will you institute my anti Bieber proposals from my initial platform... (on the first page).
Ha TOP of the PAGE Ma!!!!