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Sorry I meant diet consisting entirely of fish.
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You do realize the man is playing dumb so he can see where you stash your nets and fish.
Teach a man to fish and he will kick your @ss and steal your fishing pole, your fish, your nets as well as your clothes.
CY, you were right =(
You have learned well, grasshopper.
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The hard way.
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Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
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Waiting to find out where we're dropping off a pittance of dirt.
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Coworker is convinced the world will inevitably be ruled by jellyfish with massive dandelion trees.
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We get to put in faux wood planks made out of stone.
I don't get it either, but whatever.
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You could be surrounded by your family and friends, and yet people would still say you "died alone" because you never married or had kids.
Yeah screw that. "People" can be morons.
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Did you google that? you know it was rhetorical right?Someone who gets straight to the point is often referred to as "being blunt", yet blunt things have no point.why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways?A driveway is a path connecting private property to a public road. It is literally "the way to drive" to reach the road. Since it is private property, you can park on it as well if you wish.
Parkways, on the other hand, were originally roads that went through parks. But then many of the parks were turned into stores and gas stations and whatnot, but the name stuck.
No, just to be different I Binged it.
That's a lie. I googled it.
You were this close to a free trip to Bing Decontamination, buddy.
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We only use Bing.
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Orthos, this is wingstop
Explains why I've never heard of them, I've never lived anywhere near one.
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My chicken was roasted when everyone knows chicken should only ever be fried.
Heresy. D:
We roast everything in Ireland. Roast veg, roast potatoes, roast meats. It's delicious, done right.
Stereotypically, all food in Scotland is deep-fried, and all food in England is boiled.
Neither of those things are true, he says, chowing down on his freshly boiled hamburger & 'fries'
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Coworker is convinced the world will inevitably be ruled by jellyfish with massive dandelion trees.
TELL HIM TO STOP SPREADING MY EVIL PLANS AMONGST THE MASSES!
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Just picked up 2,920 pounds of sand.
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Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
Oh Sir Terry, how you are missed.
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Coworker is convinced the world will inevitably be ruled by jellyfish with massive dandelion trees.
I so doubt that. Mainly because they would do a much better job ruling the world than we would.
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My chicken was roasted when everyone knows chicken should only ever be fried.
Heresy. D:
We roast everything in Ireland. Roast veg, roast potatoes, roast meats. It's delicious, done right.
Stereotypically, all food in Scotland is deep-fried, and all food in England is boiled.
Neither of those things are true, he says, chowing down on his freshly boiled hamburger & 'fries'
mmmmmm... deep-fried Mars bars. :D
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191 new posts overnight? Really, FaWtL?
Oh, wait. I still don't have any "real" work to do...
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Nobody comes into your house, tastes your food, and says, "Man, this is terrible," even if it is.
Why would you do this??
THAT'S TERRIBLE
I enjoy being a horrible person.
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With apologies to Scint, this is precisely why I hate the way Modern English is taught:
NobodysHome: So, Impus Major, how was summer school today?
Impus Major: It did not go well, Father.
NH: Why not?
IM: We read a short story, and then we were supposed to explore how we thought each of the characters viewed the theme. So I spent about an hour writing it up. Then once we were done she gave us the answer and I was totally wrong.
NH: Er, interpretation of a fictional character's possible thoughts is a matter of opinion, you can't be wrong. Did she tell you why you were wrong?
IM: No. I was just wrong.
So the whole, "What would Captain Ahab think about Red Lobster restaurant? Oh, THAT'S what you think?!?!? You're wrong wrong WRONG!" is why I (and Impus Major) hate English...
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Coworker is convinced the world will inevitably be ruled by jellyfish with massive dandelion trees.I so doubt that. Mainly because they would do a much better job ruling the world than we would.
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I put the sealant coat on my glow-in-the-dark TARDIS shoes last night.
And the windows actually do glow in the dark.
I now have five-inch high, hand-painted nerd girl shoes that glow in the dark.
Whingey Wizzard just laughed at me.
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He shouldn't, that's awesome.
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mmmmmm... deep-fried Mars bars. :DMy chicken was roasted when everyone knows chicken should only ever be fried.
Heresy. D:
We roast everything in Ireland. Roast veg, roast potatoes, roast meats. It's delicious, done right.
Stereotypically, all food in Scotland is deep-fried, and all food in England is boiled.
Neither of those things are true, he says, chowing down on his freshly boiled hamburger & 'fries'
Deep Fried ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING!
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I put the sealant coat on my glow-in-the-dark TARDIS shoes last night.
And the windows actually do glow in the dark.
I now have five-inch high, hand-painted nerd girl shoes that glow in the dark.
Whingey Wizzard just laughed at me.
Aiymi and Zelda just might pay you for a couple pairs of those.
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With apologies to Scint, this is precisely why I hate the way Modern English is taught:
NobodysHome: So, Impus Major, how was summer school today?
Impus Major: It did not go well, Father.
NH: Why not?
IM: We read a short story, and then we were supposed to explore how we thought each of the characters viewed the theme. So I spent about an hour writing it up. Then once we were done she gave us the answer and I was totally wrong.
NH: Er, interpretation of a fictional character's possible thoughts is a matter of opinion, you can't be wrong. Did she tell you why you were wrong?
IM: No. I was just wrong.So the whole, "What would Captain Ahab think about Red Lobster restaurant? Oh, THAT'S what you think?!?!? You're wrong wrong WRONG!" is why I (and Impus Major) hate English...
No apologies needed. I agree. If you support your interpretation with sufficient logical evidence, it doesn't matter if I agree with it - you've proven the interpretation valid.
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Well that says something about your wife that her cool quotient is so high that it raises everyone else's that is around her.No. You can have Billy Ray Cyrus, though. After all, nobody else wants him.I actually like both he and Nickelback. I'm aware of how that makes my tastes seem.SMH I thought you were cool T-lion...
(I keed! I keed! Is joke!)
You're right, I've never* been cool! It's hilarious!
*
GothBard is definitely there.
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My chicken was roasted when everyone knows chicken should only ever be fried.
Heresy. D:
We roast everything in Ireland. Roast veg, roast potatoes, roast meats. It's delicious, done right.
Stereotypically, all food in Scotland is deep-fried, and all food in England is boiled.
Neither of those things are true, he says, chowing down on his freshly boiled hamburger & 'fries'
After a couple of days of such fare, we were desperate to eat something that wasn't fried, so at our next stop NobodysWife was delighted to see a "veggie bake" on the menu, where they mixed broccoli and cheese into a pie and baked it. Sounded delightful!
So they mixed broccoli and cheese into a pie, baked it, and then deep fried the pie!
When the sad mass arrived at our table, NobodysWife and I just couldn't stop giggling about the whole thing. Though gods, once we crossed the border and restaurants started serving greens again we both had massive salads... and didn't mind at all that they were 90% iceberg lettuce, which hardly counts as "green" in anyone's book, except for cheap chain restaurants.
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Every cheap restaurant thinks iceberg lettuce are greens, it doesn't take a chain. :-)
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These "planks" are gonna look wack.
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Meh, too long without greens and I get greens withdrawal. More often then not my lunch is a bowl of Yong Tau Fu Soup, with 3 bunches of vegetables (kang kong, xiao bai cai and chinese cabbage in it).
Generally salads I prefer take without dressing so I can take quite some green.
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Apparently, we're now building the third pillar. Despite the first two possibly being too massive.
Again, whatever.
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It's a full moon and people are acting like it. It's worse than usual at work today, and I'm getting pretty sick of it.
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…And sorry, no, I don't take Cabonara. Aglio Olio, please, or tomato base spaghetti.
*Puts on 'Mario mustache' and gesticulates exaggeratedly*
"Why you no lika tha tomato? or tha garlic?"
*Pulls of his ridiculous mustache, and pats Mort of the back*
Luckily CT's home-made Curry-pasta (TM-pending) is a thing! So I could still feed kitty some faux-Italian food ^^
I'd want elf, but, let's just be honest: I'd be the suckiest half-dwarf/half-troll of all time, with the worst elements of both.
EDIT: Ooh! Ooh! If we're choosing, I go with drow*! I want to sense magiiiiiiiiic~!
(Preferably drow noble, but, hey, I'll take what I can get.)
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Wwweeelllllll…
There are the Night Ones elf meta-type.
That would make you a furred, dark-skinned elf that's allergic to sun-light...
:p
You all ever have that thing where a song suddenly pops into your head and you have no idea why? Because I've got Sex and Candy running through my head right now.
I suddenly feel almost 20 years younger…
Don't know if I should thank you for making me feel like an awkward teen again…*Gets a clouded look on his face, as if remembering some far off times for better or worse*
Wouldn't you know it...
If a song could be the soundtrack to your youth …then someone manages to age and distort it to a soundtrack for your present self.
Teach a man to fish and he will kick your @ss and steal your fishing pole, your fish, your nets as well as your clothes.CY, you were right =(
*Notices that Mort isn't dressed…*
Cover Turtle used Leer!
>_> -----> ( . Y . )
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Hey all, what have I missed over the weekend?I created a FaWtL Discord named DaWtL (and, though it started out as an unintentional pun, it is now very intentional), and have lost most of my sleeping time to a variety of games and kids.
*googles Discord*
O.O
Color me curious, I may have to download the app when I get home. Not sure what to expect tho, the only gamer-ware I've ever used is Roll20.
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It's mostly just a chat room with voice chat capabilities that also displays what games you're playing if you want it to.
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So much rain. It's dark enough to look like overtime here.
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So much rain. It's dark enough to look like overtime here.
Coworkers in Atlanta are saying it's maybe getting a little "tornado green" out there.
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So much rain. It's dark enough to look like overtime here.Coworkers in Atlanta are saying it's maybe getting a little "tornado green" out there.
Thankfully seems to not be the case this far north.
Hope they stay safe down there.
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So much rain. It's dark enough to look like overtime here.
[Loki Yell]Yes! That's how it feels!![/Loki yell].
Sorry, i just wanted someone else to feel my pain.
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** spoiler omitted **My chicken was roasted when everyone knows chicken should only ever be fried.
Heresy. D:
We roast everything in Ireland. Roast veg, roast potatoes, roast meats. It's delicious, done right.
Stereotypically, all food in Scotland is deep-fried, and all food in England is boiled.
Neither of those things are true, he says, chowing down on his freshly boiled hamburger & 'fries'
On holliday I will frequently go to chinese restaurants as its the only way to get any veggies.